Peppy/Conversations

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 Peppy Villager: Oh! This is TOTALLY perfect! We'll just have   decide to us. ! So, like, be all honest and stuff, Who's cuter? Me? Or ? Lazy Villager: Well? Who's cuter?  (Player chooses !)  Peppy Villager: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! You are, like, SO SUPER SMART,  ! I don't even have to TRY to be this cute!  Not like old  over there...  It's an easy choice, huh? Yay,  ! Lazy Villager: B-b-b-but... Aw, why,  ? Whyyyyyyy?  Peppy Villager will walk off happy. Lazy Villager will walk off sad.

(Player chooses !)  Peppy Villager: ...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Lazy Villager: Aw, see! I knew you were the right person for the job,  . Thanks a bunch,  ! <li>Peppy Villager: ...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! MEANIE! BIG JERKFACE MEANIE WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEEE? </ul> Peppy Villager will walk off sad. Lazy Villager will walk off happy.

(Player chooses ME!!)  <li>Peppy Villager: ...WHAT?! That wasn't even, like, an OPTION or whatever,  ! <li>Lazy Villager: Ah huh huh! I guess you are kinda cute in a little person way,  . <li>Peppy Villager: AS IF! That's exactly why it's NOT cute,  ! </ul> Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.

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 <li>Peppy Villager: Hey, <Cranky Villager>, can you say this? "Naughty Nook nicked a nice kitchen knife." <li>Cranky Villager: ...Nook checked a kitchen... Nook knickered naughty... Nasty clicky clacker...! <li>Peppy Villager: Tee hee! Teeeee hee hee! <li>Cranky Villager: Nasty Nick checked a kitchen chicken kick! <li>Peppy Villager: Tee hee! Teeeee hee hee heeeeeee! <li>Cranky Villager: ARGH! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! Fine! I can't say your stupid tongue twister! Are you HAPPY NOW?! <li>Peppy Villager: Eeeek! Omigosh, it was just a joke! Why are you such a big jerkface, <Cranky Villager>? Waaaaaaaaah! <li>Cranky Villager: ... <li>Peppy Villager: Tee hee! Teeeee hee hee! I'm sorry, I can't help it! You look SO MAD RIGHT NOW! Teeee hee hee! <li>Cranky Villager: Gyaaa... </ul> Peppy Villager will walk off happy. Cranky Villager will walk off angry.

 <li>Peppy Villager: Hey, wait a second, mister! <Cranky Villager>, did you eat all my  ?! I've been waiting ALL DAY to eat it,  ! <li>Cranky Villager: What? No! How in the heck could I eat your food? I haven't been to your house in forever! <li>Peppy Villager: Yeah, but when I woke up, it was totally gone! I even looked under the bed and everything! And then I saw you walking and I went to talk to you and you RAN AWAY! GUILTY,  ! Like, j'accuse and stuff! <li>Cranky Villager: That's because you were running at me with this crazed look in your eyes! I was scared of you! Maybe you were dreaming about eating and chowed it down in your sleep? I do that sometimes. <li>Peppy Villager: I did NOT sleep-eat my food! That's, like, absurd! Only weirdos eat food in their sleep. <li>Cranky Villager: Well then, what's that? <li>Peppy Villager: Ohmigosh, are you going to try and... ???? AAAUUGHH! There's something stuck in my teeth,  ! <li>Cranky Villager: See? Maybe you should think before you start acting like a crazy person,  . <li>Peppy Villager: Yaaaaaaaaaaay! That's amazing, <Cranky Villager>! You could be a detective! <li>Cranky Villager: Gaaa ha ha ha ha! I would make a pretty good detective, wouldn't I,  ? </ul> Both of the villagers will walk off happy.

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 <li>Peppy Villager: AHH! I WANT TO DANCE! Hey, <Smug Villager>... What kind of song would I be? Y’know...if I were a song. <li>Smug Villager: Hmm, probably some kind of pop song that gets stuck in your head forever when you hear it once. Uh...you know. In a good way. <Player>, what do you think, hmm? </ul> (Player chooses A love song, maybe?)  <li>Smug Villager: Exactly. A tragic love song about unrequited love... <li>Peppy Villager: Why does everything have to be TRAGIC with you? Why can’t it just be the cutest and catchiest love song ever? The ballad of <Peppy Villager>! </ul> Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.

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 <li>Peppy Villager: I’m totally not into the whole Prince Charming thing. The   of my dreams is NOT some rich hero who needs to save me or whatevs. I mean, EYE ROLL! And FYI, I do not want them chasing me around with a glass shoe, or— EWWW— kissing me while I’m asleep. Gross! Just...NO! <li>Snooty Villager: Well,  , what is this NOT Prince Charming of yours like, then? <li>Peppy Villager: Hmm, let’s see,  ... First of all, they’re my BIGGEST fan. They come to ALL my shows. And they cheer louder than anyone else! And if they’re a star too—which they totes are—I’ll go to their shows and I’ll cheer louder than anyone else. Way WAAAAY louder! And sometimes we’ll sing a duet and the whole audience will CRY because our voices sound SO GOOD together! <li>Snooty Villager: Equal partners, eh? Well, bravo to you for a surprisingly mature vision of true love. <li>Peppy Villager: Yeah, there’s just one problem... I can’t decide whose name they should announce first when we go onstage for our duet. Ohmigosh! I got it! They can announce our names at the EXACT same time! I bet they’ll sound SOOOO good all smooshed together like that!