User:AlexBot2004/Sandboxes/Sandbox 7

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The following is a list of bulletin board messages in Animal Crossing: Wild World.

Default messages

Notice
This bulletin board is
reserved for townsfolk
who wish to post
important notices.

Rules of Use
Post: Write Message
Left♪Right: Flip Pages
Close: End
Give it a try!

Talking to Myself

-Talking to Myself-
If you put too much milk
and sugar in your coffee,
just think of it as milk
tea when you drink it!

-Talking to Myself-
I'm making a daily diary
of what I eat. Did I really
chow 17 chocolate waffles
yesterday?! URP!

-Talking to Myself-
To make food look more
appealing, use a nice dish
and arrange the plate
well! It's cheap and easy!

-Talking to Myself-
My sister keeps buying big
cakes and eating them all.
I wish she'd share with
me! I ♥ cake!

-Talking to Myself-
Today's daily riddle: Needs
no shoes, has a tail, can
be found in a garden pail.
Oh! I forgot the answer!

-Talking to Myself-
When you're sad, throw a
few balls down the lanes
of your soul. I threw 3
strikes the other day!

-Talking to Myself-
There's someone in this
town whose face makes me
crave spicy curry! ...No,
I WON'T tell you who it is!

-Talking to Myself-
When I count money at the
town hall, people always
ask if I like my job.
It makes me kind of sad.

-Talking to Myself-
I just saw this movie
where two hedgehogs fell
in love! The ending was so
cliche! Bah! Unbelievable.

-Talking to Myself-
Who was it that decided
some things "shouldn't be
seen"? I'll see what I
want! ...Unless it's GROSS!

-Talking to Myself-
My sister said, "Your tea
tastes like sludge!"
I'm never making tea for
her again. What a grump!

-Talking to Myself-
I just found out that my
sister's been pawning her
work off on me. She owes
me a thank-you gift!

-Talking to Myself-
I'm thinking about what to
send my dad for his next
birthday... Maybe he wants
a big cookie! Yummy!

-Talking to Myself-
I loved homing pigeons as
a kid. It would be fun to
get paid for delivering
letters to folks!

-Talking to Myself-
When I see my sister
talking to Pete, it makes
me feel kinda strange...
Must be something I ate.

-Talking to Myself-
You don't ever really talk
to yourself when you're
alone, do you? Nah, I'd
never do that... Oops!

-Talking to Myself-
We are alive because we
have big hearts, right?
...So what about bugs?
Do they have tiny hearts?

-Talking to Myself-
Try to get your work done
swiftly and efficiently.
But don't work too fast,
or you'll go crazy!!!

-Talking to Myself-
What do you think of the
name Pelly? I prefer more
distinctive names...
Like Pellina! Or Pelliford!

-Talking to Myself-
I wonder why "bad boys"
always wear sunglasses?
I bet it's because they
actually cry a lot. Babies!

-Talking to Myself-
Is it a bad thing to make
copies or serve coffee?
I kinda like it, actually,
so why stop now?!

-Talking to Myself-
I wear a bathing suit in
the tub, in case of an
earthquake. Maybe I
watch too much TV.

-Talking to Myself-
Really small things are
called mobile, right? So
what about mobile homes?
That's kind of weird.

-Talking to Myself-
Wondering why I post my
thoughts here? ...I guess
I'm curious what other
people think.

-Talking to Myself-
When I was little, kids
called me the librarian,
but I'm not a librarian!
Kids can be so cruel...

-Talking to Myself-
They say worms wriggle,
but what does that really
mean? Wriggle, wriggle,
wriggle! Tee hee hee!

-Talking to Pete's Self-
Check your mail daily!
If your mailbox is full,
we can't deliver letters.
Help us help you!

-Talking to Myself-
What's worse? Running
from a problem before it
starts or leaving in the
middle? Just curious.

