User:Piranhapete/Sandboxes/Surfer Bro Dialogue (AC)

Surfer Bro Dialogue
The following is a collection of dialogue spoken by the surfer bro islander personality in Animal Crossing. Box breaks and expressions/reactions are not recorded. This list is mostly complete.

Term glossary:

 * Introduction - a player's first conversation with the islander in full; variants include different times of day
 * Salutation - the first part of a player's first conversation with the islander that day, starting at 12 a.m.; leads to segue; variants include different times of day
 * Greeting - the first part of a player's conversation with an islander in regular circumstances; leads to segue; variants include different times of day
 * Re-introduction - a type of salutation that occurs after the player has gone 2+ weeks without speaking to the islander; leads to segue; variants include different times of day
 * Segue - the part of the conversation following the salutation or greeting leading into the player's choice of asking to chat or canceling the conversation
 * Topic - any of a great number of responses to the player's request to chat; includes many types of interactions
 * Never mind - the islander's response to the player canceling the conversation
 * Bee sting - dialogue for the first interaction with the islander after the player has been stung by bees
 * Net - dialogue after the player has hit the islander with a butterfly net three times
 * Pushed - dialogue after the player has continuously pushed the islander
 * Sad - dialogue if the islander is in a sad mood; the islander's voice tone becomes depressed, and the conversation will not continue into a segue or allow further interaction by the player
 * Angry - dialogue if the islander is in an angry mood; the islander's voice tone becomes agitated, and the conversation will not continue into a segue or allow further interaction by the player
 * Asleep message - Text that appears at the islander's door when the islander is asleep
 * (Morning) - 5 a.m. - 12 p.m.
 * (Afternoon) - 12 p.m. - 5 p.m.
 * (Evening) - 5 p.m. - 12 a.m.
 * (Night) - 12 a.m. - 5 a.m.

Introductions and Greetings
Introduction (morning): What is UP, duder? How’s your morning going? You just catch a huuuuge wave on over here? Man, I can’t place you… This has gotta be your first time to my island paradise! So, what’s your name? …[player], huh? Rad. Call me [name]. You be sure to hang loose at all times, [catchphrase]!

Introduction (afternoon): What’s goin’ DOWN? Oh, wait, my eyes are shot. I’m not, you know, POSITIVE, but I don’t think I met you. They call me [name]… What do they call YOU? Oh, yeah? [player]? Awesome! Gnarly name! It’s been totally tubular meeting you, [catchphrase]!

Introduction (evening): Yow! What’s going down? Hey, wait. Who are you? …Oh, [player], huh? Deeeeeeeeep. I’m [name]. Gotta say, it’s been killer meeting you, [catchphrase]!

Introduction (night): What’s happening? You are one freaky human, hitting the surf at this time of night. You know that? I like your style! So, [player], huh? The night-surfing mad dog! My name’s [name]. Peace, [catchphrase]!

Salutation (morning): What’s up, morning-duder? It is BRUTALLY early! You catch the perfect wave and just HAVE to ride it here, [player]? Whooooooooa! You gotta be dog-tired, [catchphrase].

Greeting (morning) 1: Heyyy, [player]! Right on, [catchphrase]!

Greeting (morning) 2: Whoa! If it isn’t good old you, [catchphrase]!

Greeting (morning) 3: Heyyyyy, [catchphrase]!

Salutation (afternoon): Dudington! What is UP!? Hey, not to crash your party or anything, but sometimes you’re just a little TOO full of get-up-and-go! Mellow out, [player]! Sit back, enjoy the rays when they shine, and let the ocean rock you, [catchphrase]!

Greeting (afternoon) 1: Yo, my human bro! Looks like we meet again, [catchphrase]! Rad!

Greeting (afternoon) 2: Oh, check this human out! You hanging loose, [catchphrase]?

Greeting (afternoon) 3: Heyyyy, [player]? You chilling, [catchphrase]?

Salutation (evening): What’s up, zoomin’ human? We got a little night thing going on over here, huh, [player]? Yeah. Nights are way cool. Yeah, they rock the block. Nights. Yeah.

Greeting (evening) 1: Heyyyy, [player]! You living the mellow life? Taking things as they come? ‘Cause that is the WAY!

