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With Cranky villager[edit]

In New Leaf[edit]

  • Jock Villager: Oh, <player>! Random question: What were you like as a baby?
  • (Player chooses Ate a Lot!)
  • Jock Villager: Really? You ate a lot, huh? You were a hungry kid, I guess. <Catchphrase>.
  • Jock Villager: Well then, do you remember the first word you ever said?
  • Cranky Villager: Hey! Why aren't you letting me into this conversation, <Jock Villager>?
  • Jock Villager: Oh... Uh...I guess I just never thought of you as a baby.
  • Cranky Villager: What are you talking about? I was a baby! I was a great baby! I was the coolest baby ever!
  • Jock Villager: Yeah... I just don't see it! But here's an idea! If you want to prove that you were a baby, try reenacting it for us! Show us what you were like!
  • Cranky Villager: Ohhhhh. OK, but...keep what you're about to see to yourself, OK?
  • Jock Villager: ...Gulp!
  • Cranky Villager: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Maaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Baby hungwyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
  • Jock Villager: Oh man, <player>... This may have been a bad idea...
  • Cranky Villager: Give me my teddy!

Jock Villager will walk off sad. Cranky Villager will walk off angry.

With Smug villager[edit]

In New Horizons[edit]

  • Jock Villager: <player>! Did you know <Smug Villager> is a former tap dancing star?!
  • Smug Villager: No, it's for a MOVIE!
  • Smug Villager: I play a grumpy, endearing, down-and-out former tap dancing pro, aching for one last shot at glory!
  • Smug Villager: And I want you, <Jock Villager>, to be the rugged, harsh-but-fair tap dancing coach!
  • Smug Villager: One phone call, and the role's yours. Whaddaya say?
  • Jock Villager: Me? In a movie? Wait... If anyone's going to be a tap dancing star, it should be me.
  • Jock Villager: <player>, what do you think, <catchphrase>?
  • Jock Villager: Do I play the tap dancing coach or the former tap dancing star?
  • (Player chooses Tap dancing coach!)
  • Smug Villager: Good eye! <Jock Villager> is perfect for the coach.
  • Smug Villager: Plus, tap dancing star is the role I would have been born to play if I'd been born doing tap dancing.
  • Smug Villager: OK! With that settled, I'm going to slip out real quick and read up on what tap dancing actually,
  • Jock Villager: So... I'm going to have to teach you what tap dancing is too? How long IS this movie, <catchphrase>?

    Both villagers will walk off unaffected.

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