-Talking to Myself-
I wonder about these guys
who watch TV all day. Of
course, I shouldn't talk!
I watch TV every night!

-Talking to Myself-
If you're nervous about
going somewhere for the
first time, pretend you're
an old lady. Works for me!

-Talking to Myself-
If you want to make my
sister mad, just cut her
bread really thin.
She hates that!

-Talking to Myself-
I wonder if my sister
intentionally leaves the
curtain out of the tub
just to make me mad?

-Talking to Myself-
Blathers says that the
problem with me is that
I'm too right-brained.
Who knew he was a lefty?!

-Talking to Myself-
When I was in middle
school, I was on the
volleyball team. Receive!
Set! Spike! I miss it.

-Talking to Myself-
I'm very popular in the
kids' section of the
library... Sigh...
Oh, Pete...

-Talking to Myself-
Does toilet paper become
cuter when a design is
added to it? Mine is
covered with puppies!

-Talking to Myself-
If local folks came with
instruction manuals, I'd
want one for my sister
and about five for Pete!

-Talking to Myself-
I love pop music, but I
can't understand what
they're saying!
"Doo wop bop?" Huh?

-Talking to Myself-
Do you want to know what
my base salary is? I can't
tell you exactly, but
there are lots of zeroes!

-Talking to Myself-
What color should I dye
my feathers? Red is too
bright. Blue makes me
look sick. Maybe I won't.

-Talking to Myself-
How many cherry tomatoes
is enough? Three? Twelve?
No, that's too many.
Maybe I'll try four.

-Talking to Myself-
Things that are hard or
difficult are more fun
when you do them with
samba music! Try it!

-Talking to Myself-
Have you ever eaten
"Swamp Delight"? Not me!
I don't see how THAT
could taste good!

-Talking to Myself-
Pinecones fall from trees,
but they aren't fruit.
That's why pine trees
are my favorite plants!

-Talking to Myself-
Hip hop hippity hop...
Hip hop hippity hop...
That song is popular in
every town but mine! Boo!

-Talking to Myself-
Katrina told me that the
pelican was the symbol
for savings. I'm not sure
how I feel about that.

-Talking to Myself-
If you know someone nice,
introduce him to me! I'm
single, ya know!


-Talking to Myself-
I don't mean to brag or
anything, but I'm both
cute AND smart! So why
am I still single?

-Talking to Myself-
I'm terrible at directions!
I need one of those car
navigation systems hung
around my neck.

-Talking to Myself-
I work very hard, but I
also enjoy my free time!
I'm young, cute, and
single! Hint, hint!

-Talking to Myself-
I just ate some candy
with the same amount of
vitamin C as 300 lemons...
I'm covered for life!

-Talking to Myself-
My sister likes to pig out
before bed. She can chow
down 7 or 8 donuts in one
sitting... It's impressive!

-Talking to Myself-
Sitting on a hot wharf...
gazing into nothingness...
Fishing is boring! I just
don't get it!

-Poetry-
Just one bite won't hurt
Yum bite gobble gobble
Yum
I ate twelve cupcakes

-Talking to Myself-
When she was younger, my
sister loved airplanes.
She'd put slippers on her
open wings and fly!

-Talking to Myself-
I can't tell which talk
show is real and which one
is fake...and if I don't
know, I don't wanna watch!

-Poetry-
I prefer my jelly rolls
moist and rich and cakey.
But yesterday, I ate a
roll that was all dry!

-Talking to Myself-
It's odd how even the
chattiest people get
quiet in elevators!
Except for my sister...

-Talking to Myself-
I really envy comedians.
Even when they don't feel
like laughing, they make
other people laugh.

-Talking to Myself-
I heard that really orange
eye shadow and pink gloss
are must-haves! I gotta
read more Ms. Nintendique!

-Talking to Myself-
Wish from your heart, and
it's sure to come true...
But sometimes not quite.
That's how fate works.