Greeting (evening) 2: Whoa! When did it get so dark out, [catchphrase]?

Greeting (evening) 3: What’s the word, night-bird? It’s looking soooooper-dark out here, [catchphrase]!

Salutation (night): Whoa! [player]! I guess you’re into getting your kicks at night, huh? Oh, gotcha! This is your only free time, [catchphrase]? Well, whatever. Ain’t none of my beeswax, anyhow, right? You know I’m down with all-night rocking!

Greeting (night) 1: I’m beat, [catchphrase]. I mean, I should be. I did do battle with some GNARLY waves out there today!

Greeting (night) 2: Hmm… You know… You got yourself a whole lotta time on your hands, don’t you, [catchphrase]? Or are you wandering around at this time of night because you’re busy? That’d be bogus.

Greeting (night) 3: Whoa-ho! What’re YOU doing here, [catchphrase]?!

Re-introduction (morning): Whoa! Blaaaaaast from my past, [player]! What’s it been, [number] weeks? Well, whatever it was, that’s way too long for a couple cool buds like us to be apart, [catchphrase]!

Re-introduction (afternoon): Whoa, long time, no see! What’s it been, like… about [number] weeks, huh? I don’t know what you been doing, and I don’t wanna! Doing what you want is OK in my book, [catchphrase]!

Re-introduction (evening): Whoa-ho! Duder, it’s you! Man, where you BEEN all this time, [catchphrase]? Ragin’ cajun-style?

Re-introduction (night): Whoa! You fully came back! I had a weird feeling in my gut that you’d return, but I thought it was a bad burrito. So what’s UP, [player]?! Man, I’m SO lucky I decided to stay up late tonight! That would’ve bit if I’d missed you, [catchphrase]!

Salutation (Festival) 1: Whoa! Like, what a chance encounter, [catchphrase].

Salutation (Festival) 2: Hey, hey! What's going on, [catchphrase]?

Salutation (Festival) 3: Heyyy, [player]! I hear there's a totally rockin' party in [town] today! Festivals are cool and all, but I prefer the surf, [catchphrase].

Salutation (April Fools’ Day) 1: Did you hear the news? I guess Kapp'n has been promoted to admiral, [catchphrase]! APRIL FOOL! Dude, I just love April Fools' Day!

Salutation (April Fools’ Day) 2: Hey, [player]! Did you see my new house? It's completely underground! Cool, huh? APRIL FOOL! But that would be pretty awesome, wouldn't it?

Salutation (April Fools’ Day) 3: Hey, [player]! Don't let the world get you down. It's April Day! Time to put your feet up and just relax, [catchphrase]. What? April Fools' Day? I've never even HEARD of that...

Salutation (Spring Cleaning Day) 1: What’s up, [player]? You come out here to hang for Spring Cleaning Day? Hey, feel free! I don’t get up to do anything special, though. I just kinda clean as I go. Or I just don’t clean at all, [catchphrase]!

Salutation (Spring Cleaning Day) 2: What’s the scene, jelly bean? You clean the pad or what? Cleaning on Spring Cleaning Day is almost fun! …Actually, no, it’s not.

Salutation (Spring Cleaning Day) 3: Spring Cleaning Day always takes me back to when I was just a little dude, and my mom was all, “CLEEEEAN!” And I’d be all, “NOOOOOOO!”

Segue 1: So are you here to tell me something or are we just gonna chill, [catchphrase]?

Segue 2: So, you want something from me or what?

Segue 3: So, [player]… Something I can do for you, [catchphrase]?

Never mind 1: Oh, yeah? Whatever, [catchphrase].

Never mind 2: Oh, I gotcha. Cool, [catchphrase].

Never mind 3: What’s your deal, [catchphrase]?

Chat Topics and Interactions
Topic (relaxing): Heyyyyyy, [player]. Hope you don't mind me saying, but you look like you been working WAY too hard! My little human dude... You just GOT to relax! Kick back! Feel the sunshine! Listen to the waves! Who are you trying to impress with all this do-gooder running-around stuff, [catchphrase]?

Topic (free time): Hey, what do you usually do while you're back chilling at your village, huh? Oh, what do I do? Well, that's a toughie... Usually I zone out and wonder when you're gonna visit!

