User:Mario

Hi! I'm Mario! I save princesses.

Okay, you probably know that. After all, I'm the most famous video game character that has appeared in more games than any other video game character. Yeah, people call me a personalityless attention hog and all, but I can't help it. Nintendo just tells me, "You gotta be here and you got to act like this and that", so I have to do that. It's kind of weird for somebody to be spending time here in Nookipedia instead of someplace like MarioWiki, but I'm glad I can devote some of my time in helping this wiki. Yes, I know that MarioWiki is more active than here, but the great thing is that people will spend more time getting to know each other because there are less people to devote energy to.

But, I don't mind my fame and all. After all, it carried to the Animal Crossing world! Wow! I don't believe it! My hat, nose, 'stache, and enemies and stuff are valued items. Even one villager admires me a lot. I have to say, I'm flattered. Good work, guys!

My first Animal Crossing game I've ever played is actually, but I haven't played it much. I also played, but I don't remember much from it. In September 2013, however, I got and became addicted to it. I use the female character in New Leaf. Don't ask.

Oh, I don't have any school and all (pssst, it's called "Community College"), so far, so most of the time, I'll be here. If I'm not out there talking to Toads, wiping the windows with Wario, or bashing Bowser, I'll be here.

When roleplaying goes terribly wrong
Don't believe whatever is shown below because these are lies.


 * Real name: Emilie
 * Age: 20
 * Gender: female
 * Heritage: U.S.A.nian, but with a French mother and Chinese father.
 * Residence: Los Angeles county, California.
 * Favorite character: Mario
 * Hand preference: left
 * English linguistic capabilities: none
 * Religion: None (I'm atheist)
 * Interests: birds, drawings, video games
 * Attention span: limited

Wiki work
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/b/be/Mario_%2798.png Wheee! http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/af/Mario_Mugshot_%2798.gif I do the following in the wiki:
 * Review edits
 * Correct grammar and improve writing whenever possible
 * Remove any "you"s
 * Respond to article talk page (recent questions)
 * Create needed articles
 * Ask questions
 * Maintain trivia sections
 * Take and upload screenshots pertaining to
 * Take crap from the Prima e-guide and put it here. don't worry, it's not plagiarism
 * Remove speculative information

And, thanks to super patroller powers after eating a Patroller Mushroom, I'm able to do the additional things below:
 * Protect pages
 * Mark edits are patrolled
 * Delete unnecessary pages
 * Correct grammar and writing style on protected pages

I was also given an administrator mushroom as a Christmas gift of 2013 holidays, so I'm now able to do these things.
 * Block users with bad faithed-edits.
 * Restore deleted pages.
 * Move stuff without leaving a redirect.

Finally, after hard work and dedication, I have received a gift-wrapped plumber's special tool, given to only one of the most trustworthy plumbers (and janitors) in the business: the bureaucrat mushroom! It has enabled me to do the following:
 * Hide offensive revisions
 * Give other people expanded toolboxes!
 * And other good things as I'm going to find out very soon!

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/3/3b/Mario_DonkeyKongGB.png My to-do list includes the more specific things I may do:
 * Create furniture series articles. Organized this effort by reviving and overhauling Project Furniture.
 * Add missing museum descriptions for bugs and fish from New Leaf.
 * Revamp featured articles.
 * Tweak userboxes (and perhaps create new ones?)
 * Improve help pages and even create some!

Wariot®♪'s residents
Baby Luigi (who is actually the mayor) and I share this town, so yeah, we have the same villagers and all. And yeah, that's our actual town name.

My review on Animal Crossing: New Leaf
Oh, look what's the latest Animal Crossing game! This is the first game I played extensively. All I have to say is that I hope I'm not missing out so much that I can't be productive on this wiki. Anyway, I've been playing this game daily since it's out, and I share two saves with my sibling, Baby Luigi. Don't ask me why Luigi doesn't want to play. I think he played it once and his player got stung by some bees. Heh. I also told my bro that there are Boos in this game, so he's never touching this game again!

Anyway, instead of giving a lengthy review and constructing a wall of text, I make a summary of what I think of New Leaf.

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/a/a6/Mario_Miracle_LawnMower_6.png/120px-Mario_Miracle_LawnMower_6.png

The good
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/5/50/MarioMGAT_3.png

The bad
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/7/77/MarioMGAT_lose.png

The ugly
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/b/bf/Mario_Manos_MarioisMissing.png

The verdict? 8.5/10

It's a good game, but I think it needs an extra oomph to differentiate it between itself and other games. Sure, being a mayor and all is nice, but you need more control. When Isabelle wants you to take a break, you can't do anything, which I find absolute baloney. Isabelle, you aren't the town mayor; you're just a secretary. Get back to work.

