User:Trainiax/My Animal Crossing: New Leaf Villager Conversations

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Smug and Uchi

  • Smug Villager: <Uchi villager>, I hear you can fix machines and such.
  • Uchi Villager: Yeah, kinda. I used to mess with motorcycles, so I learned a few basic repairs, <catchphrase>.
  • Smug Villager: Cool! Could you...maybe fix my radio then? It's been broken since forever! <Catchphrase>!
  • Uchi Villager: A radio? Leave it to me! It'd be a piece of cake, <catchphrase>!
  • Uchi Villager: Of course, the first thing you've gotta do is trick it out with all sort of cool stuff, right?
  • Smug Villager: Oh, uhh, sure...
  • Uchi Villager: That's what I thought, so we'll have to get a ton of LEDs and a few spinners and such...
  • Uchi Villager: Oh, the engine can be an air-cooled type, right, <Smug villager>?
  • Smug Villager: Huh...? Air ...cooled? Are we still talking about my radio, <Uchi villager>?
  • Uchi Villager: And of course we'll have to draw some flames and a dragon on the side. Yeah, that'd look awesome...
  • Smug Villager: ...Umm, I think I'll ask somebody else to help, thanks.
  • Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.

Normal and Normal

  • Normal Villager 1: You're right; that could work! Now we have three good present ideas to choose from...
  • Normal Villager 1: <Player>! We were just trying to come up with the perfect present for <Random villager>, <catchphrase>.
  • Normal Villager 1: Maybe you can help us.
  • Normal Villager 2: Yes, perfect timing! <Nickname>, would you like to weigh in?
  • Normal Villager 1: Which of these do you think would make the best present?
  • Given the option of a cookie cutter, blowtorch, or saltshaker. I chose blowtorch.
  • Normal Villager 2: Yep, I agree! Now I'm positive our present will be a smashing success!
  • Normal Villager 1: Thank you so much for your help!
  • Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.