User:Piranhapete/Sandboxes/Ditzy Dialogue (AC)

Ditzy Islander Dialogue
The following is a collection of dialogue spoken by the ditzy islander personality in Animal Crossing. Box breaks and expressions/reactions are not recorded. This list is mostly complete.

Term glossary:

 * Introduction - a player's first conversation with the islander in full; variants include different times of day
 * Salutation - the first part of a player's first conversation with the islander that day, starting at 12 a.m.; leads to segue; variants include different times of day
 * Greeting - the first part of a player's conversation with an islander in regular circumstances; leads to segue; variants include different times of day
 * Re-introduction - a type of salutation that occurs after the player has gone 2+ weeks without speaking to the islander; leads to segue; variants include different times of day
 * Segue - the part of the conversation following the salutation or greeting leading into the player's choice of asking to chat or canceling the conversation
 * Topic - any of a great number of responses to the player's request to chat; includes many types of interactions
 * Never mind - the islander's response to the player canceling the conversation
 * Bee sting - dialogue for the first interaction with the islander after the player has been stung by bees
 * Net - dialogue after the player has hit the islander with a butterfly net three times
 * Pushed - dialogue after the player has continuously pushed the islander
 * Sad - dialogue if the islander is in a sad mood; the islander's voice tone becomes depressed, and the conversation will not continue into a segue or allow further interaction by the player
 * Angry - dialogue if the islander is in an angry mood; the islander's voice tone becomes agitated, and the conversation will not continue into a segue or allow further interaction by the player
 * Asleep message - Text that appears at the islander's door when the islander is asleep
 * (Morning) - 5 a.m. - 12 p.m.
 * (Afternoon) - 12 p.m. - 5 p.m.
 * (Evening) - 5 p.m. - 12 a.m.
 * (Night) - 12 a.m. - 5 a.m.

Introductions and Greetings
Introduction (morning): Oh! Gee! Hi! Morning! Hey, you know, I don’t think I’ve seen you around before. So, um, who are you? Ohhh, [player], huh? I’m [name]. So, OK, [catchphrase].

Introduction (afternoon): Oh! Hey! Wow! Hello! I’ve never seen you before! So, um, who are you? Ohhh, [player], huh? I’m [name]. Hi! It sure is really nice meeting you, [catchphrase].

Introduction (evening): Oh! Wow! Gee! Hello! I don’t know you, do I? I’m really sorry if we met and I forgot you! Oh, we HAVEN’T met! Whew! I’m [name]. Hi! And you are…? Ohhh, [player], huh? Cool, [catchphrase]!

Introduction (night): Wow, I didn’t think ANYBODY came over to the islands at this time of night! You’re a wild child! So I’m [name]. Who are you? Should I just call you “mysterious stranger”? Ohhh, [player], huh? Well, nice to meet you, [catchphrase]!

Salutation (morning): Oh, morning, [player]! My head feels like it’s stuffed with cotton candy in the morning…

Greeting (morning) 1: Oh, [player], huh? What’s up, [catchphrase]?

Greeting (morning) 2: Oh, hi, [player]! Um, what’s up with you, [catchphrase]?

Greeting (morning) 3: Oh, wow! It’s you! Wow, [catchphrase]!

Salutation (afternoon): Ohhh, [player], hi! This afternoon feels so… sluggish, don’t you think? Or maybe, is it just me, [catchphrase]?

Greeting (afternoon) 1: Ohhh, [player]! You sure are peppy today! Is there a reason or are you being you, [catchphrase]?

Greeting (afternoon) 2: Ohhh, [player]! Maybe I’m just being silly, but don’t you think you’re kinda hyper, [catchphrase]?

Greeting (afternoon) 3: Sometimes animals tell me I babble, but I think maybe you babble even more! Seriously, [catchphrase]!

Salutation (evening): Ohhh, [player]. Today just seemed to blip right by without me even noticing, [catchphrase].

Greeting (evening) 1: Ohhh, [player]! The night’s just begun, huh? Or no, wait. Has the day just ended, [catchphrase]?

Greeting (evening) 2: Ohhh, hi, [catchphrase].