Topic (tanning): Are you into getting tan or not? You know, a little tannage, [catchphrase]? You like that whole scene?


 * “I do! I do!”: Yeah, I was thinking you looked like you were down with a little tan-time! You oughta grab a seat on this peach right here and just back out a while! It is aaaaaaawesome! You’ll get a tan in no time! Burliest tan you ever saw! Oh, wait, unless it’s cloudy or raining or something. Kinda tough to tan on real gnarly days, [catchphrase].


 * “Not really.”: Oh, yeah? That’s weird. I totally had you pegged for a tanner, [catchphrase]. In that case, you oughta always walk around with one of those…whatjamacallits. Umbrellas, right! We get some gnarly UV rays around here. Seriously, you walk around the island once, you’re like a French fry. I’m not joking at all, [catchphrase]!

Topic (seasons): So, seasons change over where you live, don’t they? It’s always summer here. Hot weather all year long! It messes with your head! Seasons? What’re they, [catchphrase]? No seriously, I’m asking! Hook an animal up! What season is it?


 * “Spring”: Spring, huh…? I heard about some spring thing called, uh… Called… The “Cherry Blossom Festival” or something like that? News to me, [catchphrase]! ‘Round here, the trees are green all year long.


 * “Summer”: Oh, you're into summer, huh? You oughta live here, then. It's about as summer as summer gets here. [island] Island oughta be called Summer Island, you know what I'm saying? This is Tan Central!


 * “Fall”: Autumn, huh…? Don’t know much about it. We don’t even have any autumn bugs on this island. They cry all night, right? Doesn’t that like, annoy you until you wanna stuff a pillow in each ear?


 * “Winter”: Winter, huh…? Isn’t that, you know, cold? Do you guys go out and make those snow-dudes out of… snow, I guess? Are you saying those snow-dudes actually talk? Are you sure they aren’t evil snow-monsters?

Topic (chopping trees): Listen, dudelet, you gotta be careful not to cut down too many trees, you hear me? Especially the palm trees! I mean, let’s think on this for a couple seconds, huh? What if you axed all the palm trees, [catchphrase]? See, as long as there are palm trees around, you know what else is around? Yeah! Coconuts! Right! But now what’s this? Ohhhh, NOOOOOOOOO! We got no palm trees and no coconuts, either? Sooooooooo unkind! Now we gotta wait for a coconut to wash up on the beach or something! Weak! You see what I’m saying? That total horror-show I was just talking about could happen anytime! And that’s why you’ve gotta be careful with the old palm-tree-chopping-activities, [catchphrase]!

Topic (golden axe): This dude was trying to feed me some line about an axe that never breaks. That can't be true, can it? I mean, come on!

Topic (food): Lemme tell you something… Island life is like, soooooo the way to live, but there’s one thing that’s uncool… I’m talking food variety! Man, seriously! When I want to get some munch-time in, I wanna choose my eats! See, like, I’ve been eating [food] every day for the past week! Yuuuuuuuck!

Topic (bugs and fish): [player], I gotta know, are you more down with fish or those little insect-dudes, [catchphrase]?


 * “Insect!”: Into bugs, huh? Go figure. It’s always hot here, so there are always creepy-crawlies around, [catchphrase]! You can catch butterflies and dragonflies even in winter. Oh no, what did I just say? Winter? What’s winter? One thing I DO know… You definitely can’t catch bugs that usually spawn in the autumn, [catchphrase]!


 * “Fish!”: You like the fish, huh? I got nothing against ‘em. As you can see, though, there are no ponds or rivers here. So yeah, you’re not gonna be catching anything but saltwater fish around here. Bummer, I know, but hey. No jellyfish, though. Which is good, ‘cause those gnarly little dudes have stings like you read about.

Topic (Kapp’n): Isn’t that dude Kapp’n one spooooooooooky turtle? He’s all: “Yaaaaaaar!” And I’m all: “Take off!” Listen, whatever you do, I would NOT trust that guy any further than I could chuck him, [catchphrase]. Oh, and never, EVER take a bet to sumo-wrestle him. I don’t know what happens, but I think it’s way bad. Anyway, that’s what my grandpops used to tell me, and that dude knew the score, [catchphrase]!