-Talking to Myself-
As a kid, I always wanted
to have picnics by myself.
But then I got lonely, so
I stopped. Too bad...

-Talking to Myself-
I've always washed my own
lunchbox, and my sister's,
too. Siiiiigh! Some things
never change!

-Talking to Myself-
Classical music... Allegro
is faster, andante is laid
back, and al dente is the
only way to cook pasta.

-Talking to Myself-
There's a kind of spicy
chili pepper called The
Birdseye... I'm really
scared of it!

-Talking to Myself-
My sister's been going to
hotels lately, so one day
I followed her. She was
eating the free buffet!

-Talking to Myself-
I filled an empty water
bottle with ordinary
tap water and... PRESTO!
Homemade water!

-Talking to Myself-
The other day my sister
baked me a cake. It was
disgusting! AND shaped
like a bug!

-Talking to Myself-
How can salsa be a kind
of dance, a kind of music,
AND a kind of dip? It's
the miracle word!

-Talking to Myself-
If something can sit
vertically or horizontally,
I always set it
horizontally. Safety first!

-Talking to Myself-
Why is eight afraid of
seven? Because seven ate
nine! Get it? Ate? Eight?
WAH HA HA HA HA HA!

-Talking to Myself-
"DON'T DO THIS, MAN!"
That was a line in a movie
I saw... I hope I can say
that someday!

-Talking to Myself-
I want to get my
driver's license. Then I
can take my boyfriend for
a ride in my convertible.

-Talking to Myself-
I write down everything
I want and then cross
it off the list when I
get it! It's a big list.

-Talking to Myself-
If my life were a comic,
I'd be in the 2nd or 3rd
issue. It'd be a romance!
My sister's would be sad.

-Talking to Myself-
The McIntosh apple?
Whatever happened to Red
and Golden Delicious? Huh?


-Talking to Myself-
Apples are white right
after you peel them, but
turn brown after a while.
It's kind of symbolic.

Message of the Week

*Message of the Week*
Balls and windows don't
mix!

Play ball? Play safe!

*Message of the Week*
Want wealth? Try saving!

Waste not, want not!


*Message of the Week*
The early bird gets the
worm.
The late mouse gets
the cheese!

*Message of the Week*
Make hay while you can!

Nobody likes overtime!


*Message of the Week*
Green means go!

Unless you're lazy.


*Message of the Week*
Advice is easy.

Listening is hard.


*Message of the Week*
Stamp your mail!

Stomp your feet!


*Message of the Week*
Say no to headphones!

...WHO SAID THAT?!


*Message of the Week*
Coffee shops are great!

Go buy a cup of joe!


*Message of the Week*
For the earth! For
yourself!

Recycle! Recycle! Recycle!

*Message of the Week*
Hey! You! Take a break!

Don't pick fruit all day!


*Message of the Week*
Lunch is at noon.

Breakfast is anytime!


*Message of the Week*
Trying to save money?

Eat your rotten turnips!


*Message of the Week*
Burritos in the morning?

Sailors take warning!


*Message of the Week*
Mice can move a mountain!

But it does take time.


*Message of the Week*
Joy is received. Not
taken.

Peace!

*Message of the Week*
Can't live on bread alone?

Just add mayo!


*Message of the Week*
The Mexican wrestler
cries beneath his mask.
Wounds of the heart hurt
the most.

*Message of the Week*
Removing bandages hurts.

Leave them on!


*Message of the Week*
Eating at midnight is bad.

But it feels so good!


*Message of the Week*
My dad wakes me at 6 a.m.

Just to make his coffee!


*Message of the Week*
Some wrestlers hate
tights.

Fight stereotypes!

*Message of the Week*
Everyone loves kids!

I just ate three!


*Message of the Week*
Squatting helps me think.

...Don't ask!


*Message of the Week*
Put tight pants on slowly.

Trust me on this one.


*Message of the Week*
Shedding blood, sweat,
and tears is not as easy
as it looks.
And it looks hard!!

