User:Piranhapete/Sandboxes/Dreamer Dialogue (AC)

Dreamer Islander Dialogue
The following is a collection of dialogue spoken by the dreamer islander personality in Animal Crossing. Box breaks and expressions/reactions are not recorded. This list is mostly complete.

Term glossary:

 * Introduction - a player's first conversation with the islander in full; variants include different times of day
 * Salutation - the first part of a player's first conversation with the islander that day, starting at 12 a.m.; leads to segue; variants include different times of day
 * Greeting - the first part of a player's conversation with an islander in regular circumstances; leads to segue; variants include different times of day
 * Re-introduction - a type of salutation that occurs after the player has gone 2+ weeks without speaking to the islander; leads to segue; variants include different times of day
 * Segue - the part of the conversation following the salutation or greeting leading into the player's choice of asking to chat or canceling the conversation
 * Topic - any of a great number of responses to the player's request to chat; includes many types of interactions
 * Never mind - the islander's response to the player canceling the conversation
 * Bee sting - dialogue for the first interaction with the islander after the player has been stung by bees
 * Net - dialogue after the player has hit the islander with a butterfly net three times
 * Pushed - dialogue after the player has continuously pushed the islander
 * Sad - dialogue if the islander is in a sad mood; the islander's voice tone becomes depressed, and the conversation will not continue into a segue or allow further interaction by the player
 * Angry - dialogue if the islander is in an angry mood; the islander's voice tone becomes agitated, and the conversation will not continue into a segue or allow further interaction by the player
 * Asleep message - Text that appears at the islander's door when the islander is asleep
 * (Morning) - 5 a.m. - 12 p.m.
 * (Afternoon) - 12 p.m. - 5 p.m.
 * (Evening) - 5 p.m. - 12 a.m.
 * (Night) - 12 a.m. - 5 a.m.

Introductions and Greetings
Introduction (morning): Oh, what a pleasant morning surprise, [catchphrase]! Is this possibly your first time to this island? …You’re [player]? A name full of power… It’s strange…the ocean didn’t speak of your arrival… But then, nature is its own master. It’s nice to have met you, [player]. Let’s share friendship!

Introduction (afternoon): Good afternoon! They call me [name]. I live alone, in peace, on this blessed island. Here, in this place, the trees, the flowers, the fish, indeed, ALL living things… are my dearest friends. And yes, you, too! You are… [player name], huh? You’re now my friend, too. I cherish meeting you.

Introduction (evening): Hello. Good evening. I’ve never met you before, have I, [catchphrase]? I’m called [name]. I live in complete tranquility on this island. And you are… [player], right? Hmm… Such a strange aura… You’re shrouded in mystery. It’s our first meeting, but it doesn’t feel that way…

Introduction (night): Oh, my! Who are you? …[player]? …From [town]? You don’t seem like a bad person, [catchphrase]. Your eyes speak of kindness. I’m called [name]. I’m the lone resident of this peaceful island. We shall be friends, [player].

Salutation (morning): Oh, morning, [player]! And what a glorious morning! I feel reborn! On perfect days like this, I feel like running along the beach with my feet kicking up sand, [catchphrase]! Ah… Just like a scene from a beautiful fairy tale! Oh, how romantic…

Greeting (morning) 1: Ah… How crisp the morning air feels, [catchphrase]…

Greeting (morning) 2: What a blessed morning, [player]! Breathe deep of that fresh air! It’s clear the earth is happy today.

Greeting (morning) 3: Another day of fair weather, [catchphrase]! You must join me in thanking our loving sun!

Salutation (afternoon): I’m as happy as a flower in springtime, [catchphrase]! I was just thinking that I wanted to see you… Hee hee… How peachy… Here you are! Just like magic!

Greeting (afternoon) 1: How are you feeling today, [player]? Are you centered in mind and spirit?

Greeting (afternoon) 2: The light breeze is like a soft kiss from the wind, don’t you think, [player]?

Greeting (afternoon) 3: I hope your afternoon is pleasant so far, [player].

Salutation (evening): Stop right there, pushy! You’re acting very rude to a girl you’ve never met before, [catchphrase]! …Oh, wait! Why, it’s [player]! You startled me, child! I didn’t think I knew you! Oh, this is embarrassing! How could I be so stupid, [catchphrase]?

Greeting (evening) 1: Oh, my goodness! It’s already [hour number], [catchphrase]!

Greeting (evening) 2: Oh well, it looks as though the sun has grown tired and went off to bed, [catchphrase].

Greeting (evening) 3: Please, magical fairy, cast a spell that lasts until midnight, [catchphrase]!

Salutation (night): Why…[player]?! Meeting you at this time of night… It’s just like this dream I had a while ago! You are truly full of mystery, [catchphrase]. You walk in shadows, and are the holder of many secrets. Even if I focus… It’s like I have no idea what you’re thinking!

Greeting (night) 1: Darkness has thrown its cloak across the world… I can barely see, [catchphrase].

Greeting (night) 2: The night’s grown deep… You’d better head home, [catchphrase].

Greeting (night) 3: Ah, [player]. Are you drinking deep of the lush night air?