Topic (Kapp’n, to female): You better watch out for Kapp’n, [player]! That dude is one salty sea turtle!

Topic (Gulliver): Hey, I was just wondering, is one of your buds this weird pelican-dude who passes out all the time? ‘Cause I see this pelican wash up on shore sometimes, and it really wigs me out. It just seems…wrong. I’m pretty sure the dude’s alive and all. And I’m pretty sure he’s wearing some kind of sailor’s uniform. But MAN! That is one pelican who’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic, you know what I’m talking about?

Topic (girls, to male): It's kind of a bummer, but I'm the only animal on this island. What, you expected a girl? Well, same goes for me, [catchphrase]! I like the hotties as much as anyone!

Topic (personal opinion): Heyyyyy, [player]! Listen, I was thinking… I’m the only dude on [island] Island, right? So straight up, do you like me or what, [catchphrase]?


 * “Oh, yeah!”: Really? You’re not just saying that to give me a warm fuzzy? Man, you’re the coolest! You ain’t half-bad, yourself! Woo-hoo, [catchphrase]! {GOOD MOOD}


 * “I guess…”: Oh, really? Is that…a good answer?


 * “Nope!”: NOOOOO! LAAAAAAME! You’re so brutally brutal! What kind of answer is that? Oh, it’s a joke. Ha ha ha ha ha! …It’s a joke, right? {SAD MOOD}

Topic (favorite furniture): Hey, [catchphrase]! You know anything about a [furniture]? I’ve been looking for one of those… I’m dying to plunk that thing in my room, sit back, and just be like, “Ahhhh! Now THAT looks GOOD!” Until I get it, my room’s just like, a pale shadow of what it could be! Somebody’s gotta have one of those things…

Topic (any furniture request): Hey, isn’t that a [furniture]? It’s way cool! I was looking for [furniture], but I just changed my mind. You wanna sell it to me for like, uh, [number] Bells? You KNOW I’m good for it!


 * “Sure!”: Yeah? You'll sell it to me? You're the coolest. Now all I gotta do is figure out where to stash it, [catchphrase].


 * “No way!”: Hey! What’s THAT look? I see what’s up with you. You’re playing like you’re too loaded to take my cash. Hey, fine, Moneybags. It’s not like I was into the stupid thing in the first place, [catchphrase].

Topic (favorite furniture request): Whoa there! Hold up a second! You got one insanely cool item there! That [furniture]? Man, I’ve been searching the seven SEAS for one of those things! So hey! [player]! Wanna hook me up with it? I’ll even pay for it! [number] Bells enough?


 * “Sure!”: Whoa, really?! Wow, you’re way generous! Here you go. Thanks, [player]!


 * “No way!”: What?! ...Weak. You stink, [catchphrase]!

Topic (given favorite furniture, player): That [furniture] you hooked me up with… I’m loving that thing. It’s way cool. It really brings the room together, you know? I’ll take better care of it than anything else I own!

Topic (given favorite furniture, other player): Did you see that killer [furniture] chilling in my room? My main human [other player] gave it to me! Yeah! I was like, "You are the all-time COOLEST!" Every time I look at that thing I feel like I'm hanging ten indoors, [catchphrase]!

Topic (furniture return, player): Hey, I gotta tell you something here, but you gotta PROMISE me you aren’t gonna completely flip out, OK? You know that [furniture] you gave me? I’m getting this mondo bad vibe from it. So I gotta give it back. Sorry. And hang loose…

Topic (furniture return, other player): Hey, [player]. I got this [furniture] from old [other player] the other day. I put it in my room, but it looked pretty weak next to the rest of my gear. You know how that goes. So, you can have it. Don't tell anyone, though, or I might catch some flack, you know, [catchphrase]?

Topic (furniture sale): Sweet timing, [player]. You got any interest in buying this [furniture] for [number] Bells?


 * “I’ll buy it!”: Oh, yeah? You'll take it? Cool. Sweet! Thanks a lot! You're a huuuuuuge help. I mean, the thing's nice and all, but it just didn't work out for me. You can't like everything, you know?


 * “I don’t need it.”: No, huh? Yeah, I didn't really think you were gonna take it, anyway, [catchphrase].