*Message of the Week*
Pride comes before a fall.

Wear a padded pride suit!


*Message of the Week*
Call the firefighters.

Before the house burns.


*Message of the Week*
It takes strength to fail.

I'm the strongest ever!


*Message of the Week*
Rushing leads to mistakes.

Take your time!


*Message of the Week*
Strangers are scary!

Flee from their candy!


*Message of the Week*
Postcards aren't cards.

Weird.


*Message of the Week*
Smiles are free.

But they're worth a lot.


*Message of the Week*
Clouds have silver linings.

Why don't they sink?


*Message of the Week*
Keep a positive attitude...

Ignore the horror of it
all!

*Message of the Week*
The high life is stressful.

Relax a little.


*Message of the Week*
Cherry tomatoes are
great.
But how many are too
much?

*Message of the Week*
You only get one first
chance.

Unless you have amnesia!

*Message of the Week*
History? Written by
winners.

Message boards? Losers.

*Message of the Week*
Housework before
homework.

Sleep before everything!

*Message of the Week*
It hurts to think.

I try not to.


*Message of the Week*
Don't make mountains out
of molehills.

It leads to angry moles.

*Message of the Week*
Maybe is a good answer.

But not on a test.


*Message of the Week*
If you lose something big,

pretend pirates took it.


*Message of the Week*
Raiding the fridge is bad.

Especially the neighbors'.


*Message of the Week*
Can't say anything nice?

Write it down!


*Message of the Week*
Tired of studying? Stop!

Then go work as a carnie!


*Message of the Week*
Don't ask others to do
something you wouldn't.
MAKE them do it.


*Message of the Week*
Exercise relieves stress.

Nothing relieves exercise.


*Message of the Week*
Always carry extra
shorts.

Don't get me started!

*Message of the Week*
Don't sweat the small
stuff.

Perspiring is icky.

*Message of the Week*
A friend in need is a
friend indeed.
An enemy in need is
hilarious.

*Message of the Week*
Bird, bird, bird.

Bird is the word.


*Message of the Week*
Don't cry over spilt milk.

Unless you can cry milk.


*Message of the Week*
There's no "I" in team.

But there IS one in
traitor!

*Message of the Week*
Home is where the heart
is.

Home is the rib cage.

*Message of the Week*
An apple a day keeps the
doctor away.
An onion a day keeps
everyone away.

*Message of the Week*
Milk is good for you.

Milk shakes, not so much.


*Message of the Week*
You catch more bees with
honey than with vinegar.
That's why honey makes a
poor facial moisturizer.

*Message of the Week*
You're as old as you feel.

I feel sick.


*Message of the Week*
Fate has a fickle finger.

I have a pickle finger.


*Message of the Week*
Find a penny, pick it up.

Waste of time, man.


*Message of the Week*
Feed a fever, starve a
cold.
Lightly sup with rickets.


*Message of the Week*
When it rains, it pours.

Bring an umbrella.


*Message of the Week*
A little learning can't
hurt.

Except at Pain State.

*Message of the Week*
Laughter is good medicine.

Burping is just rude.


*Message of the Week*
If getting there is half
the fun...
What happens if you turn
around halfway?

*Message of the Week*
Keep your friends close,
and your enemies closer.
And make sure everyone
uses lots of deodorant.

*Message of the Week*
Winners never quit.

Quitters occasionally win.


*Message of the Week*
True love is forever.

The good kind of forever.


*Message of the Week*
Ha ha ha.
Hee hee hee.
Oh, pitfalls,
I love thee.

*Message of the Week*
Squeaky wheels gets
grease.

Greasy wheels are gross.

*Message of the Week*
Money is the root of evil.

Dig! Dig! Dig!


*Message of the Week*
Birthdays come once a
year.

In-laws come all the time.

*Message of the Week*
Genius is 1% inspiration
and 99% perspiration.
Genius smells terrible.