Anyway, the game does introduce many new items and bugs and fish to catch. It even introduces deep-sea diving. Still, it does have flaws that are carried over from what shouldn't ever be there in the first place. Grass erosion, I'm looking at you. Why would some feature from the weakest game in the series return in New Leaf? That's realism taken to an extreme. What's next, you have to take a shower or go to the restroom? Grass erosion can be handled much better, period. End of minirant.

The game is a good game. If you have patience and you love to manage a town, look no further than Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It's a great game. Just remember to play it at least once per day so your flowers won't wilt or your friends don't move away.

Mario's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense
http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/b/bc/Mariotoad.jpg/86px-Mariotoad.jpg http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/1/1e/HelmetMario.png/120px-HelmetMario.png http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/7/76/Mario%26YoshiSafari.png/120px-Mario%26YoshiSafari.png This is some stuff I came across in the wiki that I deleted, but thought it is too good to be deleted and then forgotten. If you find your edit here that you don't approve, please notify me, but be mature. I will not bash any newbies; I will add only what I think is funny. Please do not take personally. Wikipedia does this too, so I don't see why I can't have some fun.

Yes, these statements were actually on articles at one point.

Dog
This species is a domesticated wolf[...]

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ad/GWG4MCFMarioClassicSprite.png ''Domesticated wolf? What are chicken, domesticated junglefowl?''

Dorado
If you catch one once, it is very unlikely you'll catch another.

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ad/GWG4MCFMarioClassicSprite.png I caught three in one day.

Dr. Shrunk
You can learn a total of 40 emotions, and unlike in previous games you can learn all of them and never have to forget any!

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ad/GWG4MCFMarioClassicSprite.png Wow!

Emperor butterfly
Note: It's not advised to collect or keep specimens of butterflies. Many species are considered vulnerable or threatened due to habitat loss and the changing climate.'''

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ad/GWG4MCFMarioClassicSprite.png ''This is a video game where these butterflies spawn infinitely. Stop overthinking things.''

Franklin
He will then reappear instantly in a different hiding place, so that sometimes it can appear that he has jumped ahead of you somehow!

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ad/GWG4MCFMarioClassicSprite.png Why the excitement?

Grass deterioration
Running wears grass faster then walking, in fact, jogging, as it is called, wears more grass then walking. Jogging is when you pull the Wii remote as far away from your character as possible to move, but with out pressing B. Walking is keeping the Wii remote close to your character, so your arms move back and forth. While jogging, your arms do not move back and forth. If you use a Nunchuk, it is when you pull the Nunchuk's analog stick the farthest it will go while not pressing B. If you press B while walking you will jog, and if you press B while jogging you will run. Walking is better for grass, but it is harder to control your walking while using a Nunchuk.

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ad/GWG4MCFMarioClassicSprite.png I can't understand any of this...

Gardening center
The music inside sounds like skin grafts.

Joan
Joan always tells the player, no matter how many years they have been playing, that she has been selling turnips for over 60 years. This may be because she says over sixty years, which covers any number of years beyond sixty.

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ad/GWG4MCFMarioClassicSprite.png Interesting and insightful observation there.

K.K. House
It is very happy and lively and may remind you of songs in real life.

Lucky
Some people even think he may just be disguised as a mummified dog, and who knows what he really is under those bandages.

Pirate look
The Pirate Look is considered cool.

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ad/GWG4MCFMarioClassicSprite.png No it isn't.

Pointed Love
[...]she will say "Last night, Mabel recorded my favorite soap opera, Pointed Love: season four. It's about porcupines who break up, get back together, break up. You know, romance stuff." This gives evidence that the show is producing their fourth season.

Net
The reason why they catch better is the simple fact that the better they are, the wider the radius for the hole on the net.

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ad/GWG4MCFMarioClassicSprite.png Blah blah blah...

Rocco
He has a deep hatred for most lazy villagers[...]

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ad/GWG4MCFMarioClassicSprite.png Ouch...

Rolf
He has a metal/rock themed house with two Bowtoids and plays the song Rockin' K.K. in his house. Despite his rocking mood, he does not take sass, and will threaten you if you do.

Sea Bass
Appearing all day and all year, many a fisherman has caught a sea bass hoping for something rare, such as a Coelacanth, because of its large shadow - which is reflected by the player's quote when catching it.

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ad/GWG4MCFMarioClassicSprite.png Sounds so overly dramatic.

Sling shot
The slingshot can also be used for mischief like shooting down Pete the postman and Gulliver the astronut.

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ad/GWG4MCFMarioClassicSprite.png Spelling matters.