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After the shower, Moose was taken to the hospital by an ambulance. Priscilla sees the ambulance outside of her bedroom window. | After the shower, Moose was taken to the hospital by an ambulance. Priscilla sees the ambulance outside of her bedroom window. | ||
Priscilla: Moose... | Priscilla: Moose... | ||
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Marcia: Priscilla, whatever it is that's on your mind, you don't have to worry about it. Now, go to bed. It will almost be ten! | Marcia: Priscilla, whatever it is that's on your mind, you don't have to worry about it. Now, go to bed. It will almost be ten! | ||
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Rocky the dog runs to Jake, and licks him. Jake giggles | Rocky the dog runs to Jake, and licks him. Jake giggles | ||
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==Len Stays In (Sunday, July 12)== | ==Len Stays In (Sunday, July 12)== | ||
It is morning. Ben wakes up and walks downstairs to the living room to play on Paul's Wii. Len follows, but he is not feeling very well and has a little bit of a stuffy nose. Len yawns. | It is morning. Ben wakes up and walks downstairs to the living room to play on Paul's Wii. Len follows, but he is not feeling very well and has a little bit of a stuffy nose. Len yawns. | ||
Latest revision as of 12:29, April 13, 2024
Welcome! Here is where I post fan-fiction stories for your entertainment! Some related to Animal Crossing, some partially or completely not, but regardless, they're for your entertainment. Enjoy!
How to Steal an Elephant (Saturday, July 11)
A car pulls into the parking lot outside of a large mall.
Jake (voice only): It was a cool summer. I now feel happy here in this place.
The Simon family gets out of their car and walk out of it.
Jake (voice only): The mall is so huge! I like to think of it as a madhouse of endless possibilities!
The family walks into the mall through Entry 2.
Female voice-over: You are passing through Entry 2 into Neighborhood 2.
Male voice-over: Usted esta pasando por la entrada 2, al vecindario 2.
Jake (voice only): The mall is full of endless possibilities! Including those that you would NEVER do in a mall!
The family passes to the food court.
Jake: If I went to a gym, it should have lots of these stars!
The family exits the food court and ends up in Neighborhood 6. Jake, Len, Ben and their dad David head east to Skechers, leaving the mom, Diane behind.
Diane: Wait... Where is everybody? Eh. I'll just go get some clothes for my kids.
Another car pulls into a different parking lot outside of a large mall. The rest of the Simon family relatives get out of their car and walk out of it. The family walks into the mall through Entry 4.
Female voice-over: You are passing through Entry 4 into Neighborhood 4.
Male voice-over: Usted esta pasando por la entrada 4, al vecindario 4.
The family walk into a directory kiosk in front of them.
Scooter: Woah! Is that what the mall looks like?
Cut to a close-up from an excerpt from the directory.
Amanda: So we are here near Parks and Recreation Entry 4...
Amanda points her finger to the "you are here" symbol.
Amanda: We must be in Neighborhood 4...
Amanda points her finger to the "Neighborhood 4" symbol.
Amanda: Let's look for...
Amanda pauses to realize that the Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World is close to them.
Amanda: Hmph. Just as I thought.
The family heads to Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World. Meanwhile, Diane is in Old Navy. She looks at a black shirt with the yellow Nirvana logo.
Diane: Oh, wow! Len must like this shirt!
Diane's iPhone 3GS rings with the Marimba ringtone.
Diane: Hello?
Cut to David and Jake at Oakley Vault.
David: If you were wondering where I went, I went to get some new shoes and backpacks.
Cut back to Diane.
Diane: Well, I found this shirt and I want to give this to Len.
Cut back to David.
David: What does it look like?
Cut back to Diane.
Diane: It says Nirvana.
Cut back to David.
David: Alright. Perhaps Len will enjoy it. He sure loves Nirvana. I'll pass to Len.
David hands the phone to Len.
Diane (voice only): Do you want a new Nirvana shirt?
Len: Don't mind if I do!
Cut back to Diane.
Diane: I think that's a yes!
Diane pulls the shirt from the hanger and goes to the checkout.
Diane: Let's hang up now... See ya later, alligator!
Cut back to Len.
Len: Bye mom!
Len hands the phone back to David.
David: I think she'll buy it, will she?
Len: Yea!
Ben: Nope! She won't buy it!
Len: You're wrong!