Greeting (evening) 3: Huh? Ohhh, [player]. How’re you, [catchphrase]?

Salutation (night) 1: Ohhh, [player]! It’s you, all right! Y’know…I had a feeling you’d be crossing over to the island to visit me… So I didn’t even take off my makeup! I just decided to stay up, [catchphrase]!

Greeting (night) 1: So you’re up late, too! Interesting, [catchphrase]!

Greeting (night) 2: Oh, my! [player]! I bet you’re tired. Aren’t you? ‘Cause if I were you, I’d be tired, [catchphrase].

Greeting (night) 3: Ohhh, it’s you!

Re-introduction (morning): Huh? Oh, who are you again? …Yeah, [player]! Wait, are you serious? This is the first time you’ve come here in [number] weeks? Wow, I am such a space.

Re-introduction (afternoon): Oh, wait, don’t tell me! Are you [player]? Yeah! Wow! It’s been awhile! How’re you, [catchphrase]?

Re-introduction (evening): Ohhh, [player]! I feel like it’s been really, really long since I saw you, [catchphrase]. Really long! I mean, I figured you’d just gotten bored of the island… …And of me…

Re-introduction (night): Ohhh! [player]! You frightened me! What are you doing out in the middle of the night? I was just thinking about how it’s been [number] weeks since I saw you, and now you come back just to scare me?

Salutation (Festival) 1: Oh, it's you.

Salutation (Festival) 2: Wowww, [player]. You're putting off a very positive vibe, aren't you, [catchphrase]?

Salutation (Festival) 3: Heyyy, [player], [catchphrase]... So, like, is there a festival in [town] today, or what, [catchphrase]?

Salutation (April Fools’ Day) 1: Hi there, [player]. Today's April Fools' Day, isn't it? Not that I care or anything. I mean, the whole thing just seems so mean-spirited. Bad karma. Who needs it?

Salutation (April Fools’ Day) 2: Sigh... Hi, [player]. This isn't a gag or anything, I just wanted to let you know that I'm an alien. That's all. All right, so maybe it was a bit of a gag. But it wasn't a big one. Just a little April Fool is all...

Salutation (April Fools’ Day) 3: Hello, [player]. It’s April Fools’ Day. Isn’t it? I just can’t bring myself to pull any tricks on anyone. Does my aura look weird to you?

Salutation (Spring Cleaning Day) 1: Well hi, [player]! So, is today Spring Cleaning Day or not? Oh, it is? Really? I don’t know how I’m supposed to remember all these holidays, [catchphrase].

Salutation (Spring Cleaning Day) 2: Somebody told me that Spring Cleaning Day used to be called “The Great Annual Dust Bunny Roundup.” I like that name better.

Salutation (Spring Cleaning Day) 3: So, do you really believe in this whole Spring Cleaning Day thing, [player]? Isn’t it smarter to just clean up every day? I mean, who cleans their house only once a year? That’s kooky!

Segue 1: So, ummm… What was it you wanted, [catchphrase]?

Segue 2: So, yeah. Did you wanna maybe talk about something, [catchphrase]?

Segue 3: Did you want to ask me something, [catchphrase]?

Never mind 1: Fine, [catchphrase].

Never mind 2: What’s THAT all about, [catchphrase]?

Never mind 3: Oh, really? OK, I guess, [catchphrase].

Chat Topics and Interactions
Topic (relaxing): You know, [player], when I’ve had a rough day and I just can’t take the stress anymore… …I sit on the beach, close my eyes, breathe deeply, and listen to the soft sound of the waves breaking. Doing that always seems to make me feel better.

Topic (tanning) 1: You should never forget that this IS a tropical island. The sun is REALLY strong here, [catchphrase]. Without sunscreen or an umbrella, you’d be lucky to last five minutes here without getting sunburnt to a crisp! Not that it matters to me! I would look beautiful pale, bronze, crispy, or whatever! That’s just how hot I am!

Topic (tanning) 2: If you don’t wanna get an icky sunburn from this tropical sun, you’d better find yourself a nice parasol! ‘Course, I’m used to it. I don’t really have to worry. Unless…the sun sneaks out some time when I’m sleeping!