Re-introduction (morning): Doofus! Doofus! DOOOOOFUS! [player], you doofus! Why haven’t I seen you for [number] weeks? All the worrying I did over you has turned my aura as purple as a thunderhead… and it’s all your doofus fault.

Re-introduction (afternoon): Wait…[player]? You’re [player], right? But why have you ignored me these last [number] weeks? I was worried, [catchphrase]! My mind was filled with terrible images of you suffering and alone… Well, I’m so relieved to see that you’re still OK. Truly, fate must smile on you.

Re-introduction (evening): [player], you pill! What have you been doing, leaving me alone these [number] weeks? Don’t you care enough to tell me when you disappear? Despite my anger, I’m happy you’re OK, [catchphrase].

Re-introduction (night): Is it…[player]?! Is it really [player]?! Oh, my happiness urn is filled, [catchphrase]! I had a feeling I would see you tonight, after so long! Ahhhhhhhhh… It’s just like a fairy tale! Be still, my beating heart!

Salutation (Festival) 1: Heyyy, Player. How are things, [catchphrase]?

Salutation (Festival) 2: Ahhh... I wish I could be like an eagle, with the wind beneath my wings... Huh? [player]?

Salutation (Festival) 3: I'm so jealous, [player]. Isn't there, like, some kind of carnival or something in [town] today?

Salutation (April Fools’ Day) 1: Today's April Fools' Day, isn't it, [player]? Well, I for one refuse to play a trick on anyone! I just don't need the bad karma, you know?

Salutation (April Fools’ Day) 2: Hey, [player], today's April Fools' Day, isn't it? I suppose your pals on the mainland are preparing their jack-o'-lanterns, making costumes, buying candy... I still don't know what I want to dress up as... What? I'm thinking of something else?

Salutation (April Fools’ Day) 3: Today's April Fools' Day, isn't it, [player]? You didn't travel all this way to play some mischief on me, did you? Your aura's got an odd color today.

Salutation (Spring Cleaning Day) 1: It’s Spring Cleaning Day, you know, [player]. Not only should we clean our rooms today, but we should also cleanse our auras.

Salutation (Spring Cleaning Day) 2: Every Spring Cleaning Day, I take all of my possessions, put them in a heap on the beach, and sort through them. I only keep what’s necessary. If you get too hung up on possessions, your soul withers inside, [catchphrase].

Salutation (Spring Cleaning Day) 3: [player], I hope you’re making the most of this Spring Cleaning Day. Cleanse your house of dust, your mind of ill thoughts, and your soul of sadness.

Segue 1: Did you have something you felt you needed to tell me, [catchphrase]?

Segue 2: What is it you’d like, [catchphrase]?

Segue 3: Is there something I can help with, [catchphrase]?

Never mind 1: Oh, OK, [catchphrase].

Never mind 2: Don’t worry about it, [player]. Be at peace.

Never mind 3: Really, [catchphrase]? I understand.

Chat Topics and Interactions
Topic (town): Hey, [player]! What's your village like, [catchphrase]?


 * “Amazing!”: Tee hee hee... I don't know what you see in that village, but hey, to each their own. I'm sure it's a great place. I can tell by the look on your face, [catchphrase]!


 * “I have no idea.”: Well, that's embarrassing! I think you need to try to know [town] a little better, don't you?


 * “It’s OK, I guess.”: Oh, don't say that! You just haven't realized the positive qualities of your village yet. There are some, I promise! My island may be small, but I'm really happy here, [catchphrase]. And to be happy is to be glad!

Topic (island life): Life in [town] sure seems like a lot of fun. You have all those friends around, [catchphrase]. But I'm OK without that life. Really! I'm not alone here. Well, I mean, yeah, I AM alone, but I'm not lonely. Just look at the beautiful natural surroundings of [island]! Ahhhh! What more could a girl want? Besides, you come and visit me here from time to time, keeping me company and all... I like that, [catchphrase].

Topic (snow): Hey, [player name]? You seem pretty worldly… Have you ever seen snow, [catchphrase]?


 * “I have.”: You’re so lucky. All I know is that snow is white and very romantic. I learned that while reading a [book]. But I’ve never seen real snow, [catchphrase]. Not unless you count dream-snow. Does that count? Oh, to touch real snow! Pure, bright, white snow… Hey, it sometimes snows on tropical islands, doesn’t it?


 * “Not yet…”: No? You poor child. I've never seen it, either, [player], so you're not alone in snow blindness! Oh! All this snow talk just reminded me of something I read in a [book] the other day. I couldn't understand a lot of it, and some parts were really scary, but I think it said snow falls from the sky. Oh, wow... Can you imagine that? I hope it snows here on the island someday...

Topic (sunflowers): Hey, [player]! I was wondering… Are there sunflowers in your town, [catchphrase]?


 * “I think…”: But that’s impossible! The sun’s too hot to support plant life! Flowers would just burn right up! Tee hee hee hee… Isn’t that the funniest joke, [catchphrase]? I read that in my [book]!