Topic (clothing request): Oh, wow! Is that [clothing]? Those are the THREADS! You gotta hook me up! You don't wear that outfit much anyway, right? Please! Hook me up for free?

Topic (given clothing, player): Don't think I spaced your generosity, [player]. I'm taking extra-good care of the clothes you hooked me up with, [catchphrase]!


 * “I guess…”: WHOA! Really? Awesome! You rule! Thanks, [catchphrase]!


 * “Absolutely NOT!”: Oh...lame. I knew it. I would've had to fight the ladies off with a surfboard if I'd hit the beach in that outfit, too...

Topic (given clothing, other player): [other player] gave me a sweet piece of clothing, completely out of the blue! Wasn't that awesome? I was like: "Thanks for fully hooking me up, fashion master!"

Topic (catchphrase request): You know, I was just chilling the other day, and I had this huge, bodacious revelation! When you live on an island… …You have like, NO way of knowing what’s “cool” now! Or even if “cool” is even a cool thing to say anymore! Hey, that’s cool by me. ‘Cause I KNOW I’m cool! Still, I kinda dig knowing what’s up with the world… So, what’s the word, bird? Is saying “dood” still cool, or is there some new, more radical slang?


 * “That won’t do!”: Oh, you got something better for me? Bring it, duder! {CATCHPHRASE ENTRY} “[catchphrase],” huh? Sounds cool, [catchphrase]! What’s up, [catchphrase]? How you doing, babes? Good, [catchphrase]? Yeah, I’ll be roping in the hotties with this! Oh yeah! I’ll try it out for a while! Thanks [catchphrase]!


 * “That’s fine!”: Oh, you think I'm good as is? Yeah, I guess you're right on, [catchphrase]. What was I thinking? Who cares about trends! Set trends, don't follow 'em, that's what I'm talking about! Yeah, [catchphrase]!

Topic (guest book request): Hey, if you got a few seconds to spare... You feel like maybe writing a little something in my guest book?


 * “Sure!”: Yeah? You'll write something? Killer! Write something good! No cheese, please. {GUEST BOOK ENTRY} Hey, thanks! I'll check it out later. Too cool, [player]!


 * “Don’t have time!”: You won't do it? Super-weak!

Topic (guest book display, player): Hey, [player]! You gotta check this out, [catchphrase]! Look! You wrote this. Remember? {GUEST BOOK DISPLAY} Ah, don't be all embarrassed. It's not half-bad! Aah ha ha! Don't sweat it so much, [catchphrase]!

Topic (guest book display, other player): You're looking waaaaay bored. Here, why don't you take a little peep at my guest book, [catchphrase]? Let's see...here's a good one... Yeah, [other player] wrote it. You know, from [other player’s town]? {GUEST BOOK DISPLAY} Ha ha ha, yeah, I know. Pretty cheesy, huh?

Topic (other player) 1: [other player] seems all independent and everything... ...But I think [other player] gets way lonely sometimes. You oughta keep your buds company, you know!

Topic (other player) 2: You know [other player], right? Now THAT is one cool human. Super friendly, too. You guys would totally get along famously.

Topic (flag change, player) A: Heyyy, do you see that flag over there...? It's so like, abstract! Whoa, weeeeeeeird. Ha ha!

Topic (flag change, player) B: Heyyy, do you see that flag over there...? It seems kinda surly! You know, like, militant?

Topic (flag change, player) C: Heyyy, do you see that flag over there...? It's totally embarrassing! Seriously, I don't want anybody to see that thing! This'll become "Lame Island"!

Topic (flag change, other player): Did you check out the new flag or what? [other player] changed it. Do I dig it? No comment, [catchphrase].

Topic (shaking trees, player): Listen, I saw you shaking up some trees earlier. At first I thought it was this huge wind, but then I saw you. So, find anything good, [catchphrase]? Spill it!

Topic (shaking trees, other player): [other player] cruised by the other day, and I guess decided that all the trees needed a good, solid shaking. It kinda freaked me out, if you wanna know the truth. Is [other player] having like, some gnarly personal probs? You gotta throw that human a lifeline, [catchphrase]! Look out for your bros, that's what I say!

