Smug/Conversations

The following are conversations with smug villagers in the.

With a smug villager
Smug villager 1: Tell me, (smug villager 2), what's ONE thing on this island you could NOT live without?

Smug villager 2: ''Isn't it obvious? Say it with me, (smug villager 1).''

Smug villager 1 and 2: LIP BAAAAAALM!

Smug villager 1: ''Ha HA! Yeah, that's probably a dumb question. ''

Smug villager 1: But if I had to choose TWO things I couldn't live without, I'd definitely go with lip balm and a mirror.

Smug villager 2: ''Right... because how would you know if your lips were sandy and chapped? That's just smart thinking.''

Smug villager 1: ''But if we're going THREE things I couldn't live without, that's where it gaits tricky. But there's a clear front runner. Say it with me. Lip balm, a mirror, and...''

Smug villager 1 and 2: A tiny umbrella to put in your (drink)!

Both villagers will walk off unaffected.