*Message of the Week*
Blood is thicker than
water.

That's kinda gross.

*Message of the Week*
Oompa pow pow.

Oompa oomp pow pow.


*Message of the Week*
Give a man a fish,
and he'll eat for a day.
Give a fish a man,
and he'll eat for weeks!

*Message of the Week*
You can kill two birds
with one stone.
Or you can watch them
and be much happier.

*Message of the Week*
It's darkest before dawn.

Sleep in.


*Message of the Week*
A bird in the hand...

Is really painful.


*Message of the Week*
It never hurts to ask.

Unless you ask for hurt.


*Message of the Week*
Easy come, easy go.

Am I coming or going?


*Message of the Week*
Needle in a haystack?

Buy a new one! Sheesh!


*Message of the Week*
I want some electric
socks.

With stripes.

Event notices

Annoucements

Happy New Year, my dear
friends! If you need
anything in this new era,
please come visit my
humble shop!

Tom Nook

- Notice -
The Fishing Tourney will
begin this coming Sunday!
Try to catch a big one!


- Notice -
The Fishing Tourney begins
tomorrow, and the winner
gets a sweet trophy!
Go to bed so you're ready
for the big day!

- Notice -
This Sunday is the long-
awaited Bug-Off!
Get buggy with it!


- Notice -
Tomorrow is the Bug-Off!
The person with the
biggest bug gets a huge
trophy! Get your bug on!

- Notice -
This Saturday is the Flea
Market! Why not show up?
You might find something
nice... Like a flea!
Wah ha ha ha ha ha!!!

- Notice -
The Flea Market is open
for business tomorrow!
Visit other folks' houses
and pick up gently used
items for dirt cheap!

- Notice -
Guess what this Saturday
is? It's La-Di-Day!
Get the frog out of your
throat and start singin'!

- Notice -
Tomorrow is La-Di-Day!
The best and most melodic
song will become our new,
beloved town tune!
P.S. No smooth jazz!!

- Notice -
This Sunday is a very
special day... Yay Day!
Start thinking up those
compliments right now!

- Notice -
Tomorrow we celebrate
kindness and happiness
with Yay Day! Break out
your best compliments and
let the sunshine in!

- Festival Notice -
The Flower Fest will begin
next Monday. Buy a
watering can and seeds
and get to work!

- Festival Notice -
Tomorrow, Monday, is the
start of our weeklong
Flower Fest! It's a chance
to brag about your mad
gardening skillz!

- Festival Notice -
The Flower Fest will
continue through next
Sunday. Please enjoy
the great gardens!

- Notice -
Fireworks Show!
Saturday!
7:00 p.m.!
Be there or else!

- Notice -
The Fireworks Show starts
right at 7:00 p.m.
tomorrow night! Whooo!
Don't miss it!

- Acorn Festival Notice -
The Acorn Festival starts
next Monday! Let's all go
find nature's most eerie
and mysterious of gifts...
THE MIGHTY ACORN!

- Acorn Festival Notice -
Starting tomorrow, we can
all enjoy the wonder that
is the acorn. And keep an
eye out for Cornimer!!

- Acorn Festival Notice -
The Acorn Festival will
continue until next
Monday. Get out there
and enjoy some acorn-

picking good times!

- Bright Nights Notice -
Bright Nights will start
next Monday! Who will
win the treasured crown
of best light decorator?

- Bright Nights Notice -
Bright Nights will start
tomorrow! TOMORROW!
Get ready to decorate
those houses! C'mon,
do it! DO IT!

- Bright Nights Notice -
Bright Nights will continue
through next Monday!!
...Only with FUN can we
survive the harsh winter!

- Notice -
The countdown starts on
the morning of December
31st! Come to the plaza
and celebrate with all of
your friends!

- Notice -
Join us for the big
countdown to welcome
the new year. Each tick
of the clock is like a
lightning bolt of FUN!