 * “I have no idea.”: That's just plain awful, [player]. Really! Don't you ever take care of plants, [catchphrase]? Of course you don't. If you did, you'd know what type of flowers bloom in your village, [catchphrase]!

Topic (story): [player], how do you feel about hearing an interesting story?


 * “I like it!”: Tee hee... Me too. I read a [book], and my imagination just floooows. Like the long, strange story of my life, for instance... Oh, I get the chills just thinking about it!


 * “I hate it!”: Oh, that's too bad for you. Stories are so wonderful... ...Incredible journeys we can never take in real life... You probably just lack imagination, [catchphrase]. A closed mind is like a garden where nothing grows...

Topic (reading): I'll have you know I read a lot. Just yesterday, I read a [book]! I even understood most of it. I don't mind boring books. I like to use my imagination to think about lots of strange things as I read. Tee hee hee hee... I get all giggly just thinking about it, [catchphrase]!

Topic (astrology, to male): I... I like [star sign], [catchphrase].


 * “Me too!”: The funny thing is, I don't even know much about astronomy. I just love the star above [star sign].


 * “Why?”: Why?! But isn't it... your star sign? Fine, I don't care about it now, either! Who needs it?

Topic (astrology, to female): I… I like [star sign], [catchphrase].


 * “Me too!”: Really? That's so groovy! Oh, I have a feeling we're going to get along, [catchphrase]! Definitely!


 * “Why?”: Oh... I don't know, [catchphrase]. Just because.

Topic (mail): Guess what, [catchphrase]? I heard ALL about your town, [town]. I've got my sources! So, is it true that someone flies around [town] delivering mail to everybody? Wow, what a concept. I mean, who would believe it? [town] seems like a magical place out of a fairy tale, [player]! Oh, I really wish... I really wish I could fly! That would be so dreamy!

Topic (Kapp’n): [player], do you listen to the lyrics of Kapp'n's songs? Are they just the best or what? I grew up near the ocean... I can hear that voice, even over the peaceful voices of the crashing waves... That one song is so romantic. Truly! Some say it's stupid, but it's actually deep! You have to know how to listen! That one line... Oh, wow! It makes me swoon every time. Oh... It just drives me wild, [catchphrase]!

Topic (poem): Hey, [player]. Y'know, I wasn't planning on sharing this with anyone, but I wrote a new poem. Care to listen, [catchphrase]?


 * “Sure!”: Okay, here it goes, [catchphrase]. Promise not to laugh, OK?

"Dream"

I have a strange dream

in my subconscious stream

where an alien race

invades earth for ice cream.

I'm incredibly scared

and I'm so unprepared,

'cause this alien guy

is way hot and fair-haired.

I sure hope he's sweet,

as we eat an iced treat,

because then we could date,

and that would be neat!

Whew! That's it! Oh, I was so nervous, [catchphrase]!


 * “Don’t have time!”: Oh, gee, that's too bad, [catchphrase]. I really wanted you to hear it...

Topic (admiration, to female): I can't believe a girl like you made it to this island by herself. The sea can be so unpredictable and scary! You're so tough! So brave and independent! So centered in mind and soul and body! You're a real inspiration! I should be more like you!

Topic (decor): Hey, [player]! Would you bring me some pretty furniture and cool house decorations? I’m sort of out of the loop out here, but I still love decorating. I promise I’ll make my room sooo pretty! You’d do that for me, right? I’m counting on you, [player]! Don’t make me blue, [catchphrase]!

Topic (favorite furniture): Hear my words, [player]. I have a dream where I get a [furniture] for my room, [catchphrase]. If I had a [furniture], my room would be like a room in a fairy tale… Ohhh…I feel my aura glowing just thinking about it!

Topic (any furniture request): Hey, I need to tell you… Your [furniture] is very exotic. I feel as though I’d be able to meditate so much better if I had it placed in my room, [catchphrase]!


 * “It’s all yours.”: Oh, thank you so much, [player]! Tee hee… My room will look so much more exotic now. I can’t wait for my next meditation! But wait, [catchphrase]! It’s only right that I give you something in return. You might not like it, but this is for you, [player]. Please take it and be at peace.


 * “Whatever…”: Oh, that’s OK. I never said I wanted it. Besides, I’m sure it’s much more important to you. You and I are joined by the bond of friendship… I would never try to take it from you, [catchphrase].

Topic (favorite furniture request): Hey, am I in a dream? That furniture of yours! Isn't that [furniture]? Oh, it's soooo beautiful... It makes my pulse race and my mind fill with light...


 * “It’s all yours.”: Really?! I can have it? Seriously, Player? {TAKES FURNITURE} Wow, this is amazing... I can't thank you enough! This [furniture] is beautiful, but your soul is even more beautiful.


 * “Are you OK?”: What's that? Oh, sorry, I... I was just admiring your [furniture]... That was embarrassing... Silly me, [catchphrase]. I'm sorry, [player].

Topic (given favorite furniture, player): Do you remember, [player]? You gave me [furniture]. It's my favorite thing right now, [catchphrase]! I look at it and feel at one with the entire universe!