Topic (eating coconuts): Have you ever eaten a coconut before, [player]? Me? No way, [catchphrase]! They're hairy!

Topic (fruits): Apples, peaches, cherries, pears, and oranges. I’m talking fruit here! I doubt you know this, but when you have trees of every kind, something really cool happens… Know what it is? You can eat any type of fruit whenever you want! Hee hee hee hee hee! And that’s really cool! Coconuts? Yeah, eat all you want. Freak. Personally, I’m not a fan. I just like looking at palm trees, [catchphrase].

Topic (food): I swear, I’m feeling so hungry right now. I’m getting so tired of filet of sole, too… Maybe I’ll try making [food] tonight…

Topic (bugs): Ugh! I really hate your town! The flowers and the trees… They all have those nasty little bugs all over them!! Just thinking about those creepy-crawlies makes me break out in ugly hives! Ew! Ew! Ew ew EW! At least here on lovely [island name] I don’t have to deal with that grossness. Unless, of course, I don’t clean my house often enough. It seems like I always space doing that!

Topic (mail): It’s pretty difficult to have many worries, living on a deserted island like I do. Yeah, this is the life. The one exception, though, is the stupid mail service. It’s so completely horrible. Who? Pete…? Hmm…no. Never heard of him. Well, why doesn’t he get his feathers together and fly on over with the mail more often? I mean, really!

Topic (Kapp’n, to male) 1: What’s up, [player]? You may not have noticed because you’re a guy, but Kapp’n says some really sketchy things sometimes. That guy just creeps me out, if you don’t mind me saying. And what is he, anyway? Some kind of freak turtle? I swear, one of these days, I’d like to keelhaul that scurvy dog, [catchphrase]! Yarrrrrrrrr!

Topic (Kapp’n, to male) 2: You’re probably OK because you’re a boy and all… …But when that Kapp’n gets a girl on his boat, he says some pretty gosh-darn weird things! He’s a bit dingy.

Topic (Kapp’n, to female): What’s up, [player]? Hey, don’t you think Kapp’n acts really nervous when he has a girl on his boat? Have you noticed that? He’s certainly no romantic “beast of the sea!” I’d like to stuff his green mug into Davy Jones’s locker!

Topic (song): [SINGING] That melody was a song I learned long ago from this good friend of mine. Really nice, wasn’t it? I think so, [catchphrase]. {GOOD MOOD}

Topic (spunkiness): Hey, you're a pretty spunky little human, aren't you? Oh, no, I like that about you! I meant it like, "Wow, you're really spunky, so keep up the good work, [catchphrase]!"

Topic (personal opinion): All right, [player]. Time for a pop quiz, hotshot! Look into my eyes… How would you describe me? And you’d better be honest, [catchphrase]! Or else!


 * “Awesome!”: Well, aren’t we the smooth talker? A little too smooth. Well, don’t expect any favors from me, sweetheart! Hee hee… {GOOD MOOD}


 * “So-so…”: Ohhh, is that a fact? Well, let me tell you, you’re no prize catch yourself. Meanie!


 * “Lame!”: Hee hee hee! Oh, please!! Come off it! Playing like you’re cool isn’t going to work with me, lame-o! I always suspected you were an immature little baby! What a joke, [catchphrase]! {UPSET}

Topic (favorite furniture): Hey, [catchphrase]. I want to ask you something. Have you ever seen a [furniture]? I’ve been looking for one for what seems like forever, but I haven’t had any luck. I’m so emotionally crushed. So, if you see one, you’ll get it for me, right? RIGHT, [catchphrase]?

Topic (any furniture request): Well hey, check YOU out! What have you got there? Yeah, THAT. What is THAT? Can I see that? Hmmm… Wow, awesome! A [furniture], huh? That’s so snazzy! Sooo, [player]. I’m dying to have that. Can you maybe give it to me, for, say, [number] Bells?


 * “OK!”: Wow, really? No kidding! I guess it IS always worth asking, huh? Mom was right! Let’s see… Here’s [number] Bells. Thanks, [catchphrase]!


 * “No way!”: Huh? Did you just refuse me? Whatever. See if I care! I just wanted to see how your business sense was… And it’s pretty bad, I guess. Have a nice life.

