User:Wookiee123/Sandbox

Meeting

 * "Eh? Whuh? Who are you? You! Whippersnapper! Tell me something: who do you respect the most?"
 * (Player answers "My mom," "My dad," or "My grandma") "Hrmmm... Youth. Hmmmmph. I weep for the younger generation. It pains this old heart... Listen to me, sprout. What's your name? ..., eh? Ah. I see. Human, aren't you? My name's Tortimer. And I'm the mayor here in . Yepper. Pret-ty important job. You seem like a good kid. Listen! Whenever there's a holiday or some kind of event, come talk to me. I'm sure I'll have some interesting stuff to pass on. Yepper! I surely will! Heh heh hehhh hoorf!"
 * (Player answers "My grandpa") "Well now! Have my wizened old looks inspired respect? You may be young, but you have a keen eye! Tell me, what's your name? ... ? Well. That's nice. It's...different. Your parents must be...proud. My name is Tortimer. I happen to be the mayor here in . Yepper! Quite the big job. You seem like a decent sort. Whenever there's a holiday or an event going on in town, why don't you come see me? I'm sure I'll have some interesting stuff to pass on. Yepper! I surely will! Heh heh hehhh hoorf!"

Conversations

 * "Look now, ... The townsfolk here have certain expectations for their town. With me so far? So what do you say we work together to make the best town we can! Yepper!"
 * "Do we read each other loud and clear, ? Come find me when there's an event going on in town!"
 * " ... Remember that the mayor keeps a watchful, unblinking eye over this town. ...Except during naps."

Greetings

 * "Hey, so it's you again, huh? It's the middle of the night, you know, ."
 * "Hey! . Are you still awake, ? Psycho. "
 * "Hey! I guess you're having some sleeping issues, huh, ?"
 * "Hey, so it's you again, huh? It's the middle of the night, you know, ."
 * "You again, huh? Don't you have anywhere else you could be, ?"
 * "Don't pretend you're here because you like me. You just want to see how ticked off you can make me!"
 * (Followed by this) "So then, ... Why are you here?"
 * (Followed by this) "Yeah, so... What do you want, ?"
 * (Followed by this) "Hey, why are you even talking to me, ?"
 * (Player says no) "Heh... All right, ."
 * (Player says no) "Well, quit wasting my time, !"
 * (Player says no) "Oh, whatever, !"

Delivering furniture

 * "Hold it right there! What do you think you're doing with my furniture, ? Huh? Speak into my good ear! Working? Give me a break! What kind of a... Oh. A mortgage? I understand. Let me tell you something... It's generally a good idea to have money before you buy something. That's the way the world works, you know. But...there's no shame in paying off your debts. That's honest, . I've got to respect that! So I guess you haven't had a chance to get any of your basic house essentials, have you, ? So ask yourself: "Do I feel lucky?" Well? Do ya, ? You should! You get this ! No, no, take it! You need it more than me, . Besides, we're going to be living in the same town... ...so, I figure it would be best if we started off on the right foot, ! Enough about that! Now that you have your own place, you'd better get busy decorating, don't you think? You know you can put furniture in your room and move it around, right? It's not rocket science. Just go in front of something, hold the A Button, and start pushing, pulling, and spinning it around. Anyone can do it! Of course, anyone can do it badly, too. You gotta arrange your furniture just right, or you'll get no respect! It's not enough to have a stylish setup, either. You've gotta be neat! Stow your clothes and stuff in dressers. Just face the drawers and press the A Button to open them. That's also how to cue the radio, ! You better spiff your place up if you want to impress folks around here—they're animals about interior decorating! Anyway, good luck with the job and all that. I hope everything works out, ! See you."

