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− | + | I have a slight obsession with quotes. So, I needed somewhere to compile them. And you got lucky enough to find it! </sarcasm> Anyways, if it is a lyric or was sung, a music note (♫) will be before and after the quote. | |
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{{caught|I'm actually more of a bitch than a whore.|Bubble Boy (2001)}} | {{caught|I'm actually more of a bitch than a whore.|Bubble Boy (2001)}} | ||
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{{caught|I can just imagine someone plastering that thread all over their room...|[[User:Vulpes|Vulpes]]}} | {{caught|I can just imagine someone plastering that thread all over their room...|[[User:Vulpes|Vulpes]]}} | ||
{{caught|People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers.|Brittany S. Pierce (Glee)}} | {{caught|People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers.|Brittany S. Pierce (Glee)}} | ||
− | + | {{caught|You have two cows. The government takes them and kills you.|Poster in Social Studies classroom}} | |
− | + | {{caught|I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.|Dan Quayle}} | |
− | + | {{caught|9/5 of people are math illiterate.|Poster in Math classroom}} | |
− | + | {{caught|I'm CEO, Bitch.|Mark Zuckerberg}} | |
− | + | {{caught|The first casualty of War is Truth.|Unknown}} | |
− | + | {{caught|When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life.|John Lennon}} | |
− | + | {{caught|Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.|Woody Allen}} | |
− | + | {{caught|Half of the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.|Walter Kerr}} | |
− | + | {{caught|Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by draggin day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways.|Stephen Vincent Benet}} | |
− | + | {{caught|Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.|Calvin (Calvin & Hobbs)}} | |
− | + | {{caught|It is not true that life is one damn thing after another…It’s one damn thing over and over.|Edna St. Vincent Millay}} | |
− | + | {{caught|The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.|Don Marquis}} | |
− | + | {{caught|Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all – the apathy of human beings.|Helen Keller}} | |
− | + | {{caught|Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.|Aldous Huxley}} | |
− | + | {{caught|♫Roll a flashing plant under a happy tree. Now it’s a dead tree.♫|LITERAL Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword trailer}} | |
− | + | {{caught|DON'T JUDGE! Meh, I don't really care, judge me anyway.|Jason Crouse}} | |
− | + | {{caught|It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.|Gore Vidal}} | |
− | + | {{caught|You can’t prove there isn’t a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightening out of its boobs.|Kurt Hummel (Glee)}} | |
− | + | {{caught|I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults.|Kurt Hummel}} | |
− | + | {{caught|I don't need to sit around and listen to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn't.|Kurt Hummel}} | |
− | + | {{caught|[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.|Kurt Hummel}} | |
− | + | {{caught|Abstergo has some really fucked up interior decorators.|Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed II)}} | |
− | + | {{caught|You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.|Winston Churchill}} | |
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Revision as of 21:16, August 7, 2013
I have a slight obsession with quotes. So, I needed somewhere to compile them. And you got lucky enough to find it! </sarcasm> Anyways, if it is a lyric or was sung, a music note (♫) will be before and after the quote.
WARNING: Profanity is present in some quotes, along with other possibly sensitive subjects. You are warned.
- "I'm actually more of a bitch than a whore." —Bubble Boy (2001)
- "I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients." —Oscar Levant
- "Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." —Dr. Martin Henry Fischer
- "Die, and come back..." —Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
- "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." —Unknown
- "I'm not crazy. Wait, thats what crazy people say!" —Unknown
- "Trying is the first step towards failure." —Unknown
- "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." —Albert Einstein
- "Come to the dark side. We have cookies!" —Unknown origin
- "I reject your reality, and substitute my own." —Adam Savage
- "Dobby doesn't kill people, he just maims them... or seriously injures them..." —Dobby (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1)
- "I can just imagine someone plastering that thread all over their room..." —Vulpes
- "People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers." —Brittany S. Pierce (Glee)
- "You have two cows. The government takes them and kills you." —Poster in Social Studies classroom
- "I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." —Dan Quayle
- "9/5 of people are math illiterate." —Poster in Math classroom
- "I'm CEO, Bitch." —Mark Zuckerberg
- "The first casualty of War is Truth." —Unknown
- "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life." —John Lennon
- "Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable." —Woody Allen
- "Half of the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." —Walter Kerr
- "Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by draggin day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways." —Stephen Vincent Benet
- "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." —Calvin (Calvin & Hobbs)
- "It is not true that life is one damn thing after another…It’s one damn thing over and over." —Edna St. Vincent Millay
- "The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race." —Don Marquis
- "Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all – the apathy of human beings." —Helen Keller
- "Maybe this world is another planet’s hell." —Aldous Huxley
- "♫Roll a flashing plant under a happy tree. Now it’s a dead tree.♫" —LITERAL Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword trailer
- "DON'T JUDGE! Meh, I don't really care, judge me anyway." —Jason Crouse
- "It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail." —Gore Vidal
- "You can’t prove there isn’t a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightening out of its boobs." —Kurt Hummel (Glee)
- "I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults." —Kurt Hummel
- "I don't need to sit around and listen to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn't." —Kurt Hummel
- "[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life." —Kurt Hummel
- "Abstergo has some really fucked up interior decorators." —Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed II)
- "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." —Winston Churchill