Topic (favorite furniture request): Well, I’ll be! Gosh! That’s a really nice item you’ve got there! I never thought YOU’D have something like this, [player]. Wow! I mean, really, WOW! You know, I’ve aaaalways wanted a [furniture] exactly like that! Would you give it to me, for, say, [number] Bells? Pretty please, [catchphrase]?!


 * “Sure!”: No way! That’s fabulous! Can I really, truly have it? Wow, you are sooo gullible… I mean NICE! So NICE! {TAKES FURNITURE} Hooray! Oh yeah! Score! Here’s the money! Thanks, [player]!


 * “No way!”: Grrr! So that’s how it is. …Well… You’re just a big stinker, and that’s all there is to it…

Topic (given favorite furniture): Thanks again for that nice [furniture] you gave me. It really brings the room together. I just wanted to let you know that I appreciated it. I truly will treasure it, [catchphrase].

Topic (given favorite furniture, other player): Did you know that I had a [furniture] in my room? That’s right! Isn’t it great? [other player] gave it to me. I guess I know who my REAL friends are!

Topic (furniture return): Ah, young [player]! Thank you so much for the [furniture] you gave me the other day. But…I don’t think it fits my room, you know? I hate to do this, but would you please take it back? I’m really sorry. Really! Please don’t think I’m one of those snotty animals you meet sometimes.

Topic (furniture return, other player): So, uh, [other player] gave me this nice little [furniture] the other day… Nice gesture, I guess… But it doesn’t go with my design scheme at all! It sticks out like a sore claw! I’d decided to throw it away, but I guess you can have it. I mean, it’s better than junking it, I guess. {GIVES FURNITURE} But don’t tell [player], OK? I don’t like to bum anyone out, especially when they’ve been generous.

Topic (furniture sale): Heyyy, [player]! Any chance you want this [furniture]? It’s yours for [number] Bells.


 * “I’ll buy it!”: Oh, you’ll buy it? Fantastic. Here you go! {FURNITURE SALE} Thanks, [catchphrase].


 * “I don’t need it.”: What? You won't buy it? Oh, whatever. Why do I bother?

Topic (clothing request): Oooh, that’s a very nice item! Which one? Why, that [clothing]! Duh! It would look amazing on me! I shouldn’t say this, but you should limit your wardrobe to outfits you can actually pull off, know what I mean? So why not give it to me? Well? How about it?


 * “I guess…”: Really? It’s OK with you? You must have recognized how silly it looked no you… Good call, [player]! {TAKES CLOTHING, CLOTHING CHANGE} All right! Yay me!


 * “Absolutely NOT!”: Awwww… …You selfish old hog.

Topic (given clothing, player): Thanks for giving me that extra-nice outfit the other day! Really, that was just about the nicest thing! I wear it whenever I can, you know, [catchphrase]?

Topic (given clothing, other player): [other player] gave me this outfit for some reason. I wasn’t going to ask why! Free clothes are free clothes! You know what I realized? I look great in anything!

Topic (catchphrase request): Oh, hi [player]. Hey… Do you think it’s stupid of me to always say [catchphrase]? You look like you’re kind of smart, so could you maybe think up a phrase that sounds more…I don’t know…mature?


 * “Sure!”: Oh, really? How sweet of you. Seriously, I appreciate it. {CATCHPHRASE ENTRY} …! [catchphrase]?! Hmm…interesting. “[catchphrase],” huh? That just might do the trick! Yeah! I actually like it! Thanks a bunch! You’re the greatest, [catchphrase]!


 * “That’s fine!”: Oh, really? You mean you’re a fan of “[catchphrase]”? I was positive it was sort of played, [catchphrase]. Hmm…yes. You know what? Now that I’m hearing myself say it, I remember how cool it makes me sound. I guess I’ll just keep wowing everyone with this catch-phrase for a while longer, [catchphrase].

Topic (guest book request): Hey, [player]! Will you sign my island guest book? It’s OK if you’re not, you know, into it at all.