Angry

 * " AAAGH! What's your problem?! Quit shoving!!!"
 * "Hey, hey, hey! What's your damage?! Stop with the pushing already!"
 * "Darn it! You're doing that on purpose! Why do you keep pushing me around like that!?"
 * "I've got no use for you. Come back when you're not so annoying!"
 * "I'm so disappointed in you. You should think hard about what you've done!"
 * "Dang it, ! Why are you wasting my time? Don't you know, I'm a busy guy!? Well, I don't wanna talk to you! So you can just dry up and blow away, !"
 * "Oh, stay away! Shoo! Shoo!"

Talking too much

 * "Shut up already!! And shut up with the shuttin' up!!! Listen here, 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! You're a pest! A brat! Now, go away, !!"
 * "Aaargh! You win! I give up! Please, stand around and annoy me some more!!! I love it! What, don't you understand sarcasm!? Buzz off! And don't come back!! !!"
 * "Get a life! Don't you get it? I'm sick of looking at your face! Go away! What don't you understand about "get lost!"? Sheesh, !!"

Early in-game

 * "There’s a bunch of gear I want to buy, but I gotta save up some serious coinage before I can afford it all… Not like it's a huge deal or anything. There's more ways to earn money than you can believe, ! Me, I usually go and catch some fish or bugs, then sell them at the Nookster's. It's like getting paid to work out! Ol' Nook, he'll buy pretty much anything you find in . Except garbage. There's no market for it! I've even sold him stuff I found in other towns, . He pays top Bell for imports! You should be selling stuff to him, too, . Unless, of course, you don't need loot, !"


 * "I wonder why nobody's changed the town tune lately. Is this town slowly becoming less funkified? I mean, anybody can do it! All you gotta do is go to the big bulletin board by the post office and mess with it. You're welcome to change it, . You look like you got groove. But don't do it unless you're serious! It's the town's theme song, after all, so it better be something that rocks the house, ! Hey! Isn't there another bulletin board over by your pad? I'm sure I saw one over around there! I think that's where they post info about any events going on in town! In fact, I'm sure of it! Remember to check it every once in a while if you want to stay on top of current events, !"


 * "Hey, how many of the houses by yours are still open? I never have any clue about the real-estate market. I sure hope more of you people move in there. It'd make much cooler, ! If any of those houses are still empty, you definitely should talk some pals into moving in, ! I mean, wouldn't life be more interesting if you had other people to exchange mail with and show off to, ?"

Greetings

 * "Whoa, NELLY!! It's you, ! Hey, so what can I do for you, ?"
 * (Player answers no) "No problemo, ."

Angry

 * "AHHH! I'm so ticked off!!"
 * "AHHH! I can't believe this! Look! I don't wanna talk to you, or anyone else, ever again!"
 * "What do you want?! Leave me alone!"
 * "What? What's your prob, ?!"
 * "Hey hey! Watch the elbows! What did I ever do to you, ?! C'mon!"
 * "Hey, ! What happened to you? Did you snap or something?"
 * "Chill! Just chill!"
 * " ! I think this little joke has gone on long enough, !"
 * "You're a bad person! No, wait...make that the worst person in !"
 * "I can't believe you! And you won't even apologize! Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about!"
 * "Stop staring at me, ! It's really creeping me out."
 * "If that was a practical joke, it wasn't funny at all, !"

Talking too much

 * "Aaargh! Shut up! Just leave me alone already! !!"
 * "What is it!? WHAT!?! Are you dense or something? I just want you to go away! !"
 * "Shrivel up and blow away, shrimp! I'm a busy guy! I can't just waste my day talking to you, !"
 * "Go away! Just looking at you makes me want to scream!"

Conversations

 * "Tadaaaa! Check out these spiffy basic duds, bro! But what does "basic" really mean? I'm starting to wonder if I have any fashion sense..."
 * "It’s go time for me today! I’m always at full speed, no matter what the weather is like!"
 * "Hey, ! Check me out! …No, I’m not talking about my clothes! I wanted you to appreciate my rippling muscles! I think of clothes as the icing on the scrumptious cake that is my jaw-dropping physique! Haha!"
 * " ! Big favor for you! The other day I set a world record for the 100-meter dash. But no one was there to see it! So if you could go ahead and spread the news, that would be great! Thanks, bud! !"
 * "Man, I need a jogging buddy! I need someone who can take off for a run at the drop of a hat! Someone I can just be myself with! Like and ! That’s exactly what I need! Ha ha! I can’t imagine the two of them jogging together, though!"

