Tortimer/Animal Crossing dialogue

Meeting

 * "Eh? Whuh? Who are you? You! Whippersnapper! Tell me something: who do you respect the most?"
 * (Player answers "My mom," "My dad," or "My grandma") "Hrmmm... Youth. Hmmmmph. I weep for the younger generation. It pains this old heart... Listen to me, sprout. What's your name? ..., eh? Ah. I see. Human, aren't you? My name's Tortimer. And I'm the mayor here in . Yepper. Pret-ty important job. You seem like a good kid. Listen! Whenever there's a holiday or some kind of event, come talk to me. I'm sure I'll have some interesting stuff to pass on. Yepper! I surely will! Heh heh hehhh hoorf!"
 * (Player answers "My grandpa") "Well now! Have my wizened old looks inspired respect? You may be young, but you have a keen eye! Tell me, what's your name? ... ? Well. That's nice. It's...different. Your parents must be...proud. My name is Tortimer. I happen to be the mayor here in . Yepper! Quite the big job. You seem like a decent sort. Whenever there's a holiday or an event going on in town, why don't you come see me? I'm sure I'll have some interesting stuff to pass on. Yepper! I surely will! Heh heh hehhh hoorf!"

Conversations

 * "Look now, ... The townsfolk here have certain expectations for their town. With me so far? So what do you say we work together to make the best town we can! Yepper!"
 * "Do we read each other loud and clear, ? Come find me when there's an event going on in town!"
 * " ... Remember that the mayor keeps a watchful, unblinking eye over this town. ...Except during naps."