Topic (dug holes, player): Did you find anything cool? Pirate booty, or something? C'mon, hook me up! Huh? Dude, don't play dumb. I saw you digging all over the place like a dog with a big old bone! And the way I see it, you must've had SOME reason for digging! Yeah, you're SO busted, [catchphrase]!

Topic (dug holes, other player): [other player] cruised by the other day, you know. That crazy dudelet went around digging holes like it was Mr. Resetti Day! What's the deal with that?

Topic (coconut, player): You snagged a coconut, huh? If you're gonna take it home, you gotta be sure to plant it on a beach somewhere. Otherwise, it won't grow!

Topic (coconut, other player): [other player] snagged a coconut the other day... You think maybe [other player] planted it somewhere?

Topic (ate coconut, player): Man, did I just see you scarf down a whole coconut? Your teeth are insane!

Topic (ate coconut, other player?): You wanna hear about this insane thing I saw the other day? I swear, I almost totally lost it! I saw old [other player] scarfing down a coconut! I'm not kidding! The entire thing, [catchphrase]!

Topic (planted flowers, player): Planting flowers? I didn't know you were a tree-hugger, [catchphrase]! Radical!

Topic (planted flowers, other player): [other player] cruised over and planted some flowers the other day. MAN, that was downright neighborly! Seriously, that was way cool.

Topic (planted saplings, player): Wow, you planted so many trees, [catchphrase]! Man, that's so totally rad. That's how to protect the planet's resources, you know. Live green, man. Yeah. You got my respect!

Topic (planted saplings, other player): [other player] cruised by and planted lots of trees the other day, you know. Totally tubular, huh? When I see more trees on this island, I'm all like: "Sweeeet, [catchphrase]!"

Topic (planted coconut, player): You planted a coconut, huh? Sweet! Thanks!

Topic (planted coconut, other player): [other player] planted a coconut here the other day. I was actually pretty psyched to see it. I wonder if there are any coconuts on the tree yet? I'd be kinda cautious about eating 'em if there are.

Topic (planted apple, player): You planted an apple, huh? I like scarfing down apples whole, [catchphrase].

Topic (planted peach, player): You planted a peach, huh? I like peeling those bad boys. If the peel comes off clean, it's like, the greatest fruit experience in the world.

Topic (planted cherry, player): You planted cherries, huh? This one time, I started to swallow a cherry pit, and I coughed and yarked it across an entire room!

Topic (planted pear, player): You planted a pear, huh? Most pears are really soft and tasty. Once I start chowing on one, I just gobble the whole thing down! I once munched a pear so fast that I ate the core! It was gnarly! The seeds got stuck in my throat!

Topic (planted orange, player): You planted an orange, huh? Hey, I heard that your body turns yellow if you eat too many oranges. That's gotta be a lie, right? I mean, I've had my hands turn yellow from peeling one, but that's all.

Topic (planted fruit, other player): My main human [other player] planted [a/an] [apple/peach/cherry/pear/orange] here the other day. I was like: "You are sooooo [RAD/CHILL/COOL/SWEET/RADICAL]!" I'm crazy stoked to eat one! I'm gonna stretch out on the sand, kick back, and get my munch ON!

Topic (crushed flowers, player): I wonder why everyone who comes here runs around like their feet were on fire? I'm all, "Mellow out, folks!" This island's way small! You gotta watch your step or you'll stomp on all the happy little flower-dudes!

Topic (crushed flowers, other player): After [other player] cruised on home, I noticed that a flower had been smooshed. I'm talking fully smooshed. It bummed me out. Seriously. I was like: "NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! WHY? SMOOSH ME INSTEAD, DUDE!"

Topic (crushed many flowers, player): Look, roughing up all the little flower-dudes may not be a big deal to you, but... I feel their pain over here! They're all like, "NOOOOOO!" And I'm right there with 'em! You hear me, [player]?

Topic (crushed many flowers, other player): Oh man, it was so horrible. This was like, the biggest tragedy since I found that fish under my bed. [other player] came here and stomped on all the flowers like it was some kinda exercise class! Can you believe that? Grrrrrrr! MAJOR uncool! I'm so mad, [catchphrase]!

Topic (chopped trees, player): Hey, if you cut down all the palm trees, how're we supposed to pick any tasty coconuts, huh? You better be planting some replacements or I'm gonna have to go ballistic, [catchphrase]!