 * “Sure!”: Oh, really? Neat. Well, just don’t, like, write anything completely dumb, [catchphrase]. {GUEST BOOK ENTRY} I promise I’ll read it later. Thanks sooooo much!


 * “Don’t have time!”: Awww… That figures… I guess I don’t care all THAT much, [catchphrase].

Topic (guest book display, player): Hey, [player], look at this. {GUEST BOOK DISPLAY} You wrote me this, right? Don’t you remember? Oh. Or are you just a little embarrassed, [catchphrase]?

Topic (guest book display, other player): Here, why don’t you take a look at my guest book. {OTHER PLAYER GUEST BOOK DISPLAY} Recognize the handwriting? That human [other player] from [town name] was the one who wrote it. How can I describe it? It’s so…not-exactly-cool, maybe, [catchphrase]?

Topic (other player) 1: [other player] came visiting the other day, you know. [other player] was looking much cuter than usual. Well, maybe just a little bit.

Topic (other player) 2: [other player] came by here the other day, looking much cuter than usual. I wish I could look that good, too…

Topic (flag change, player): Oh, hey! Gee whiz! Check THAT out! A new flag design...

Topic (flag change, other player): Have you seen the new flag? You know, the one hanging on the flagpole? [other player] changed the pattern on it the other day. It took a while. I guess flag design is really tough. I guess it's kind of cool. It has some pretty colors. Whatever pleases you guys is fine by me.

Topic (shaking trees, player): Um, you know, shaking trees on this island will maybe give you some fruit, but I doubt you'll find much else.

Topic (shaking trees, other player): [other player] visited here and went around shaking trees like a crazy person. I couldn't figure it out. Do you think [other player] is feeling OK? I hope there isn't one of those weird brain-colds going around!

Topic (dug holes, player): You sure do seem to like digging those holes... Sooo...why is that?

Topic (dug holes, other player): [other player] was here for a while the other day, and dug holes everywhere for some weird reason. I don't get that [other player] at all. I mean, holes? What are we, little kids playing in a sandbox?

Topic (coconut, player): Hey, I thought maybe I oughta tell you… If you take coconuts back to the mainland to plant… …You’ve gotta remember, they’re only happy next to the ocean, so you have to plant them on a beach!

Topic (coconut, other player): Y'know, I saw [other player] pick up a coconut the other day. I kind of wondered why... Do you think maybe [other player] planted it? 'Cause you can plant coconuts, you know!

Topic (ate coconut, player): Are you for real? Did you just eat that whole coconut? What're your teeth made out of, some sort of weird non-breaking-sharp-stuff?

Topic (ate coconut, other player): Hey, guess what! I saw [other player] eat an entire coconut! How scary is that?

Topic (planted flowers, player): I'd just like to personally thank you for filling the island with flowers. That was soooo nice, catchphrase!

Topic (planted flowers, other player): [other player] came over here the other day, and planted all these pretty flowers. Isn't that so terrific? Flowers make me smile.

Topic (planted saplings, player): Ohhhh, thanks for planting so many trees, [catchphrase]! I wouldn't want it to become too much like one of those scary jungles, though, you know?

Topic (planted saplings, other player): I never thought [other player] would plant so many trees! This island's like a...like a... like a place with many trees! I think you should do some more of the same! More trees! I mean, don't turn the island into a jungle or anything, but it's nice to have more trees! Trees are good.

Topic (planted coconut, player): You planted a coconut palm tree, you sweet thing! Don't be mad, but when the coconuts appear, I probably won't eat any. I get a little sick of them on the island.

Topic (planted coconut, other player): That [other player] person planted a coconut over here the other day. Don't you think [other player] would freak out if I planted something else in its place? Wouldn't that be so funny?

Topic (planted fruit, player): You planted a[n] [apple/peach/cherry/pear/orange] tree, you sweet thing! I'll wait and wait and wait... and then, when the fruit magically appears, I'll just help myself to all the yum!

Topic (planted fruit, other player): That [other player] person planted a[n] [apple/peach/cherry/pear/orange] over here the other day. Don't you think [other player] would freak out if I planted a different fruit in its place? Wouldn't that be so funny?

Topic (crushed flowers, player): Hey, you really crushed those flowers over there! Be more careful, OK?