Topic (given favorite furniture, other player): [player], do you know someone named [other player]? A human about your size, [catchphrase]? [other player] was the kind soul who gave me the lovely [furniture] that rests in my room. I didn't know if it would work in my house at first, but now I find that I can't live without it!

Topic (furniture return, player): I'm so sorry, [player]. My soul is crying out! About the [furniture] you gave me the other day... It doesn't fit in here. My other furniture seemed to dislike it. Please, just take it back, [catchphrase].

Topic (furniture return, other player): [player], I need to ask you an important favor. Will you please take this [furniture] from me?


 * “Sure!”: Thank you, [player]. [other player] gave it to me, actually. But it just didn't bond with the rest of the furniture in my room. It threw my home's balance completely off. Please, you mustn't tell [other player] about this! OK, [player]?


 * “No way!”: Oh, that saddens me... See, [other player] gave it to me, but... It just didn't get along with the rest of my furniture. They seemed to resent its presence, [catchphrase]. Maybe I should give it back to [other player]... But I don't want to hurt [other player]'s feelings...

Topic (furniture sale): Listen to me, [player]. See this [furniture]? The other day, I received it from [other player]. But it's thrown my astral balance into utter chaos! I don't have any place to put it, [catchphrase]. I'll never feel centered with this thing in my possession. Could you possibly buy it for [#] Bells?


 * “Sure!”: Wow, thanks, [player]. I'm so glad I found someone who'd take it from me, [catchphrase]. Throwing it away would be so rude to [other player], you know, [catchphrase]?


 * “Throw it away”: I'm not going to do that! It was a gift from [other player]! That would destroy my karma!

Topic (clothing request): Wow, [player name]! That [clothing] you have… It looks like it belongs in a fairy tale!♥


 * “It’s all yours.”: Really? Are you sure, [player]? Oh, thank you! Oh, such joy! I feel like a princess…


 * “Don’t give it”: But…what? I wasn’t trying to imply anything like that! [player], you’re horrible! {SAD MOOD}

Topic (given clothes, player): [player], I've been taking good care of the dress you gave me. I cherish it, [catchphrase]. I've been wearing it all day, every day, sometimes even when I bathe! It makes me feel like a princess! I never had anything like this before, [catchphrase]. Thanks for the neatest threads ever, [player].

Topic (given clothes, other player): [other player] gave me a new dress out of the blue. It was so thoughtful, and made my inner child gleeful. Then I tried it on, and... I felt weird and tingly inside. Like maybe my inner child was angry. Or happy...? Anyway, it's probably because I'm just not used to it yet, [catchphrase].

Topic (catchphrase request): Hey [player name]… When I say “[catchphrase]” at the end of my sentences, does it sound funny to you? I think it sounds a little bit harsh, [catchphrase]. I’d hate to offend any living creature… Do you think maybe you can think of another catchy thing for me to say instead, [catchphrase]?


 * “Sure thing!”: Oh, OK, then. Great! Try to give me one that won’t offend anyone, [catchphrase] {CATCHPHRASE ENTRY} OK, let’s try it out… I just love this island! I love it, [catchphrase]. Oh… Oh, my… Oh, that’s good… I feel all fuzzy inside.


 * “I like it!”: Really? You like it? You're not fooling with me? You don't think it offends anyone...? Well, if you're that sure about it, I guess it's OK! Whew! That's a load off my mind, I tell you what! I'll just stick with good old "[catchphrase]" for a while, [catchphrase]!

Topic (guest book request): [player], since you're on [island] Island... Why don't you write a note in my guest book to remember the moment, [catchphrase]? I'm sure it'll be wonderful.


 * “OK!”: Cool! Here, then! Hurry up and start writing, [catchphrase]! Quickly! ...Oh! This is so exciting! {GUEST BOOK ENTRY} Wow, it's soooo wonderful... It's like a love story!


 * “No way!”: Oh, really...? Too bad, [catchphrase]. I really wanted to see your creative energy flow...

Topic (guest book display, player): Tee hee hee... Remember, [player]? This is what you wrote the last time you were here, [catchphrase]. It's so romantic and in tune with the whole universe... It makes my aura glow pink with deep contentment...

Topic (guest book display, other player): Hey, look, [player]! [other player] came and visited here the other day. What a nice human... Anyway, check this out! [other player] wrote this in my guest book, [catchphrase]. {GUEST BOOK DISPLAY} Tee hee hee... That [other player] is such an incurable romantic, you know, [catchphrase]?

Topic (other player) 1: Hey, [player]! I thought up a great story starring none other than you and [other player], and guest-starring me! Wanna hear it, [catchphrase]?


 * “Sure!”: OK, here goes nothing... I'm this wise manager of a [sport] team. Right? With me so far? You're an aspiring [sport] pro, OK? Good so far. And [other player] is a total [sport] champ. The plot thickens, huh? You guys meet by chance and compete together to earn the [sport] world championship! Awesome! Oh... Doesn't that sound just so romantic and uplifting? Doesn't it just give your soul a warm, fuzzy bear hug?


 * “No!”: But...it's such a great story, all full of intrigue...

