User:CookieMonster

"Home is where the heart is, but sometimes our heart does not know our home" ~Me

I am MAD! First of all, I got bit by a tarantula (NOT FUN) and then when I regain consciousness, I am in the porch of my house! I will get you tarantula!!!!! Also I just edited it earlier but someone else edited it so my stuff got erased! Also not happy!


 * Takes deep breath*

5 minutes later...

Ok. I am good.

Hello. My name is Mackenzie. You can call me Kenzer, CC, Carrot Cake, Spot, or SL123. Carrot Cake or Kenzer is preferred though.

I have caught almost every fish (Yes sharkie, you're next!!!!)

As for bugs, not so much. Since I have to assume you read the upper part of my profile, I am under the assumption that you know I got bit by a tarantula! I was not assuming I would be tucked in bed, but I woke up on the porch of my house! NOT COOL!

I have caught two arowana, and like a bajillion sea bass. yes, I know bajillion is not a real number, so I guess I have caught a google amount of sea bass.

I tend to be jumpy, so pardon me. I love fishing, which is odd because I have a fear of fish (ironic huh?)

I am also scared of the following things: Anesthesia, Laughing gas, black holes, the Hokey Pokey, trees falling down, and super tall people. I also do not like Praying Mantasis (what is the plural of that????). I mean seriously, what is it? After the mating season they eat their mate! Gross! Same with black widows. Really? You got babies and you hank yor mate by eating them! Husband: Thanks lady! That's what I really wanted! (sarcasm).

Things i am not scared of (which are weirdly most common phobias): Spiders (though I am creeped out by Black Widows), Heights and germs.