Ben: Shut up, punk!
Len: Nuh.
David: Kids these days... Well, Ben and Len, would you like to hang out with Momma for a little while?
Ben: Len, we're going with mom, okay?
Len: Okay.
David and company walk out of Oakley Vault.
Another car pulls into another parking lot. The Quincy family get out of their car and walk into the mall through Entry 3.
Female voice-over: You are passing through Entry 3 into Neighborhood 3.
Male voice-over: Usted esta pasando por la entrada 3, al vecindario 3.
Marcia: Marshalls... This way!
The family walk to Marshalls near the Rainforest Cafe. Meanwhile, as Diane walks out of Old Navy, her phone goes off again.
Diane: What now?
Cut to David, who is now near the food court.
David: I want to drop off Ben and Len with you.
Cut back to Diane.
Diane: So I can be with them?
Cut to Diane's point of view which shows David at a distance. Cut back to previous view.
Diane: Okay. Bye!
Diane hangs up before David bids her farewell.
David: Woah. That was quick.
Cut to a close up of Diane beside a kiosk near Bed Bath & Beyond.
Diane: I'm gonna scare them...
David and company arrive near Bed Bath & Beyond.
Diane: Boo!
Ben & Len: Woah!
Diane: Let's go!
Meanwhile, the rest of the Simon family gets out of Bass Pro Shops Outdoor World.
Amanda: I'll call Diane.
Cut to Diane, who is now in The Children's Place Outlet. Her phone goes off again.
Diane: Hey sister! Are you shopping too?
Cut to Amanda and company, who are walking to Samsonite.
Amanda: Yes, Diane!
Cut back to Diane.
Diane: Okay. Where are you right now?
Cut back to Amanda who arrived in Samsonite.
Amanda: I'm in Samsonite.
Cut back to Diane.
Diane: What? I thought I wanted to get luggage there!
Cut back to Amanda.
Amanda: I am also getting luggage for you!
Cut back to Diane.
Diane: Oh well. I guess I'll come if I can.
Cut back to Amanda.
Amanda: Okay then! I'll see you there!
Cut back to Diane.
Diane: I'll see you!
Diane hangs up and goes to the checkout. Meanwhile, the Quincy family are at Marshalls where Marcia looks at a pink dress.
Marcia: Looks pretty. I guess I'll take this.
Cut to Jake and David, who are in XXI Forever.
David: I'm not sure what to do...
Jake: Maybe we can perform at the AMC?
David: Maybe!
Cut to near Entry 5, where Amanda and company leave Samsonite, and they walk up to Diane, Ben and Len!
Diane: Amanda!
Ben & Len: Our aunt!
Amanda: Hi guys!
Woodrow, Scooter & Ace: Ben! Len! You're here!
Ben: Hello!
Diane's phone goes off again.
Diane: What now?
Cut to Jake and David sitting on the rocky bench outside the Rainforest Cafe.
David: We're at the Rainforest Cafe!
Cut back to Diane.
Diane: Okay, I just have to stop at Marshalls.
Cut back to Jake and David.
David: Gotcha. Bye now.
Diane (voice only): Bye.
Jake: So... What do we do now?
David: We wait.
Jake: Perhaps we can listen to the elephant over there.
Jake points at an idle animatronic elephant with closed eyes and no motion. Cut back to Diane and company going to Marshalls. In Marshalls, They meet with the Quincy family.
Diane: Whatcha guys doing here?
Marcia: Hey, Diane! I'm looking for pretty dresses
Diane: I can help!
Marcia: Thank you!
(1 hour later) Cut to Jake and David still sitting on the rocky bench outside the Rainforest Cafe.
Jake: We've been waiting for one hour...
David: Yes... Momma must be taking a long time...
Jake: No, I've been waiting for the elephant to play a sound.
Jake points at an idle animatronic elephant with closed eyes and no motion.
Jake: I remember when that elephant played sounds when there was a commercial for a walking tour of the mall... Wait! I just remembered something!
The scene transitions into an animated pencil drawing style animation against notebook paper, similar to Pencilmation and the film adaptations of the Dairy of a Wimpy Kid book series. In the scene, Jake is looking out a window in an hotel room.
Jake (voice only): Every night before I went to bed since I moved here and stayed at the airport hotel, I heard a very loud sound.