Topic (other player) 2: Hey, [player]. I was meditating the other day, and I had this amazing, blinding revelation! Yeah! It was this idea for a great story starring [other player], you, and little old me. You wanna hear it, [catchphrase]?


 * “Oh, yeah!”, to male: Let's see... OK, try to wrap your mind around this concept. You're the owner of a really hip [drink] bar. [other player] is a regular there, right? And I'm a newspaper reporter who visits your bar as part of a story for the paper on [drink] smuggling. As a result of the story, you decide to turn your bar into a detective office! And then the three of us solve crimes together! Isn't that just a wild, unexpected plot twist! At the end, we always finish the story with a toast. We drink [drink], of course. Ooh... I get shivers just thinking about it! I mean, doesn't that sound exciting?


 * “Oh, yeah!”, to female: All right, dig on this concept for a while... You're the owner of this restaurant that makes the best [food] anywhere. And [other player] is a regular there, right? And I'm a newspaper reporter, who visits your restaurant for a story on a ring of evil thieves who steal [food]. So you turn your restaurant into a detective office as a result of my story getting published, right? And then the three of us solve crimes together! Isn't that amazingly original? We close each episode with this huge party, where we actually teach everyone how to cook [food]! Oh... Doesn't that sound so incredibly exciting? I've got goose bumps...


 * “Don’t have time!”: But...it's such an exciting story...

Topic (other player) 3: Hey, [player]? What's the story between you and [other player]? What's your relationship?


 * “Friend”: Oh... That's so great! Friendship is so important. I hope you guys stay close for a long time! But I have to say, if you and [other friend] ever have some kind of falling-out... You and I will always remain close friends. That will never change, [catchphrase].


 * “Family”: Oh, you're family... That's cool. Family is a concept I can groove on in a big way. I've always wanted to be the oldest of many siblings... Like, seven of them. Seems like fun, doesn't it?


 * “What’s it to ya?”: Oh... Oh, gee, sorry! Didn't mean to invade your personal space. Sorry I asked, [catchphrase]. Don't fear, [player]. I won't bring it up again. Whatever your story is, it's none of my business.

Topic (flag change, player): Hey, you changed the pattern on the flag, right? I thought that was you... It's soooo pretty! It gave me a huge thrill when I saw it, [catchphrase]. You've obviously been blessed with artistic talent. It's like you took a mood and like, stuck it on a flag.

Topic (flag change, other player): [other player] came here the other day and changed the flag design. You see it, [catchphrase]? It's cool...like a flag on a castle, you know? Like some cool...castle-flag. I just love it!

Topic (shaking trees, player): I couldn't help but notice you've been shaking the trees. Are you casting some sort of spell, [catchphrase]?


 * “That’s right!”: Wow, that's so mystical! If I had mindpower like that, I'd create a huge, beautiful garden, [catchphrase]!


 * “No! No! No!”: Oh, OK, I gotcha... It's a spell that loses power if you tell anyone about it, right, [catchphrase]? I'm with you all the way! Go ahead and shake up all the trees you desire, [player]!

Topic (shaking trees, other player): [other player] came here the other day and shook the trees for a while. Normally I don't approve of that... Then I figured, it must be some kind of magic spell, [catchphrase]. Oh, how amazingly romantic!

Topic (dug holes, player): Have you found what you're looking for, [player]? You've been digging holes for quite a while now. Are you looking for treasure? Wow, that'd be so romantic!

Topic (dug holes, other player): You know, it was so weird... [other player] came here the other day and dug up a whole bunch of holes. Must've been looking for treasure or something. Wild, huh? Wiiiiild.

Topic (barred knifejaw, player): Hey, [player]. You caught a barred knifejaw the other day, didn't you? Wow, you're SO amazing, [catchphrase]! That must've been so tough! Did you have to wrestle with it? I love strong people...!

Topic (barred knifejaw, other player): [player]! Guess what? [other player] caught a barred knifejaw here the other day, [catchphrase]! Oh, that [other player] is so strong and brawny! Although I felt for that poor, innocent fish...

Topic (coconut, player): Hey, [player]. You took a coconut, right, [catchphrase]? It's OK! Nature's bounty is free! But you should know something about coconut care. It won't grow properly unless it's planted near the ocean. Don't plant it anywhere else, OK, [catchphrase]?

Topic (coconut, other player): It's not such a hugely big deal, but I noticed that [other player] took a coconut from this island. I'm worried... Coconuts are delicate... I wonder if [other player] is taking proper care of it...

Topic (ate coconut, player): Did you just eat a coconut, [player]? Wow, you must've been really, really hungry... I mean, wasn't it tough to eat, [catchphrase]? That gnarly husk, and then the milk goes everywhere...

Topic (ate coconut, other player): It was the strangest thing... [other player] came here the other day and ate a fresh coconut. But something was wrong! What could it have been? See, [other player] was crying while eating it! I'm not 100 percent sure, but I think those were tears I saw, [catchphrase]. Isn't that freaky?

Topic (planted flowers, player): Was it you who planted all those lovely flowers?