- Happy Birthday -
Today is <player>'s
birthday! <player>
is now one step closer
to being an adult.
Bring 'em a present!

- Happy Birthday -
Happy B-day, <player>!
We hope that you'll stick
around for a long, long
time to come!

- Happy Birthday -
Today is <player>'s
birthday! Take good care
of yourself and stay
sweet, <player>!

-Pelly

Results

~~Final Results~~
The winner of the
<month> <day> Fishing
Tourney is <villager/player>,
with a cool <size>-inch
<fish>!!

~~Final Results~~
The <month> <day>
Fishing Tourney MVP is
<villager/player>, who reeled
in a <size>-inch-long
<fish>!!

~~Final Results~~
The winner of the
<month> <day> Fishing
Tourney is <villager/player>,
who landed a <size>-inch
<fish>!!

~~Final Results~~
The biggest blossom of
the Spring Flower Fest
is <villager/player>'s garden!
Way to go!!

~~Final Results~~
May the green laurels of
Flower Fest victory rest
upon the roof of
<villager/player>'s garden!!

~~Final Results~~
The winner of the
<month> <day> Bug-Off
is <villager/player>, with an
amazing <size>-mm

<bug>!

~~Final Results~~
The <month> <day> Bug-
Off winner is <villager/player>,
with a <size>-mm
<bug>!

~~Final Results~~
The MVP of the
<month> <day> Bug-Off
is <villager/player>, with an
astounding <size>-mm
<bug>!!

~~Contest Results~~
The final results are in,
and the winner of the
Bright Nights is
<villager>!

~~Final Results~~
The most gorgeously
decorated house in town
belongs to <villager>!
You're the champ!!

Weather notices

- Weather Bulletin -
Sticky, plentiful snow.
Ideal for snowman making.
Low temps will prevent
the lake from freezing.

- Cherry Blossom Watch -
Each day gets warmer...
Those buds are ready to
burst! April 1st will be
the best time to see!

- Weather Bulletin -
Sunny, warm days through
the foreseeable future.
The rainy season should
strike by June.

- Weather Bulletin -
This year's rainy season
will end by mid-July.
After that, it gets hot,
hot, hot! Catch the rays!

- Weather Bulletin -
Come November, mornings
will start to cool down.
We might even see snow,
so keep warm!

- Heavy Snow Warning -
A big snowstorm will
arrive here tomorrow.
Please make sure to dress
warmly when you go out.

Tom Nook's store

Upgrades

~~Nook's Cranny News~~
Thanks to your kind
patronage, we're going to
expand! We'll be closed
<day of week> for
construction.

~~Nook 'N' Go News~~
We're expanding again...
Please excuse our mess!
Oh, and we will be closed
on <day of week>.

~~Nookway News~~
Make way for progress!
Nookway will be expanding
in our current location,
so the store is closed on
<day of week>.

~~Nook 'N' Go News~~
Come see our new store!
We're bigger and better
and ready to serve all
your consumer needs!

~~Nookway News~~
Welcome to our new
building! We're back with
service AND a smile, so
don't miss out on our
grand re-opening!

~~Nookington News~~
The grand opening of
Nookington's department
store is now under way!
Come, ye shoppers,
and be AMAZED!

Notices

~~Nook Notice!~~
There'll be a Point Special
on <Month> <Day>. You
get FIVE TIMES the normal
points! Buy! Buy! Buy!

~~Nook Notice~~
Our Point Special is
coming up on <month>
<day>! Come get five
times the points! Oh, my!

~~Dear Customers~~
Today, there will be a
special, one-time sale!
Everything half-price!

~~Dear Customers~~
Clearance sale today!
Everything half off!

~~Emergency Notice~~
Today we have a very
special item in stock!
The <spotlight item>!
Come and get it!

~~Emergency Notice~~
Faithful customers!
If you've ever wanted
the <spotlight item>,
now's your chance!