An elephant's trunk comes into the window and plays the sound: Hollywoodedge, Elephant Trumpeting PE024801 (2nd trumpet), causing Jake to be stunned and run to bed. From this point on, unless otherwise indicated, all of the elephant trumpets except for the animatronic elephant which uses this sound: will have PE024801
Jake: I didn't know what it was.
Page turns to Jake in bed, then the 2nd trumpet of PE024801 plays again, causing Jake to hide under the sheets.
Jake: It has scared me to bed every night.
Page turns to Jake with the animatronic elephant at the Rainforest Cafe.
Jake: But since I realized that the elephant is making similar sounds, that most likely was an elephant.
Animated sequence ends, and we get back to Jake and David at the mall.
Jake: So, yes. That annoying elephant is the absolute culprit. Yes, I know, there are no elephants out in the city, so where would I find one? Dad, may I please use your phone?
David: Okay, Jake.
David pulls out his iPhone 3G and hands it to Jake.
Jake: Thank you.
Jake opens the 'Maps' app and zooms out of his current location to find a large jungle area nearby.
Jake: Aha! Mystery solved! Oh no... I don't think I'm brave enough to go...
Moose arrives from Marshalls with the rest who came and they go to the Rainforest Cafe.
Jake: Momma! You're back!
Diane: Yes! We were shopping for supplies for our trip!
Jake: What trip?
Diane: Oops... That was supposed to be a surprise.
Jake: Oh... Wait--what?
David: Who's going to the east? I'll book an hotel tomorrow!
Jake: Yippee! Hey, Moose! Are you brave enough to go to the jungle?
Moose: Yes! I am! I'm not afraid of anything!
Jake: Good! Now, for your mission. I want you to go to the jungle to bring an actual elephant because this one doesn't work.
Woodrow: Sure thing, Jake!
Jake: Alright. Mom, I want you to go with Len to the rest stop hidden in the Management Office corridor.
Diane: Of course. I don't wanna see whatever you guys are doing.
Jake: Alright, now, Woodrow, are you going to fix the elephant?
Woodrow: Yes! I can fix it! Oh yes I will!
Moose, with his strength pulls the animatronic elephant to the cart and unplugs its cables. Woodrow drags the cart to the Management Office. Ben follows him.
Ben: I'm by your side!
Woodrow: Okay!
Jake: Alright! Plans done!
Moose: Bye guys!
Jake, David, Amanda, Paul, Scooter & Ace: Bye!
Moose runs away sonic-speed out of the mall, and out of the city. (1 hour later) He then arrives at the border of the jungle.
Moose: Roooaaarrrr! Hungry!
Moose jumps into the jungle as "Hungry Like The Wolf" by Duran Duran starts playing.
Moose runs through the jungle filled with lots of trees. He stops to see a monkey swing through vines. Moose follows the monkey through the vines during the first verse.
Darken the city, night is a wire
Steam in the subway, earth is afire
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Moose lands on a rock, which turns out to be a rhino, causing the rhino to stampede throughout the second verse.
Woman you want me, give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
A large snake passes by and Moose grabs it.
In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
I smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Moose stops into an elephant herd on a lake.
Strut on a line, with discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
Mouth is alive, with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Moose grabs the tail of an elephant (PE024801, 5th trumpet), and the view of the border, where the elephant crashes through (PE024801, 6th trumpet), and runs away from the forest, angrily.
Stalked in the forest, too close to hide
I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
On a city street, people stop and stare as the elephant stampedes through the city, Next we see people screaming and running away from the elephant.
High blood drumming on your skin, it's so tight
You feel my heat, I'm just a moment behind
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
The song fades out and fades into a sharp, atonal screeching violin melody similar to that of Psycho as we transition back to the mall.
Jake: EVERYBODY RUN! ROGUE ELEPHANT INCOMING!
People scream and run away from the impact zone. Then, the elephant breaks into the mall (PE024801, 8th trumpet). Cut into the management office.
Len: I have simply no idea what's going on...
Cut back into the mall.
Jake: Okay... keep calm, Jake...
David: I think we should perform at the AMC Theater! We'll leave the elephant behind.
Jake: Okay!
Jake, David, Amanda, Paul, Scooter & Ace go to the AMC Plaza, because it's an empty space with the AMC theater in front.
David: Well, guys, let's do it!