 * “That’s right!”: Wow, thanks, [player]. I loooove nature lovers. I have a feeling we're going to be the best of friends.


 * “No! No! No!”: Why, you're just a big liar! Believe me, I know all about who plants what around here! The land speaks to me... You're the one who planted all those flowers! Why would you want to lie about it? Planting flowers is cool! Don't be so shy! I think what you did is just wonderful, [player]! And the earth thinks so too...

Topic (planted flowers, other player): Y'know, [other player] came by and planted lots and lots of groovy flowers here the other day. [other player] is truly a most excellent person! You have wonderful friends! Your karma must be great!

Topic (planted saplings, player): You are SO sweet! You're the one who planted all those nice trees on the island, huh, [catchphrase]? Planting trees is like giving the earth a big smooch! Kiss the earth whenever you can, [player].

Topic (planted saplings, other player): [player], I have to say...that [other player] is such a wonderful person! Truly, a noble spirit!


 * “Yeah!”: Tee hee hee... I'm sure you've noticed. How can you not, when the earth shouts out its joy? I'm talking about new life! [other player] planted all kinds of plants and trees here, [catchphrase]. I'll never forget [other player]'s kindness. And neither will our dear Mother Earth.


 * “That’s not true!”: Oh... You obviously don't understand [other player] at all. You need to open your mind and your heart. [other player] planted all kinds of trees on this island, [catchphrase]. Just out of love for the land. You must notice these things about [other player]. Once you open your mind, you'll notice even more.


 * “Why?”: Why...? Well, isn't it obvious? Listen to the song of life the land is warbling! [other player] planted many beautiful trees on this island, [catchphrase]. How wonderful! [other player] does nice things like that from time to time, and it fills my heart to the brim!

Topic (planted coconut/fruit, player): Thanks so much for planting [a/an] [coconut/apple/peach/cherry/pear/orange] on the island, [player]. A new tree is a new life! I'll cherish the [apple/peach/cherry/pear/orange/palm] tree like I cherish you, [catchphrase]!

Topic (planted coconut, other male player?): Hey, guess what, [player]! [other player] is so nice, and completely not one of those show-offs! Talk about good karma... [other player] planted a coconut here without taking any credit for it! Tee hee hee... [other player is so shy! It captivates me! [other player] is so nice! Just when I start to lose faith in human decency, [other player] wows me! [other player] planted a coconut on the island. The land was so happy! Can't you feel it smiling? You have great friends, [catchphrase]. The world could use more people like that.

Topic (planted coconut, other female player?): Hey, guess what, [player]! [other player] is so nice! Just when I start to lose faith in human decency, [other player] wows me! [other player] planted a coconut on the island. The land was so happy! Can't you feel it smiling? You have great friends, [catchphrase]. The world could use more people like that.

Topic (planted apple, other player): Know what, [player]? [other player] visited the island the other day, [catchphrase]. Yeah. Pretty cool cat, you know? [other player] seems kind of wholesome, like a nice, healthy apple, huh?

Topic (planted peach, other player): Know what, [player]? [other player] dropped by the island the other day, [catchphrase]. Uh-huh. [other player] strikes me as cute and peachy, don't you agree?

Topic (planted cherry, other player): Hey, [player]. [other player] visited here the other day, [catchphrase]. Sure did. [other player] comes off as so sweet and innocent, kind of like a cherry, huh?

Topic (planted pear, other player): [player], know what? [other player] visited the island recently, catchphrase. Yup. [other player] is sweet like a pear, don't you think?

Topic (planted orange, other player): [player]! It was great! [other player] visited the island the other day, [catchphrase]. That [other player] is all tangy and citric, kind of like an orange... Don't you think?

Topic (crushed flowers, player): [player]! Hey! You stepped on a poor flower, didn't you, [catchphrase]? Please don't ever do that again! Don't you feel bad for the flowers...? The poor things...

Topic (crushed flowers, other player): Oh, [player]! [other player] stomped on all the flowers, [catchphrase]! Every life, no matter how small, needs to be cherished! You tell [other player] I said that, OK?

Topic (crushed many flowers, player): [player]! How could you! The flowers... You stepped on all the poor, defenseless flowers... Well, blaming you isn't going to bring them back... They're already all dead. Crushed in the prime of life...

Topic (crushed many flowers, other player): [player]... I have some completely awful news. Listen to me carefully. [other player came here the other day and...destroyed all the flowers on the island. It was a floral massacre! And [other player] is usually such a lover of all living things, just like me... I wonder what's wrong...?

Topic (chopped trees, player): [player], how can you be so heartlessly cruel? Don't you feel bad for the palm trees...?

Topic (chopped trees, other player): Oh, [player]! It was horrible! Just awful! [other player] cut down so many defenseless trees! I wish [other player] could know how trees feel when they're being cut down, [catchphrase]!

Topic (chopped many trees, player): Oh, [player]... What have you done...? The poor trees... The trees of the island... What good does blame do? It's too late anyway. They're all gone now.

Topic (chopped many trees, other player): I don't understand it... [other player] came and cut down so many trees. So many... But, you know what, [catchphrase]? There's hope even in the face of such sad indifference. I think [other player] will someday understand. I believe that. Mother Nature is a patient teacher.