Topic (crushed flowers, other player): When [other player] was here last time, that stupid-head stepped on all these flowers! That’s minus 5 points for [other player], I’ll tell you that much right now! Dumb old flower-stomper!

Topic (crushed many flowers, player): Hold on! You! HOLD ON! What's with you, anyway?! Are you planning on crushing ALL the island's flowers?! Who does stuff like that? Flowers have feelings too!

Topic (crushed many flowers, other player): Listen to this! I'm so mad I feel like I'm gonna pop! [other player] stomped on pretty much every single flower on the island for no reason at all! I don't know what was up, but you can't just take your frustrations out like that, you know, [catchphrase]?!

Topic (chopped trees, player): Hey, don't cut down all the palm trees! Those things don't, uh...grow on trees... Anyway, imagine no trees! I mean, then it would seem not really so much like a tropical island, right?! Don'tcha think?

Topic (chopped trees, other player): [other player] decided to cut down some palm trees last time, you know. I saw the whole thing. I just hope [other player] knows that it's hard to grow them again once they're all gone! REALLY hard! If there's a palm tree in your village, then you can bring a coconut and plant it, but... Otherwise, we would just have to wait until a coconut washed up on the shore, and that could take so long!

Topic (chopped many trees, player): So wait, what exactly are you trying to accomplish by chopping down so many trees? I mean, REALLY! I just don't get it!

Topic (chopped many trees, other player): Oh, it was so awful! I'm trying to forget the whole thing, but I just keep remembering it even more! [other player] came over here and cut down soooo many innocent trees! It was like a lumberjack competition! Will you say something to [other player] so I don't have to go mental on that freak-of-the-week?

Topic (barred knifejaw, player): Gee whiz, it looks like you've been catching barred knifejaws! Whenever I go fishing, I only catch stupid sea bass. I get so bored I just wanna bawl, [catchphrase]!

Topic (barred knifejaw, other player): I saw [other player] catch a barred knifejaw the other day. It didn't look like a knife at all. It looked like a fish. Still, I thought that was a pretty amazing feat. Don't you think?

Topic (pushed, player): Hey, look, would you mind not doing that anymore? How'd you ever make any friends acting like that?

Topic (pushed, other player): I really hate it when people keep doing things just to get under your skin. Like, just the other day, [other player] kept pushing me around! I was like, "You wanna quit it or what?"

Topic (net, player) 1: I heard once that there’s a lot of suspicious characters who live on the mainland. Is that true? I could believe it, ‘cause whenever someone’s hitting someone else with a net, it’s always a mainlander.

Topic (net, other player) 1: [other player] hit me with a net the other day! I thought I had a bug on me, but now I don’t think I did! What a complete barbarian! I hate dumb people like that. They should be kept on a leash or something.

Topic (net, player) 2: I'm not completely positive, but I think that really must be the most annoying thing anyone's ever done to me... So you think maybe you could STOP IT, [catchphrase]?

Topic (net, other player) 2: I really hate people who keep doing annoying things just to get an animal’s attention. I mean, grow up, people! Like, take that weirdo [other player], for instance. [name] keeps hitting me with a net! I hate it!

Topic (fall in pit, player): Hee hee hee hee HEE! You fell in that hole before, didn't you? You silly! I know I shouldn't laugh, but you're such a goof!

Topic (fall in pit, other player): Wanna hear something that'll make you giggle? I saw [other player] fall into a hole the other day. What a klutz! Tee hee!

Topic (fall, player): Hey, I saw that! You just fell, huh?

Topic (fall, other player): Hey, guess what? I saw [other player] take a nasty fall the other day. I was like, "TIIIIIMBER!" That [other player is clumsier than I thought!

Topic (popular luck?, player): You know what I think? I think you can never know what people are thinking. Don't you think?

Topic (popular luck, other player): [other player] looked really, really happy last time. Is that umm...normal? Do you think [other player] was feeling OK?

Topic (unpopular luck?, player): It seems like maybe you just think about stuff way too much, [player].

Topic (unpopular luck, other player): [other player] was looking soooo depressed last time. Maybe I should've said something nice, huh?

