Mr. Resetti/New Leaf dialogue

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When the player quits the game without saving, Mr. Resetti may appear. However, he will only ever appear once unless the Resetti Surveillance Center is built. For the dialogues in Animal Crossing: New Leaf, see below:

First dialogue

Rather than Mr. Resetti appearing at the player's house, he will instead appear right after Isabelle loads the town. Until the Reset Surveillance Center is built, this will be the only time the player will encounter Mr. Resetti.

Hey, 'scuze me! Mind if I bend yer ear for a bit? Won't take a second.
Lesse... Uh... Oh, right. I should introduce myself proper and such. The name's Resetti.
Most people call me Mr. Resetti, on account of me bein' a respected member of the community and such.
Lookin' forward to workin' with ya!
...'Course, this'll probably be the last time ya ever see me since there ain't no center or nothin'...
Ahem, so, it says here you quit without saving last time ya played. Care to explain yourself?

(Select "I wanted a do-over.")
Oh, a do-over, huh? Somethin' didn't quite go your way, is that the deal?
Well, I guess that's one way to play it...
But don't ya think that just maybe it'd be more rewardin' to roll with them punches you're takin'?
That's definitely how I'd most likely recommend ya play the game.
Don'tcha wanna do the right thing and save? For the kids? For the whales? C'mon - save the whales!


(Select "My batteries ran out.")
Aw, man, ain't that a kick in the moleskins!
'Tween you and me, them batteries don't last quite as long as they used to when I was a li'l mole...
D'ya think I could get ya to be more careful about charging up in a timely manner going forward from here?
'Preciate it...


(Select "I had no choice!")
WHAT?! Haaaaa, that's a darned shame is what that is!
I dunno nuthin' about machines, so I can't really help ya out there.
But I hope from the bottom of my mole heart that such an awful thing never happens to you again!


...Wassat? You were expecting something a little different?
Heh... Yeah, here's the thing. The Reset Surveillance Center? It don't exist no more.
When they were drawin' up the town budget for this fiscal year, folks were all like:
"What's wrong with a little reset every now and then?" "We don't got the funds for this nonsense!"
Blah blah and so on and so forth... So ya see, I ain't here on official business or nothin'.
I'm just volunteerin' this once. So next time you reset, I ain't gonna pop out.
This is it.. Ol' Resetti's out...
Course, if you were to use your mayoral powers to restore the center, well that'd be different.
And if that should come to pass, I'd be back on the job in full force! Unstoppable mole power!
But listen to me! Runnin' my trap like a fancy pirate or somethin'!
Good luck with all your future endeavors! Take care now! And buh-bye!

Second dialogue

Regardless if the player saved before quitting last time, Mr. Resetti will show up once the Reset Surveillance Center is built.

How do ya do, Mr./Ms. Mayor!

(If the player saved before quitting last time)
Now don't ya worry. I know ya made sure to save last time, so I ain't here to chew ya out.

(If the player did not save before quitting last time)
Now don't worry, I'm not here to read ya the riot act about not saving. Yer off the hook today!

Naw, I'm here to thank ya!
Ahem... For bein' so gracious as to establish the Reset Surveillance Center...
allow me to extend ya my most heartfelt thanks! So thanks!
With this I can finally get back to monitorin' reset behavior in town!
I guess this means ya see how important it is for me to keep chewin' ya out when ya reset!
That's how I'm takin' it anyway... Well, don't worry! Next time I'll give ya the verbal lashin' of a lifetime!
Oh yeah. Just one last thing...
I know yer the mayor, but the center is off limits, even to you! Them's the breaks!
Resetti out!

Third dialogue


Hey! Excuse me! I'm from the Reset Surveillance Center, and I need a few minutes of your time.
Here's the deal. Last time you played, you quit without savin'. How'd that happen?

(Select "I wanted to reset.")
OK, I got it. Yeah, I figured that might be the case.
Know what gave it away? Your face, that's what.
I've been at this job for years, kid, and I can see right through ya!
Before ya start with the questions, lemme explain a few things to ya.
Somebody resets and lights start flashin' all over the Reset Center. We always know. ALWAYS!
The system works, pal. Trust me. And there ain't no reason for you to be testin' it!
Just stop with the resettin' already. When you're done playin' your game, make sure you Save and quit!
You got it? Learned your lesson?
Oh yeah, one last thing...
People don't drink "expresso." It's "espresso." "Expresso" ain't even a thing! Don't ya forget it!
Now scram!

(Select "My batteries died.")
Really? Batteries? They just went kaput on ya, huh? Mmm...
Do us both a favor. Try to keep 'em charged. Keep an eye on 'em at all times, OK?
A little request from me to you. Yeah, see ya 'round.

(Select "I don't remember.")