Greetings

 * "Ohhh, poor . You look a touch sleepy... Are you OK, ?"
 * "Oh, hello . You look a bit tuckered out... Are you OK, ?"
 * "Hm? Oh, no, I'm fine. I'm not tired at all, !"
 * "But let's get right to the point. What can I do for you, ?"
 * "Enough idle chitchat. Did you need something from me, ?"
 * (Player answers no) "Oh, is that so, ?"
 * (Player answers no) "What a bore, ."

Angry

 * "HEY! Watch it! Quit pushing me around! Is this how you get your kicks, ?"
 * "AHEM! ! Is there something you want to tell me? Then stop pushing me, !"
 * "Stop pushing me!! You're such a little pest! GO AWAY!"
 * "Ohh, so you think you can just treat me like dirt and then act like nothing happened? Nice try!"
 * "Don't talk to me. Don't even touch me! As far as I'm concerned, you don't even exist anymore!"
 * "Did I ASK you to talk to me? I don't think so! Just go away and leave me alone, !"
 * "You are such an idiot! Just stop breathing my air and go AWAY!!"
 * "Look, . You are really starting to cheese me off. You always come around, yapping away at me, . And let's be honest: I just don't like talking to you very much. Now beat it, !"
 * ", you are such a complete and total loser, !!!"
 * "Enough! Just get lost! I can't stand you!"
 * "OOOHH! You... You make me soooo MAD!!!"
 * "What's with you!! Get away from me! You smell!!"
 * "Shut up! You don't know me!! Don't try to judge me!!"

Talking too much

 * "Well! Aren't you the persistent one? Look, I don't need this now, so go away, !!"
 * "Hold it! Go find yourself another playpal, junior! I'm not your babysitter, you know, !!!"
 * "What? What was that? Because it sounded an AWFUL lot like you annoying me, and I just hate the sound of that. I hate annoying little pests, !"

Greetings

 * "Oh, look at the time! I'd better be heading home."
 * "Enjoying the night air? If you don't hurry off to bed, you'll have a rough day tomorrow, !"
 * "Late night, huh, ?"
 * "Good evening... So...we meet again, ."
 * "Unlike you, I really don't have enough free time on my hands to stand around gabbing, ."
 * "You spend so much time here. Don't you have anywhere else you could go, ?"
 * (Followed by this) "So tell me,, what did you want, ?"
 * (Followed by this) "So, what can I do for you, ?"
 * (Player answers no) "That's fine, ."
 * (Player answers no) "Don't worry about it, ."
 * (Player answers no) "Oh. All right, ."

Sad

 * "Hey! What's your problem, ?"
 * "I don't like you when you pick on me like that, . Please, don't come near me, !"
 * "What's so fun about pushing me around? Are you on some kind of power trip? Please, quit it already, !"
 * "Please, just leave me alone! You're mean, and I don't want to have anything to do with you, ."
 * "I can't even understand why you do things like that, ."
 * "...I don't feel like talking right now, . Sorry."
 * "I'm sorry, but... I just want to be alone right now."
 * "I don't want to talk to anyone right now, ! Please, just leave me alone."
 * "I wish I could just take it all back, . I wish I could've handled the situation better... But it's too late now..."

Talking too much

 * "Please...don't talk to me."
 * "Please speak quietly. Your voice is like a million jackhammers, all pounding on my brain, ."
 * "I'm just so tired now... Why should I have to stand around and entertain you, anyway, ?"
 * "Do you have to be so pushy all the time? Please, I just want to be alone, ."