K.K. Dirge

"K.K. Dirge" (, Scary Song) is a K.K. Slider song. The song is extremely slow, dark, and eerie; the word dirge means a song of lament and sadness. It is unmelodious and discordant. Its instruments are unknown, but there is a constant string bass line, a piano dissonance at one point, and then a crash of cacophony at another. It has Jack on the cover. The song sounds a little like the Boo's Mansions in the Mario series.

Lucky, Pate (in every game up to ), Gaston, Coco, Raddle (in only), Roscoe, Mathilda (only in ), Grizzly and Ganon play it in their houses if they have a stereo.