Conversation/examples

• Snooty Villager #1: Hey <Snooty Villager>, what's up with that Gracie chick, anyway, <catchphrase>?
• Snooty Villager #2: She thinks she's the fashion queen or something! Who is she to give us advice on clothes? I mean, seriously! Just look at her!
• Snooty Villager #1: Yeah, totally! And that old junker she drives? Who does she think she's fooling?! It just PROVES how OLD and OUT OF TOUCH she is!
• Snooty Villager #2: Though, you know, it might be nice to have a car, even if it were a junker. My feet get SO tired and achy from walking everywhere.
• Snooty Villager #1: Know why our feet hurt? 'Cause we can't buy shoes in this backwater town.
• Snooty Villager #2: Or socks, either...
• Snooty Villager #1 will walk off sad, while Snooty Villager #2 will walk off unaffected.

• Snooty Villager: Hey, I meant to apologize for calling you a two-faced toad the other day. I didn't mean it. You just caught me at a bad time, <catchphrase>!
• Cranky Villager: WHAT?! Well, then I'm sorry for spreading all those rumors that you eat trash.
• Snooty Villager: You did WHAT?! Well, in all fairness, I guess I should come clean about launching that bottle rocket into your window last summer. (It was SO fun!)
• Cranky Villager: YOU did that?! It singed the first 200 pages of my insult thesaurus! For three whole weeks, I couldn't find any synonyms for "doofus"! FINE! I didn't REALLY mean it when I told Phyllis that you think she looks clownish.
• Snooty Villager: So that's why she's always so rude to me! I thought it was just jealousy! Well, remember the other day when I said you looked really dashing? Sorry about that. It was a total lie. You looked like an old boot. Ooh, burn!
• Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.

• Jock Villager: Why are you looking at me like that, <catchphrase>?
• Snooty Villager: Hey...you're good at lifting stuff, right?
• Jock Villager: Yeah, I'm pretty much the beefiest dude in <town>, <catchphrase>!
• Snooty Villager: Excellent. And are you good at mindlessly following directions, <catchprase>?
• Jock Villager: Heck yeah! I'm a directions-followin' MACHINE. <catchphrase>!
• Snooty Villager: A hulking lifter that follows directions like a robot? PERFECT! I've got a house full of furniture for you to move, <catchprase>. And while you're at it, manbot, just pick up and move the whole house. I've been eyeing this beachfront property...
• The Snooty Villager will walk off unaffected, while the Jock Villager will walk off happy.

• Normal Villager: Hey, <Snooty Villager>, what one phrase describes you best, and why, <catchphrase>?
• Snooty Villager: What a weird question! Hmmmmm. Let me think... Ah! I've got it! "Every rose has a thorn." That's perfect for me. After all, I'm beautiful, but I am also... deadly.
• Normal Villager: That's great, but... Um. Roses aren't deadly. I mean, yeah, they've got thorns, but those just hurt. They're not deadly.
• Snooty Villager: Oh, really? Not even... POISON ROSES!?
• Normal Villager: I don't even know why I bother asking you questions like that, <Snooty Villager>...
• The Normal Villager will walk off unaffected, while the Snooty Villager will walk off happy.

• Cranky Villager #1: Hmmm. No offense, man, I think I'm a bit more manly than you...
• Cranky Villager #2: Did you fall on your head or something? Everybody knows I'm the manliest. And on top of that, I look way younger, <catchphrase>!
• Cranky Villager #1: Hey now! Now I KNOW you're talkin' crazy, <catchphrase>! Just because you look a little like me, don't be gettin' a big head!
• Cranky Villager #2: Oh no, you've got that all backward! You're the one that looks like me!
• Cranky Villager #1: So... If I called you ugly, what would that make me?
• Cranky Villager #2: Well, <Cranky Villager>, I guess that'd make us both ugly. But that's ridiculous! Everyone knows we're the best looking, <catchphrase>.
• Cranky Villager #1: Yeah... You're so right. Even if we are a little grumpy.
• Cranky Villager #1 will walk off sad. Cranky Villager #2 will walk off unaffected.

• Cranky Villager: Hey, <Normal Villager>... I heard you're saving up for a big fancy wedding!
• Normal Villager: What?! N-no way... Where'd you hear that, <catchphrase>?! Who said that...? <player>, are you spreading rumors?
• Player: "It wasn't me!" "Oops. Sorry."
• (after responding "It wasn't me!")
• Normal Villager: Sorry. You're totally right! You wouldn't blab, would you, <player>? Phew! I was... a little embarassed there, <catchphrase>.
• Cranky Villager: ...So it's true! <Normal Villager>? You just proved that you are scheming something!
• Normal Villager: Eeeek!
• Cranky Villager: Whoa! You look quiet, but you're cooking all kinds of plans. She might be shy, but she's quite the schemer! The scariest thing in <town> really is <Normal Villager>... Arrest her, <catchphrase>!
• Normal Villager: Why?! What did I do that was so bad, <catchphrase>?!
• Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.
• (after responding "Oops. Sorry.")
• Normal Villager: That's just...cold...<catchphrase>. Giving away a girl's secret like that! Ice cold! You just can't be trusted <player>. Yep, I pretty much can't stand you...
• Cranky Villager: Hey, <player>! That stuff you said was just ...cold. You're pitiful! Unbelievable!...Gahahaha!
• Normal Villager: <Cranky Villager>, I can't believe you scared <player> into talking! That's just plain wrong, <catchphrase>.
• Cranky Villager: But, <player>! That's what I do best! ...Oh, <catchphrase>.
• Both of the villagers will walk off sad.