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Welcome to Drago's Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense! This section, inspired by MarioWiki, Wikipedia and Nookipedia's very own Bazooka Mario, consists of some funny things that I found (and corrected or removed) in articles. If one of these edits was yours and you're unhappy with its inclusion here, please contact me and I'll remove it from this section.


He often causes fights with people with his cranky behavior.

Crossmark.png Sounds overly violent in an E rated game.


They cannot be sold, dropped, traded via Re-Tail, wear Wet Suits, mailed, or eaten.

Crossmark.png Even Wendell wouldn't eat a mannequin!

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Explore all the songs you can listen too.


In Wild World, he has a plant, a petrol thing, a modern lamp and sofa, a white chess piece and a candle.


Unknown Frame.png "TWO heads are better than one!"
Siblings Second of 1 Kid
Skill Cosplay
Goal Illustrator
Fear Blank
Clothing Smallcheckmark.png Sporty
Smallxmark.png Fancy
Color None
Type Blue Mountain
Milk Lots
Sugar 3 spoonfuls
Ideal Gifts for Drago/BJAODN – None Sporty
Name Price Available From
(Name) (Price) (Available)
More None Items More Sporty Items

Crossmark.png To quote someone else, is she half a kid?!


Rolf is nicer than other cranky villagers. If the player meets him from another town, he might move to the player's. Rolf will adjust to the town very quickly, and is very lovable.

Crossmark.png He's exactly the same as other cranky villagers.


Kitty is very nice to the player, but with other villagers, not so much. Kitty is unique and snooty.

Crossmark.png Um, what?