User:SuperAlpaca/Quotes
My Favorite Quotes
I like quotes. If it is a line in a song, then a music note (♫) will be in the quote.
- "I'm actually more of a bitch than a whore." —Bubble Boy (2001)
- "I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients." —Oscar Levant
- "Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." —Dr. Martin Henry Fischer
- "Die, and come back..." —Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
- "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." —Unknown
- "I'm not crazy. Wait, thats what crazy people say!" —Unknown
- "Trying is the first step towards failure." —Unknown
- "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." —Albert Einstein
- "Come to the dark side. We have cookies!" —Unknown origin
- "I reject your reality, and substitute my own." —Adam Savage
- "Dobby doesn't kill people, he just maims them... or seriously injures them..." —Dobby (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1)
- "I can just imagine someone plastering that thread all over their room..." —Vulpes
- "People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers." —Brittany S. Pierce (Glee)
"You have two cows. The government takes them and kills you." ~ Poster in Social Studies classroom
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." ~ Dan Quayle
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." ~ Unknown
"9/5 of people are math illiterate." ~ Poster in Math classroom
"Trying is the first step towards failure." ~ Unknown
"I AM ERROR!"" ~ Error
"I'm CEO, Bitch." ~ Mark Zuckerberg
"The first casualty of War is Truth." ~ Unknown
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life." ~ John Lennon
“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.” ~ Woody Allen
“Half of the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.” ~ Walter Kerr
“Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by draggin day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways.” ~ Stephen Vincent Benet
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.” ~ Calvin (Calvin & Hobbs)
“It is not true that life is one damn thing after another…It’s one damn thing over and over.” ~ Edna St. Vincent Millay
“The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.” ~ Don Marquis
“Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all – the apathy of human beings.” ~ Helen Keller
“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.” ~ Aldous Huxley
“Roll a flashing plant under a happy tree. Now it’s a dead tree.” ~ LITERAL Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword trailer
“I’m actually more of a bitch than a whore.” ~ Chloe (Bubble Boy)
“But dolphins are our friends!” ~ Bridgette (Total Drama Island)
“I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.” ~ Oscar Levant
“Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.” ~ Dr. Martin Henry Fischer
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~ Albert Einstein
"Come to the dark side. We have cookies!" ~ Unknown
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own." ~ Adam Savage
"Dobby doesn't kill people, he just maims them... or seriously injures them..." ~ Dobby (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1)
"People think I went on vacation, but actually I spent all summer lost in the sewers." ~ Brittany S. Pierce (Glee)
"DON'T JUDGE! Meh, I don't really care, judge me anyway." ~ Jason Crouse
"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail." ~ Gore Vidal
"You can’t prove there isn’t a magic teapot floating around the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightening out of its boobs." ~ Kurt Hummel
"I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults." ~ Kurt Hummel
"I don't need to sit around and listen to all you mental patients tell me there is a God when I know there really isn't." ~ Kurt Hummel
"[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life." ~ Kurt Hummel
"Abstergo has some really fucked up interior decorators." ~ Desmond Miles (Assassin's Creed II)
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." ~ Winston Churchill