Topic (chopped trees, other player): The island is looking kinda different from last time, huh? Yeah, well, [other player] cut down some palm trees. That's why. End of mystery.

Topic (chopped many trees, player): Wow, check out the wiiiide open spaces! Dig on that... Wait, that's not what I mean at all! This bites, big time! Don't cut down so many of my tree-bros! They're not like, unlimited! If we don't take care of them, then who's gonna, huh? The magical tree fairy? You better plant some replacements, [player]!

Topic (chopped many trees, other player): Man, I'm so mad I could just RAAAAAR! ...Bite somebody! I don't usually like to talk behind people's backs, but some people just cross the line, you know? You won't believe how many trees that nut [other player] chopped down! It was like, "I Hate Trees Day" out here! I swear, [other player] was trying to destroy the island, [catchphrase]! No joke! What's that psycho's story?

Topic (barred knifejaw, player): You're a pretty good fisher-dude, you know that?

Topic (barred knifejaw, other player): I saw ol’ [other player] catching a barred knifejaw here the other day. It was like a sea-monster movie! [other player] was all, “Get over here, stupid fish! Yaaaargh! I must defeat you!” That human’s the fish master!

Topic (pushed, player): You know what? I'm not all that psyched about people touching me a lot, [catchphrase].

Topic (pushed, other player): Man, did I have a rough time getting rid of that [other player] last time! That wacked-out human kept pushing me around like I was a beach ball! What's THAT all about? Something's wrong with [other player], I swear.

Topic (net, player) 1: I had no clue you had a violent side. It's ugly.

Topic (net, other player) 1: You know [other player], right? Riiiight. What a total skunk! That freaked-out human kept hitting me with a net! What am I, a fish? I'm not talking to [other player] ever again, [catchphrase]! Not ever!

Topic (net, player) 2: I know what you're doing. It's not like, a huge mystery. You're trying to put the net over my head, aren't you? Yeah, ha ha. Good one. It doesn't work, OK? Does that satisfy your curiosity? Can you stop now? And just don't do it again, OK, [catchphrase]?

Topic (net, other player) 2: [player], remember, nets are for catching little insect-dudes! Not for hitting animals! It's not like you're gonna get anything from whaling on some dude, [catchphrase]!

Topic (fall in pit, player): Hey, don't look at me... I didn't set that pitfall up! Still, it was kinda funny!

Topic (fall in pit, other player): [other player] fell into a pit the other day. I totally laughed my head off, [catchphrase]. Did you set that trap up or what? 'Cause I gotta give you the ol' high five for it! That was pure genius!

Topic (fall, player): I saw your gnarly wipeout. You all right?


 * “Of course!”: Yeah, I figured. You looked like you were having a lot of fun, even when you were eating sand.


 * “Maybe not…”: Oh, really?! Man, just shake it off! If you don't wipe out every now and then, your head gets all swollen!

Topic (fall, other player): Man, you shoulda been here! I saw that crazy human [other player] wiping out right and left! It slayed me! I mean, there were no injuries or anything, so it's OK for me to think it's the funniest thing of all time.

Topic (popular luck, player): People change, huh? You know what I mean, don't you, [catchphrase]?

Topic (popular luck, other player): [other player] looked a little different last time... I've got no clue how to explain it, but it's true!

Topic (unpopular luck, player): While you're here, forget all those dumb little problems, relax, and let the sun and surf massage your soul!

Topic (unpopular luck, other player): I wonder what that whole deal was all about? [other player] was visiting here just the other day, but I got waaaay bad vibes. Seriously, it was weird. It totally wigged me out! I didn't even want to see [other player]'s face! Now that I think about it, I feel pretty bad... That was kinda weak of me, huh?

Topic (bad luck, player): Hey, watch your step! You feeling all right? You're all wobbly!

Topic (bad luck, other player): I gotta tell you about the most hilarious thing ever. Oh, dude, it was awesome! [other player] was here the other day, and MAN, was that human wiping out or what! THUMP! Get up? WHUMP! I mean, most people faceplant once and they stop running around, but [other player] just kept tearing around... I haven't laughed that hard since that dude Gulliver bonked into the flagpole! It was epic!