Topic (pushed, player): [player], you pushed me, didn't you? I mean, I don't think that was a gust of wind, [catchphrase]! Don't be so pushy, OK? Take it easy.

Topic (pushed, other player): Y'know, [other player] came here the other day and seemed to enjoy pushing me around, [catchphrase]. I have no idea what that whole scene was all about. It surprised me, though. My aura was really darkened.

Topic (net, player) 1: [player]...you hit me! You want to explain why?


 * “I’ve got time.”: Whuh...what? Really? THAT'S why you hit me? You consider THAT a good reason to strike someone? And to think that I trusted you, and believed in the goodness of your soul...


 * “Not really…”: What? Did I really just hear that, [player]? How dare you! You're so uncool! {SAD MOOD}


 * “Sorry!”: That's OK... I'm sure you had a good reason. There was probably a bug on me or something, right? I trust you, [player], because you're my friend. And no friend of mine would be cruel, [catchphrase]! {GOOD MOOD}

Topic (net, other player) 1: [other player] visited this island the other day. I was way excited, because I cherish human contact. But [other player] hit me! Not nice! It completely threw my groove into chaos! Why would anyone do something like that...? Can't everyone just get along? I'll never hit back, though. I consider [other player] sort of a friend, after all. And I believe in karma.

Topic (net, player) 2: You...you hit me with a net! What's your problem? I'm a peaceful girl, not some kind of exotic bug! What's gotten into you, [player]...?

Topic (net, other player) 2: [other player] came here the other day, which is ordinarily a good thing, you know? But guess what happened! [other player] freaked out and started hitting me with a net! It was so cruel and unusual! I mean, why would anyone do such a thing...? It doesn't make any sense! One love, people! Can't we all just get along?

Topic (pitfall, player): This is really embarrassing, but I fell into a hole a while ago. I ran away crying, so the hole's still there. It didn't get you too, did it? I'd be so sad if you got hurt, [player]. Truly! So, are you OK?


 * “Sure thing!”: Oh, that's good news. I'm soooo glad to hear that, catchphrase. Truly! Hey? What the...? What's happening to me? I'm shivering all over...


 * “Not really.”: I'm sorry, [player]. It was all my fault you got hurt... How could I have been so foolish and careless? I'm just no good, [catchphrase]. This wounds me deep down in my soul...

Topic (pitfall, other player): You'll never guess what happened the other day when [other player] dropped by for a visit... I... Oh, this is so sad. What happened was, I fell in a hole. And right in front of [other player]! I was embarrassed and shocked and disoriented and angry, all at the same time, [catchphrase].

Topic (fall, player): Oh, hey, by the way... Don't be embarrassed, but I saw you faceplant before. Are you OK, [catchphrase]?


 * “Sure thing!”: Tee hee hee... Wow, you're pretty tough, [catchphrase]. Shrugging off a wipeout like that... I'm nothing like you. I can't even leave this island without completely wigging out. I wish I was as brave as you are, [player].


 * “Not really.”: You're waaaaay too hyper, [player]. Seriously. Mellow out a little, OK? You hear what I'm saying...?

Topic (fall, other player): I saw [other player] here the other day, you know. Man, does that person fall over all the time or what? I couldn't bear to watch, [catchphrase]. No joke. [other player] always acts like such a silly goof...

Topic (popular luck, player?): Hey, [player]... I can't stop flip-flopping... Does my dress look OK to you, [catchphrase]?


 * “Sure thing!”: Oh thanks, Player! Hearing you say something like that is so reassuring. It really warms my soul!


 * “I have no idea.”: Oh, that's so sweet of you... Choosing your words so that my feelings won't get hurt. This dress must be so ugly...


 * “Like a star!”: Hey, wait, [player]! We both know that's an exaggeration, [catchphrase]! I mean, come on! I'm just a regular girl, and your friend, [player]. Don't you worry... I'm not going anywhere.

Topic (popular luck, other player): [other player] looked so cute the other day, [catchphrase]!


 * “Why?”: Oh, I don't know... I guess it doesn't matter. There's no real reason, [catchphrase].


 * “That's not true!”: Hmmm... You might be right. Maybe it was just my imagination, but... At that one frozen moment, [other player] was so full of life, so full of vim and vigor, [catchphrase]!

Topic (unpopular luck, player?): Hey, [player]. If you had to pick one, which flower do you prefer? Anemone or cosmos?


 * “Anemone”: You like anemones? Wow, you must be... Oh, no, never mind, [catchphrase].


 * “Cosmos”: Oh, me, too! I just LOVE cosmos, [catchphrase]! Don't they look like they'd appear right at the climax of some exciting tale?

Topic (unpopular luck, other player): [other player] visited here the other day... I normally would've been happy, but I was meditating... Anyway, it looked like [other player]'s aura was horribly dark and cloudy. I wonder what happened...?

Topic (bad luck, player): Are you OK, [player]? You look dizzy... Your aura is swirling all over the place... Oh! You wiped out, didn't you? You poor thing... Are you going to be OK?