The scene transitions into a surreal and rather promotional music video for "The Zephyr Song" by Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Can I get your hand to write on?
Just a piece of leg to bite on
What a night to fly my kite on
Do you want to flash a light on?
Take a look it's on display for you
Comin' down, no, not today
Did you meet your fortune teller?
Get it off with no propeller
Do it up, it's on with Stella
What a way to finally smell her
Pickin' up, but not too strong for you
Take a piece and pass it on
Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more than ever
And in this perfect weather
We'll find a place together
Fly on my wind
Rebel and a liberator
Find a way to be a skater
Rev it up to levitate her
Super friendly aviator
Take a look it's on display, for you
Comin' down, no not today
Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more than ever
And in this perfect weather
We'll find a place together
In the water where I center my emotion
All the world can pass me by
Fly away on my Zephyr
We'll find a place together
Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-woah, do you
Yea-yea-yea-yea-yea-yeah
Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-woah, want to
Yea-yea-yea-yea-yea-yeah
Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more than ever
And in this perfect weather
We'll find a place together
In the water where I center my emotion
All the world can pass me by
Fly away on my Zephyr
We're gonna live forever
Forever
The elephant trumpets loudly at Moose (PE024801, 2nd trumpet) causing Moose to scold at it.
Moose: Excuse me but could you please turn it down? That scares the shoppers! You can do better...
(PE024801, 4th trumpet)
Moose: STOP THAT! Glad you think this is funny...
(PE024801, 3rd trumpet)
Moose: Seriously, cut that out.
(PE024801, 7th trumpet)
Moose: Last warning!
(PE024801, 1st trumpet)
Moose: Fine... but don't say I didn't warn you...
Moose sneaks from behind the elephant and grabs its tail, causing the elephant to trumpet extremely loudly (PE024801, 8th trumpet; slowed down, but kept pitch).
Len: This is madness!!!
Diane pulls out the phone and calls the zoo.
Diane: Is that the zoo? This is an emergency. I am calling from Katy Mills mall. Send the wild animal catchers immediately! There appears to be a wild animal loose here!
People are screaming and running away from the elephant while Moose is grabbing its tail.
Suddenly, an arrow lands on the elephant, stunning it (PE024801, 9th trumpet). Moose lets go from its tail. The zoo catchers arrive, and bring the elephant to their van parked in Entry 1.
Jake (voice only): Perhaps keeping an elephant in the mall wasn't a good idea. I hope the elephant will have its own paradise. And when the elephant has its own paradise, he will go back to honking and grunting. Besides, I am going in a trip, so I probably won't hear the elephant.
It had already become the night, and Moose is in the Quincy family house taking a bath. We see the drain of a shower and Moose pulls his shampoo and washes his face, but as he feels his nose, it feels very long. Moose realizes about his nose, as screeching violins play, and when he rubs the steam off the shower glass, he looks at himself; he has an elephant trunk. He nods silently for five seconds, trying to accept his look. We then cut outside to the Simon family house, where a car passes by. Cut back to Moose, and now he lets out a huge scream.
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Moose screams, we see the outside of the house, then the neighborhood, and the skyline of the city. Matt runs into the shower. He opens the curtain quickly in a stressed manner.
Matt: What's the problem!?
Matt yelps as he sees Moose with an elephant trunk.
Matt: This is serious...
After the shower, Moose was taken to the hospital by an ambulance. Priscilla sees the ambulance outside of her bedroom window.
Priscilla: Moose...
Marcia comes to Priscilla.
Marcia: Priscilla, whatever it is that's on your mind, you don't have to worry about it. Now, go to bed. It will almost be ten!
Priscilla: Alright.
Priscilla jumps to bed.
Back at the Simon family house, Ben walks to Jake in their bedroom.
Ben: Jake! I have good news! Woodrow and I were successful at fixing the elephant!
Jake: Good!
Ben: Also, did that elephant that I heard was there in the mall solve a mystery I also have been wanting to solve?
Jake: Yes!
Ben: Heh. No wonder why that elephant trumpets every night. It just wants to make some noise!
Jake: Woah.
Ben: Also... that loud scream seconds ago was really startling... I am so scared...
Jake: Yeah. Me too.
Rocky the dog runs to Jake, and licks him. Jake giggles
Jake: Hey Rocky!
