Conversation/examples


 * Normal Villager: So, ‹Cranky Villager›... Just the other day, i cooked up a batch of ‹dish› that was so sour, it hurt!
 * Cranky Villager: That sounds awesome! I didn't even know to make something that sour! What'd you do?
 * Normal Villager: It was just something i added to give a little kick, but i guess something went really wrong... Wait, did you just... You think that sounds good? Really?
 * Cranky Villager: You know it! I mean come on! Sour ‹dish›? Think of the possibilities! Nobody would suspect a thing until they took a bite, and then POW! Puckerface city! HAHAHA!
 * Normal Villager: You're absolutely awful!
 * The Normal Villager will walk off angry, while the Cranky Villager will walk off happy.


 * Snooty Villager #1: Hey , what's up with that Gracie chick, anyway, ?
 * Snooty Villager #2: She thinks she's the fashion queen or something! Who is she to give us advice on clothes? I mean, seriously! Just look at her!
 * Snooty Villager #1: Yeah, totally! And that old junker she drives? Who does she think she's fooling?! It just PROVES how OLD and OUT OF TOUCH she is!
 * Snooty Villager #2: Though, you know, it might be nice to have a car, even if it were a junker. My feet get SO tired and achy from walking everywhere.
 * Snooty Villager #1: Know why our feet hurt? 'Cause we can't buy shoes in this backwater town.
 * Snooty Villager #2: Or socks, either...
 * Snooty Villager #1 will walk off sad, while Snooty Villager #2 will walk off unaffected.


 * Snooty Villager: Hey, I meant to apologize for calling you a two-faced toad the other day. I didn't mean it. You just caught me at a bad time, !
 * Cranky Villager: WHAT?! Well, then I'm sorry for spreading all those rumors that you eat trash.
 * Snooty Villager: You did WHAT?! Well, in all fairness, I guess I should come clean about launching that bottle rocket into your window last summer. (It was SO fun!)
 * Cranky Villager: YOU did that?! It singed the first 200 pages of my insult thesaurus! For three whole weeks, I couldn't find any synonyms for "doofus"! FINE! I didn't REALLY mean it when I told Phyllis that you think she looks clownish.
 * Snooty Villager: So that's why she's always so rude to me! I thought it was just jealousy! Well, remember the other day when I said you looked really dashing? Sorry about that. It was a total lie. You looked like an old boot. Ooh, burn!
 * Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.


 * Jock Villager: Why are you looking at me like that, ?
 * Snooty Villager: Hey...you're good at lifting stuff, right?
 * Jock Villager: Yeah, I'm pretty much the beefiest dude in , !
 * Snooty Villager: Excellent. And are you good at mindlessly following directions, ?
 * Jock Villager: Heck yeah! I'm a directions-followin' MACHINE. !
 * Snooty Villager: A hulking lifter that follows directions like a robot? PERFECT! I've got a house full of furniture for you to move, . And while you're at it, manbot, just pick up and move the whole house. I've been eyeing this beachfront property...
 * The Snooty Villager will walk off unaffected, while the Jock Villager will walk off happy.


 * Normal Villager: Hey, , what one phrase describes you best, and why, ?
 * Snooty Villager: What a weird question! Hmmmmm. Let me think... Ah! I've got it! "Every rose has a thorn." That's perfect for me. After all, I'm beautiful, but I am also... deadly.
 * Normal Villager: That's great, but... Um. Roses aren't deadly. I mean, yeah, they've got thorns, but those just hurt. They're not deadly.
 * Snooty Villager: Oh, really? Not even... POISON ROSES!?
 * Normal Villager: I don't even know why I bother asking you questions like that, ...
 * The Normal Villager will walk off unaffected, while the Snooty Villager will walk off happy.


 * Cranky Villager #1: Hmmm. No offense, man, I think I'm a bit more manly than you...
 * Cranky Villager #2: Did you fall on your head or something? Everybody knows I'm the manliest. And on top of that, I look way younger, !
 * Cranky Villager #1: Hey now! Now I KNOW you're talkin' crazy, ! Just because you look a little like me, don't be gettin' a big head!
 * Cranky Villager #2: Oh no, you've got that all backward! You're the one that looks like me!
 * Cranky Villager #1: So... If I called you ugly, what would that make me?
 * Cranky Villager #2: Well, , I guess that'd make us both ugly. But that's ridiculous! Everyone knows we're the best looking, .
 * Cranky Villager #1: Yeah... You're so right. Even if we are a little grumpy.
 * Cranky Villager #1 will walk off sad. Cranky Villager #2 will walk off unaffected.


