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With Lazy Villager[edit]

In City Folk[edit]

  • Peppy Villager: Oh! This is TOTALLY perfect! We'll just have <player> decide to us. <Player>! So, like, be all honest and stuff, Who's cuter? Me? Or <Lazy Villager>?
  • Lazy Villager: Well? Who's cuter?

(Player chooses <Peppy Villager>!)

  • Peppy Villager: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! You are, like, SO SUPER SMART, <catchphrase>! I don't even have to TRY to be this cute! Not like old <Lazy Villager> over there... It's an easy choice, huh? Yay, <catchphrase>!
  • Lazy Villager: B-b-b-but... Aw, why, <catchphrase>? Whyyyyyyy?

Peppy Villager will walk off happy. Lazy Villager will walk off sad.

(Player chooses <Lazy Villager>!)

  • Peppy Villager: ...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
  • Lazy Villager: Aw, see! I knew you were the right person for the job, <player>. Thanks a bunch, <catchphrase>!

Peppy Villager will walk off sad. Lazy Villager will walk off happy.

(Player chooses ME!!)

  • Peppy Villager: ...WHAT?! That wasn't even, like, an OPTION or whatever, <catchphrase>!
  • Lazy Villager: Ah huh huh! I guess you are kinda cute in a little person way, <player>.
  • Peppy Villager: AS IF! That's exactly why it's NOT cute, <catchphrase>!

Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.

With Cranky Villager[edit]

In City Folk[edit]

  • Peppy Villager: Hey, <Cranky Villager>, can you say this? "Naughty Nook nicked a nice kitchen knife."
  • Cranky Villager: ...Nook checked a kitchen... Nook knickered naughty... Nasty clicky clacker...!
  • Peppy Villager: Tee hee! Teeeee hee hee!
  • Cranky Villager: Nasty Nick checked a kitchen chicken kick!
  • Peppy Villager: Tee hee! Teeeee hee hee heeeeeee!
  • Cranky Villager: ARGH! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! Fine! I can't say your stupid tongue twister! Are you HAPPY NOW?!
  • Peppy Villager: Eeeek! Omigosh, it was just a joke! Why are you such a big jerkface, <Cranky Villager>? Waaaaaaaaah!
  • Cranky Villager: ...
  • Peppy Villager: Tee hee! Teeeee hee hee! I'm sorry, I can't help it! You look SO MAD RIGHT NOW! Teeee hee hee!
  • Cranky Villager: Gyaaa...

Peppy Villager will walk off happy. Cranky Villager will walk off angry.

  • Peppy Villager: Hey, wait a second, mister! <Cranky Villager>, did you eat all my <food>?! I've been waiting ALL DAY to eat it, <catchphrase>!
  • Cranky Villager: What? No! How in the heck could I eat your food? I haven't been to your house in forever!
  • Peppy Villager: Yeah, but when I woke up, it was totally gone! I even looked under the bed and everything! And then I saw you walking and I went to talk to you and you RAN AWAY! GUILTY, <catchphrase>! Like, j'accuse and stuff!
  • Cranky Villager: That's because you were running at me with this crazed look in your eyes! I was scared of you! Maybe you were dreaming about eating and chowed it down in your sleep? I do that sometimes.
  • Peppy Villager: I did NOT sleep-eat my food! That's, like, absurd! Only weirdos eat food in their sleep.
  • Cranky Villager: Well then, what's that?
  • Peppy Villager: Ohmigosh, are you going to try and... ???? AAAUUGHH! There's something stuck in my teeth, <catchphrase>!
  • Cranky Villager: See? Maybe you should think before you start acting like a crazy person, <catchphrase>.
  • Peppy Villager: Yaaaaaaaaaaay! That's amazing, <Cranky Villager>! You could be a detective!
  • Cranky Villager: Gaaa ha ha ha ha! I would make a pretty good detective, wouldn't I, <catchphrase>?

Both of the villagers will walk off happy.