Len Stays In (Sunday, July 12)
It is morning. Ben wakes up and walks downstairs to the living room to play on Paul's Wii. Len follows, but he is not feeling very well and has a little bit of a stuffy nose. Len yawns.
Len: Hey bro.
Ben is playing Super Mario Galaxy.
Ben: Eh.
Len: Are you okay? because I am not.
Ben: Oh.
Len goes to the kitchen to get a box of Kleenex brand of tissues, then sits on the couch with Ben. He blows his nose, and he picks up another Wii remote.
Cut to the TV, which shows Ben in Bubble Breeze Galaxy. Len helps by collecting Star Bits with his orange pointer. Mario rides into a bubble in which Ben uses the blue pointer to blow the bubble.
Ben: You must not feel well. How about we separate ourselves for a little while?
Len: Okay.
Len and Ben move a bit farther away from each other. Diane walks downstairs with Jake.
Diane: Good morning! How have you been?
Ben: Len isn't feeling well.
Diane goes to the couch with Len.
Diane: You okay?
Len paused to take another tissue to blow his nose.
Len: Meh.
A little piece of yellow mist passes by.
Diane: Perhaps it's just an allergy. Would you like some Zyrtec?
Len: Okay.
Jake: Hi guys!
Ben: Len's sick right now...
Len took another sheet. Cut to the TV, where Mario collects the star to finish the stage.
Jake: Looks like fun. You must enjoy playing our uncle's Wii, have you?
Ben: Yes bro.
Jake: Wanna go to the club?
Ben saves and quits the game and turns off the Wii.
Ben: Yes, since I already finished the level.
Jake gets himself ready to go to the Sunday Club. He is in the bathroom, and he's brushing his teeth.
Jake (voice only): My friend Len wasn't feeling very well, but I had to get myself ready to go to the Sunday Club.
Jake and Ben run downstairs.
Jake: Ben, this will be our last Sunday Club before our trip.
Ben: Our what?
Jake: Uh oh.
Ben: What's wrong
Jake: There I go again. spoiling the trip.
Ben: A trip? Wow!
Jake: Also, because Len's sick, he probably won't go to the club...
Ben: Yeah...
Cut to the outside of the Simon family home, where David, Ben, Jake, and Rocky get in their car.
Jake: Let's sing our song for the last time.
Ben: Yes!
Jake: I love my dad!
David: Oh yeah!
Jake: My dad, I love!
David: Oh yeah!
Jake: But now it's time to go to Sunday Club!
David: Yeah!
Cut to the park, where there are grassy hills, a clubhouse, and a playground. David parks their car in the parking lot.
David: Have fun! I'll pick you up at six!
Ben & Jake: Bye!
David drives away. Ben, Jake and Rocky sit at the bench. Cut to the parking lot, where another car pulls up. Paul, Lily, Dot, JoJo, Scooter, Woodrow, and Ace get out of their car, only for Paul to return. Cut to the park again.
JoJo: Hiya Jake!
Jake: Hi!
Lily: Sup, bro!
Ben: Lily! What's up?
Cut to the parking lot, where Paul drives away. Another car pulls up. Greg drops off Josh, Albert E, Harriet, and T. Cut to the park again.
Harriet: Hello Jake!
Jake: Harriet!
Parking lot again. Another car pulls up. Mike drops off P.J, and PittyPat. Cut to the park again.
P.J.: I want a pajama party...
Parking lot. Another car pulls up. Natalie drops off Falcon and Penelope. Another car pulls up. Marcia drops off Henry, Herta, Peabody, and Priscilla.
Priscilla: Woah! Are we all here?
Herta: Wait. Where's Len?
Ben: Len isn't here today. He's ill.
Herta: Well, Moose isn't here because he is in the hospital right now.
Ben: Why?
Herta: He has an elephant trunk.
All: What!?
Herta: Just forget it.
Cut to the hospital. Moose is getting nose surgery.
Surgeon 1: Are you sure this is safe?
Surgeon 2: Probably not. If we can't fix him, he'd definitely be part of a freak show, like Joseph Merrick the Elephant Man.
Surgeon 1: Another elephant reference?
Cut back in the Simon family house, Len is drinking apple juice.
Len: I wish I could've went to the club. Now I missed all the fun.
Cut back to the park.
Priscilla: You are going on a trip?
Jake: Yes!
Priscilla: I am rooting for you! Have a safe adventure!
Jake: Oh yeah!