 * Cranky Villager: Hey, <Normal Villager>... I heard you're saving up for a big fancy wedding!
 * Normal Villager: What?! N-no way... Where'd you hear that, ?! Who said that...? <player>, are you spreading rumors?
 * Player: "It wasn't me!" "Oops. Sorry."
 * (after responding "It wasn't me!")
 * Normal Villager: Sorry. You're totally right! You wouldn't blab, would you, <player>? Phew! I was... a little embarrassed there, <catchphrase>.
 * Cranky Villager: ...So it's true! <Normal Villager>? You just proved that you are scheming something!
 * Normal Villager: Eeeek!
 * Cranky Villager: Whoa! You look quiet, but you're cooking all kinds of plans. She might be shy, but she's quite the schemer! The scariest thing in <town> really is <Normal Villager>... Arrest her, <catchphrase>!
 * Normal Villager: Why?! What did I do that was so bad, <catchphrase>?!
 * Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.
 * (after responding "Oops. Sorry.")
 * Normal Villager: That's just...cold...<catchphrase>. Giving away a girl's secret like that! Ice cold! You just can't be trusted <player>. Yep, I pretty much can't stand you...
 * Cranky Villager: Hey, <player>! That stuff you said was just ...cold. You're pitiful! Unbelievable!...Gahahaha!
 * Normal Villager: <Cranky Villager>, I can't believe you scared <player> into talking! That's just plain wrong, <catchphrase>.
 * Cranky Villager: But, <player>! That's what I do best! ...Oh, <catchphrase>.
 * Both of the villagers will walk off sad.


 * Smug Villager: Hey, <player>! I'm talking to <Lazy Villager> about the best way to make pasta.
 * Lazy Villager: Yeah, listen up, <player>! <Smug Villager> just taught me the best way to enjoy pasta, <catchphrase>. Let's see. First you boil the pasta, and then you add some cheese...
 * Smug Villager: You can do it that way, but it may be best to add the cheese last.
 * Lazy Villager: Oh... But I like cheese, so can I add it before AND after, <catchphrase>?
 * Smug Villager: Well, I guess it's all up to personal preference, but with pasta...you should just listen to the way I do it since I'm a talented chef and know these things. Too much cheese will just weigh you down, and then you'll feel all sluggish, <catchphrase>. Plus it tastes funny once you add the ketchup!
 * Lazy Villager: ...You add ketchup to your pasta? But this isn't a French-fry meal! This is noodly goodness! You've gotta throw in some tasty oregano and maybe even a nice spoonful of pesto, <catchphrase>. Ooh, yeah, I could go for some pesto right about now...
 * Smug Villager: Heh heh heh. <Lazy Villager>, adding pesto to your pasta! How crazy! What'll you do next, put mustard on your frankfurters? Hah! Man, would THAT be weird.
 * Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.


 * Cranky Villager: I heard some great ghost stories on a camping trip a while ago. I've still got chills, <catchphrase>!
 * Peppy Villager: AWESOME! I love ghost stories! We should totally make a campfire RIGHT NOW and tell some!
 * Peppy Villager: EEEEEEEK! GHOST!
 * Cranky Villager: ...Calm down! Whoever heard of a ghost who was a morning person? Even if one did show up this early, the sunlight would make it disappear! <catchphrase>!
 * Peppy Villager: Oh yeah, you're right!...So, what did I just see? Did you see it, <player>?
 * Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.


 * Smug Villager: <Sisterly villager>, I hear you can fix machines and such.
 * Sisterly Villager: Yeah, kinda. I used to mess with motorcycles, so I learned a few basic repairs, <catchphrase>.
 * Smug Villager: Cool! Could you...maybe fix my radio then? It's been broken since forever! <Catchphrase>!
 * Sisterly Villager: A radio? Leave it to me! It'd be a piece of cake, <catchphrase>!
 * Sisterly Villager: Of course, the first thing you've gotta do is trick it out with all sort of cool stuff, right?
 * Smug Villager: Oh, uhh, sure...
 * Sisterly Villager: That's what I thought, so we'll have to get a ton of LEDs and a few spinners and such...
 * Sisterly Villager: Oh, the engine can be an air-cooled type, right, <Smug villager>?
 * Smug Villager: Huh...? Air ...cooled? Are we still talking about my radio, <Sisterly villager>?
 * Sisterly Villager: And of course we'll have to draw some flames and a dragon on the side. Yeah, that'd look awesome...
 * Smug Villager: ...Umm, I think I'll ask somebody else to help, thanks.
 * Both of the villagers will walk of unaffected.


 * Sisterly Villager: ...so I snuck up behind 'em and screamed with everything I had.
 * Sisterly Villager: <Catchphrase>!
 * Sisterly Villager: Bwa ha ha! They were so scared!
 * Normal Villager: You're so tough <Sisterly villager>. I'm a little envious!
 * Normal Villager: Hey, um... you wouldn't mind if I started saying " ", would you? I want to be tough too!
 * Sisterly Villager: Huh? No, I don't think you're scary enough, . Sorry, <Normal villager>.
 * Normal Villager: What? Aww...
 * Normal Villager: Please, I can be scary, watch this! <Catchphrase>!
 * Sisterly Villager: Pfft. you can do better than that. C'mon, ! scare me!
 * Normal Villager: Uh...alright. How's this?
 * Normal Villager: <Catchphrase>!
 * Sisterly Villager: Yeow, guess I won't need to clean my ears for a while, ...
 * Sisterly Villager: Well, if nothing else, you scared my hearing into hidin' under a ringing noise. It's a start,.