Topic (money luck, player): You've got this crazy glow around you, like you're some kind of earthbound star! Or am I just bugging out?

Topic (money luck, other player): [other player] really threw me for a loop last time! Ol' Moneybags came here carrying huge bags of Bells! And I'm all: "Money can't buy you sunshine, man!" I wonder how [other player] made so much loot, you know, [catchphrase]?

Topic (item luck, player): Lookin' smooth, [player]! Work it, [catchphrase]!

Topic (item luck, other player): I guess [other player] found some crazy rare stuff. Sure was excited about it. I haven't seen a human jumping around like that in a loooooong time. Not that stuff like that matters on this island, but hey, whatever floats your boat, you know?

Non-Chat / Miscellaneous Interactions
Bee sting: Whoa! Oh, GNAR-ly! Your face, duder! It looks sooooo bad! Man, [player]! Your karma must be brutal! It looks like you did battle with some bodacious bees! You should, like, watch out. Hang loose, [catchphrase]!

Net 1: Cut it out, [player]!

Net 2: Youch! What’s your prob, dude?

Net 3: WHOA! That hurt! Man, you got issues!

Pushed 1: Dude! Freak show! What’s the story? How about you stop with the pushing, [catchphrase]?

Pushed 2: Quit hassling me! You know what? Just take off, hoser!

Pushed 3: Quit harshing my mellow! You’re being way uncool!

Pitfall 1: Ohhh, UNKIND! I fell for it, big-time! SO uncool, [catchphrase]!

Pitfall 2: HUGE bummer! Isn't this, like, illegal? Man, what'd I do to deserve this treatment, huh? This is the worst!

Pitfall 3: Ohh, BRUTAL! This totally bites! Why me? WHY?

Sad 1: I’m totally wiped out…

Sad 2: Oh, it’s you… Well, what are you so happy about, [catchphrase]? I don’t know if I’ll ever get out from under this huuuuuuuuuge wave of depression I got going on…

Sad 3: Trust me, [catchphrase], you’ll never understand. Just leave me alone.

Angry 1: OK, this has nothing to do with you, so just back off. I’m way peeved right now. Talk to me later, OK? Sorry, [catchphrase]!

Angry 2: Can’t talk right now. Stay away, dig me?

Angry 3: Man, I’m SO cheesed off! Lemme just chill out on my own a bit, OK?

Upset 1: I see what your story is now. Loud and clear. Let’s just go our separate ways, [player].

Upset 2: Why are you hassling me? Take off, [catchphrase]!

Upset 3: I don’t need your head games. You stink, [catchphrase]!

Popularity luck 1: Awwwwww, yeah! Here it comes! Here it comes! That old feeling, like sun glinting on huge breakers! Something that feels this good has gotta have a name! Could it be…love?

Popularity luck 2: HEYYYYY, [player]! I’ve been waiting for you, [catchphrase]! For some reason, I started thinking about you late last night, and I’ve been thinking about you ever since! So, now that you’re here… Huh? You’re just…uh…you. That’s sort of a huge bummer. Whoa, what was I thinking? See ya, [catchphrase]. {NEUTRAL LUCK}

Popularity luck 3A: What is UP, [player]!? I’ve been SO stoked to see you, [catchphrase]! Why? Because… …Whuh? Was I dreaming? Whoa, SO sorry. Never mind what I just said, [catchphrase]! {NEUTRAL LUCK}

Popularity luck 3B: What is UP, [player]!? I’ve been SO stoked to see you, [catchphrase]! Why? Because… You are the COOLEST! Man, I dig you!

Unpopularity luck 1: Ah, yeah, [player]… Hey, not to harsh your mellow or anything, but I’ll check you later, [catchphrase].

Unpopularity luck 2: Hey, [player]… Man, I just gotta say sorry. I’ve been giving you the old cold shoulder a little bit, but I’m all cooled-out now. Sooo sorry, [catchphrase]! {NEUTRAL LUCK}

Unpopularity luck 3: Look, don’t you have a little bit of a clue about why I’ve been avoiding you? Think, [catchphrase]! Man, from the look on your face, I’d say you’re clueless. …Well, tough.

Asleep message: Good night! See you in the morning.