User:Drago/BJAODN

Welcome to Drago's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense! This section, inspired by MarioWiki, Wikipedia and Nookipedia's very own Bazooka Mario, consists of some funny things that I found (and corrected or removed) in articles. If one of these edits was yours and you're unhappy with its inclusion here, please contact me and I'll remove it from this section.

Knox

He often causes fights with people with his cranky behavior.

Sounds overly violent in an E rated game.

Mannequin

They cannot be sold, dropped, traded via Re-Tail, wear Wet Suits, mailed, or eaten.

Even Wendell wouldn't eat a mannequin!

Nookipedia:Contents Portal

Music

Explore all the songs you can listen too.

Roscoe

In Wild World, he has a plant, a petrol thing, a modern lamp and sofa, a white chess piece and a candle.

Viché

Picture "TWO heads are better than one!" Biography Siblings Second of 1 Kid Skill Cosplay Goal Illustrator Fear Blank Favorites Clothing Sporty Fancy Color None Coffee Type Blue Mountain Milk Lots Sugar 3 spoonfuls

Ideal Gifts for Drago/BJAODN – None Sporty
Name Price Available From (Name) (Price) (Available)
More None Items More Sporty Items

To quote someone else, is she half a kid?!

Rolf

Rolf is nicer than other cranky villagers. If the player meets him from another town, he might move to the player's. Rolf will adjust to the town very quickly, and is very lovable.

He's exactly the same as other cranky villagers.

Kitty

Kitty is very nice to the player, but with other villagers, not so much. Kitty is unique and snooty.

Um, what?

Robust Cicada

It makes a unique sound which is different to other cicadas, which sounds like a series of screaming "Beep! Beep! Beeeeeeeeep!".