Cranky/Animal Crossing dialogue

Greetings

 * "Hey, so it's you again, huh? It's the middle of the night, you know, ."
 * "Hey! . Are you still awake, ? Psycho. "
 * "Hey! I guess you're having some sleeping issues, huh, ?"
 * "Hey, so it's you again, huh? It's the middle of the night, you know, ."
 * "You again, huh? Don't you have anywhere else you could be, ?"
 * "Don't pretend you're here because you like me. You just want to see how ticked off you can make me!"
 * (Followed by this) "So then, ... Why are you here?"
 * (Followed by this) "Yeah, so... What do you want, ?"
 * (Followed by this) "Hey, why are you even talking to me, ?"
 * (Player says no) "Heh... All right, ."
 * (Player says no) "Well, quit wasting my time, !"
 * (Player says no) "Oh, whatever, !"

Delivering furniture

 * "Hold it right there! What do you think you're doing with my furniture, ? Huh? Speak into my good ear! Working? Give me a break! What kind of a... Oh. A mortgage? I understand. Let me tell you something... It's generally a good idea to have money before you buy something. That's the way the world works, you know. But...there's no shame in paying off your debts. That's honest, . I've got to respect that! So I guess you haven't had a chance to get any of your basic house essentials, have you, ? So ask yourself: "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, ? You should! You get this ! No, no, take it! You need it more than me, . Besides, we're going to be living in the same town... ...so, I figure it would be best if we started off on the right foot, ! Enough about that! Now that you have your own place, you'd better get busy decorating, don't you think? You know you can put furniture in your room and move it around, right? It's not rocket science. Just go in front of something, hold the A Button, and start pushing, pulling, and spinning it around. Anyone can do it! Of course, anyone can do it badly, too. You gotta arrange your furniture just right, or you'll get no respect! It's not enough to have a stylish setup, either. You've gotta be neat! Stow your clothes and stuff in dressers. Just face the drawers and press the A Button to open them. That's also how to cue the radio, ! You better spiff your place up if you want to impress folks around here—they're animals about interior decorating! Anyway, good luck with the job and all that. I hope everything works out, ! See you."

Angry

 * " AAAGH! What's your problem?! Quit shoving!!!"
 * "Hey, hey, hey! What's your damage?! Stop with the pushing already!"
 * "What's the deal here?! Stop touching me! You're freaking me out!"
 * "Darn it! You're doing that on purpose! Why do you keep pushing me around like that!?"
 * "I've got no use for you. Come back when you're not so annoying!"
 * "I'm so disappointed in you. You should think hard about what you've done!"
 * "Dang it, ! Why are you wasting my time? Don't you know, I'm a busy guy!? Well, I don't wanna talk to you! So you can just dry up and blow away, !"
 * "Oh, stay away! Shoo! Shoo!"

Talking too much

 * "Shut up already!! And shut up with the shuttin' up!!! Listen here, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! You're a pest! A brat! Now, go away, !!"
 * "Aaargh! You win! I give up! Please, stand around and annoy me some more!!! I love it! What, don't you understand sarcasm!? Buzz off! And don't come back!! !!"
 * "Get a life! Don't you get it? I'm sick of looking at your face! Go away! What don't you understand about "get lost!"? Sheesh, !!"

Woken up in daytime

 * "Zzz...zz... Ahh! I fell asleep again, huh? Thanks for wakin' me up! Bwa ha ha ha!"
 * "Zzz... Zz... Ng... !! Wh-What are you doing here? Huh? Was I asleep? Oh, really? Thanks."

Woken up after bee sting

 * " YEEEEK! A GHOST!!! NOOOO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! DON'T HURT ME!!! ...? ? ... You didn't hear that! I'm not scared! I didn't scream a thing! I swear it, ! I'm tough! You'd better not tell anybody about this, or you'll regret it, !"