 * “Sure thing!”: Tee hee hee... You're one tough cookie, [catchphrase]. That's cool. I wish I were stronger like you! Then my heart would never quail!


 * “No.”: Oh, OK... I'm glad to hear that, 'cause falling down is the number one cause of injury in the world. You should still take it easy, [player]. If your head's in the clouds, your feet often trip! I've seen people running around, thinking of nothing but the hurry they're in until they take a nasty fall. I wouldn't want to see you get hurt like that, catchphrase. Keep your mind and body in balance!

Topic (bad luck, other player): I saw [other player] here the other day... The visit really made me wonder something... Does [other player] have any motor skills at all? I've never seen someone fall so much, [catchphrase]! [other player] didn't say anything about it, though... Just stood up, walked around, and faceplanted again. Foolish human pride! It's so silly to act tough when you might be hurt! Don't you think so?

Topic (money luck, player): [player]... Wealth is a fool's paradise. I hope you know I don't care how rich you get. See, the pursuit of money can corrupt the kindest heart, and I want you to stay just the way you are... I don't know why, but I really felt I needed to tell you that. Tee hee hee… Am I kooky or what?

Topic (money luck, other player): [other player] came here the other day and flashed lots of money, as if material goods impressed me at all. It seemed out of character for [other player], who's normally much more spiritual. I wonder what's up...?

Topic (item luck, player): Tee hee... [player], you look awfully excited. Did you get a nice gift or something, [catchphrase]?


 * “That’s right!”: Yeah, I just knew it! The pleasure shows on your face, [player]. I'm like that with gifts, too.


 * “Nope!”: Oh, really? Oopsie-daisy! Tee hee hee hee! Boy, I must be out of it! Just ignore the clueless girl!

Topic (item luck, other player): [other player] visited the island the other day, [catchphrase]. It really warmed my aura, you know? I don't know what was up, but [other player] looked truly happy and centered.

Non-Chat / Miscellaneous Interactions
Bee sting: Is that you, [player]? Wow. Something about your aura looks way different… Did you change your hair? No way, [player]! Bees! I wouldn’t have guessed… You should befriend these bees, [catchphrase].

Pushed 1: That hurts, [player]! You’re intruding in the house of me, [catchphrase]! {UPSET}

Pushed 2: You really should be more gentle with me. I’m very fragile, [catchphrase]! {UPSET}

Pushed 3: I’m sorry, [catchphrase]. I don’t appreciate you being in my personal space… {UPSET}

Net 1: OUCH! …[player]?! But…I trusted you… {UPSET}

Net 2: NOOOO!! Please don’t hurt me! I just want to live in peace! {UPSET}

Net 3: [player]! What’s wrong? There must be a reason for your violent outbursts? {UPSET}

Pitfall 1: Don't get any closer! I don't know what I've done to offend the earth, but its wrath is terrible! Run, or you'll get stuck in here, too!

Pitfall 2: Nooooooo! Look away!

Pitfall 3: Stay back! Really, I'm fine...

Sad 1: I’m sorry, [player]. I know you’re worried, but I just need to be left alone right now…

Sad 2: I want to be smiling for you, all the time… But I just can’t right now…

Sad 3: Please, [player]! Just leave me be for now…

Angry 1: Please, just leave me be for right now, [player]! I don’t like to take my anger out on other creatures. So, please…

Angry 2: Don’t you touch me! You’re rude, [catchphrase]!

Angry 3: Please, just don’t talk to me right now! I don’t want to say anything I’ll regret, [catchphrase]!

Upset 1: I thought your soul was so kind and pure, but maybe I was completely wrong about you, [player]…

Upset 2: I just don’t understand you anymore…

Upset 3: I don’t feel like we can be friends right now, [catchphrase]. I’d rather just wait. I’ll wait until the kind [player] returns…

Popularity luck 1: There’s warmth in my heart… My soul sings a happy song… With you by my side…

Popularity luck 2: Oh, I’m so glad to see you! I don’t know why, but I really wanted to lay my eyes on yours… But…[player]… …Strange, [catchphrase]. The urge doesn’t feel so powerful anymore… {NEUTRAL LUCK}

Popularity luck 3A: It’s the strangest feeling… …I feel… I feel so weak and trembly when I look at you… …Oh, wait! What? I guess I was out of it. I take back what I said. {NEUTRAL LUCK}

Popularity luck 3B: It’s the strangest feeling… …I feel… I feel so weak and trembly when I look at you… Wow… It’s like we’re the stars of a classic movie…

Unpopularity luck 1: I don’t want to talk to you now, [catchphrase]. I’m sorry, but you’ll just have to deal with it. Of course, time heals all wounds, so don’t worry.

Unpopularity luck 2: I guess I…must have misunderstood you before… I’m really sorry if I was avoiding you. I feel my faith restored… Your aura glows happily once more, [catchphrase]. {NEUTRAL LUCK}

Unpopularity luck 3: I’m sorry… [player]… I can’t talk to you right now. Please understand!

Asleep message: Good night. Please leave a message with the moon and stars.