K.K. Dirge

"K.K. Dirge" (, Scary Song) is a K.K. Slider song. The song is extremely slow, dark, and eerie; the word dirge means a song of lament and sadness. It is unmelodious and discordant. Its instruments are unknown, but there is a constant string bass line, a piano dissonance at one point, and then a crash of cacophony at another. It has Jack on the cover. The song sounds a little like the Boo's Mansions in the Mario series.

Lucky, Pate (in every game up to ), Gaston, Coco, Raddle (in only), Roscoe, Mathilda (only in ), Grizzly (beginning in ) and Ganon play it in their houses if they have a stereo.