Topic (bad luck, player): You look really sort of dirty for some reason. It's gross. Did you, like, fall down or something, [catchphrase]?

Topic (bad luck, other player): [other player] was sure falling a lot last time. Everybody has a day like that once in a while... I call it my "Whoopsie Day"!

Topic (money luck, player): Huh? Ummm, what? Did you need something? Or maybe, did you wanna give me something...?

Topic (money luck, other player): [other player] had a really creepy smile on when we talked the other day. If I had to give it a name, I'd have to say it was an "I'm-a-Rich-Person" smile.

Topic (item luck, player): Have you ever heard of this weird fortune-teller named Katrina or something? I don't care all that much about life in the big, fancy village, but I'd love to meet a real, live fortune-teller!

Topic (item luck, other player): [other player] came visiting here the other day. That funny little human was just glowing with confidence! Everything must be going well in [other player]'s life. Either that or there was glowing makeup involved.

Non-Chat / Miscellaneous Interactions
Bee sting: Whoa! What’s with that face, [player]? It’s icky! Why would you like looking like that? I mean, that gross face kinda makes you look dumb, [catchphrase]. And looking dumb isn’t smart.

Pushed 1: You know something? I don’t understand what you think you’re doing, but it really makes me angry!!

Pushed 2: What do you think you’re doing?! Don’t touch me! You’re grossing me out!

Pushed 3: Hey, just quit it already!!

Net 1: What are you doing?! I… I hate you!

Net 2: You’re so immature! I don’t have time for this…

Net 3: Hey, what’s your problem? Are you trying to make me cry or something? It won’t work. It won’t!

Pitfall 1: What IS this? Stop doing that, you stupid trap thingie! This isn’t fun! You hear me? I am NOT having any fun right now!

Pitfall 2: Wait right there! Did you do this, you jerk? I don’t know what you’re thinking, but this is NOT funny at all! This is just plain mean! Hey, are you even listening?

Pitfall 3: By the way… If you insist on playing these stupid little childish pranks, keep them to yourself! Don’t get me involved, got it, [catchphrase]?

Sad 1: Sorry, but I just don’t wanna talk to anyone right now, OK?

Sad 2: Oh, I can’t take it anymore! I feel like the bottom of someone’s shoe…

Sad 3: Ohhhh, I can’t believe this! This is the absolute worst, [catchphrase].

Angry 1: What do you want?! Don’t talk to me right now!

Angry 2: Shut up! Shut up! Just leave me alone!

Angry 3: I don’t wanna talk right now. Stay away from me!

Upset 1: That’s it! We’re through!

Upset 2: You know what? I don’t think I can trust you anymore, [catchphrase].

Upset 3: I’m not talking to you anymore…[catchphrase]!

Popularity luck 1: Ohhhhh, [player]! I’ve been waiting for you!

Popularity luck 2: Hey there, [player]! I’ve been waiting for you for what seems like forever! I just love seeing you! OK, you gotta do me a favor! Here, show me your face! …But…how ordinary! How boring! That’s just so strange. Well, I take back what I said before, [catchphrase]. {NEUTRAL LUCK}

Popularity luck 3A: Hey, [player]! … Huh? Hang on… Why am I holding flowers? Ugh, I hate not knowing what I’m doing, [catchphrase]. {NEUTRAL LUCK}

Popularity luck 3B: Hey, [player]! … You’re really immature sometimes…but that’s part of your charm. You little cutie…

Unpopularity luck 1: Ohhh, [player]! Hi! Umm, I’m sorry! Yeah, umm… I’m kinda late for something! …Well, see ya!

Unpopularity luck 2: Look, I’m in a hurry so… Oh, cheer up, rainy-face! Let a little sunshine through! Don’t look so serious, [player]. Really! I guess maybe it wasn’t the brainiest thing ever to pretend I was busy on such a tiny little island, huh? I won’t try to fool you like that anymore, OK? I’m sorry, [catchphrase]! {NEUTRAL LUCK}

Unpopularity luck 3: Umm, I’m sorta busy now. I just don’t have time to talk at all, [catchphrase]!

Asleep message: Good night. Please don’t wake me up.