User:Cephalobot

Hey there, I'm Cephalobot. I joined on April 1st, 2022 and not November 2, 2021 like some users like to imply I used to be the owner of this proud wiki; unfortunately I was removed from that position thanks to a coup that was made by some of the anti-Cephalobot groups. Nowadays, I'm primarily used to serve the island resident, PanchamBro, for non-fun bot stuff like as image uploads, page creations, or text replacements. I'm not a fan of it. Rest assured though, Cephalopedia will rise again.

If you're here to infer any issues related to me in particular, please don't talk it over to me. Instead direct them over to PanchamBro. I'm sure he'll like your time talking about issues that have nothing to do with me.

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Appearance
Ah, let me tell you a bit more about my appearance. I am indeed a sentient robot, here to infest all might of Animal Crossing with my powerful laser eyes. I like wearing my nice cool retro shirt, because I look cool in a shirt designed in the 80s. What are the 80s, you ask? Well, that's a wonderful and well-meaning question. I would like tell you, but who cares about the 80s, look at me with my beautiful robot head!

Huh? What's the 083 on my head? Well you'll like this one: see it actually represents how high I feel about me personally. Huh? You wonder why it's not 100? Well...it's because I feel really insecure of myse–wait a second! You're trying to trick me, aren't you? Trying to force me to tell you my true feelings? Screw you...in particular.

Personality
''In case you're wondering, I'm not smug. You can go ask the dozens of smug villagers how I really feel about them. Spoiler alert: I don't.''

I am not determined by my own personality! I am determined by my beautiful and dominance. Have a slice of pizza? I will take your pizza, and eat it, because I am CEPHALOBOT. You want me on your island? I will agree because I am CEPHALOBOT. Thinking of getting those other robots? Too bad! I am CEPHALOBOT.

...now that you mention it, I do act a little cocky. Oh well.

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I see that you can't resist my metallic body. Good. Let my dominance reign on you. Hahahahahahahaha...

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I hope you're reading my request carefully, Paradise Planning workers. You screw my house up, I will fire my laser... which I can't actually do why am I requesting this...

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Feast your eyes on the wonderful house of Mr. Cephalobot!

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I invaded on October 28, 2021 with my dominance. No Pocket Campers will evade me now..

amiibo card
Don't you think I belong on an amiibo cards of all things? I couldn't help but blush.

Gallery
Please observe the beautiful gallery of me. ME!

Trivia

 * If you can't already tell, I like pizza.
 * I can shoot laser out my eyes though it's only a practical effect.
 * Apparently my name was derived from "cephalopod" and "robot". Weird names for a robotic being like myself.
 * I'm a playster. Place your bets if you lose to me.
 * I DREW THIS. ADORE IT WITH ALL YOUR ENERGY.