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===With a smug villager=== | ===With a smug villager=== | ||
Smug villager 1: ''Tell me, (smug villager 2), what's ONE thing on this island you could NOT live without?'' | Smug villager 1: ''Tell me, (smug villager 2), what's ONE thing on this island you could NOT live without?'' | ||
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Smug villager 2: ''Isn't it obvious? Say it with me, (smug villager 1).'' | Smug villager 2: ''Isn't it obvious? Say it with me, (smug villager 1).'' | ||
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Smug villager 1 and 2: ''LIP BAAAAAALM!'' | Smug villager 1 and 2: ''LIP BAAAAAALM!'' | ||
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Smug villager 1: ''Ha HA! Yeah, that's probably a dumb question. '' | Smug villager 1: ''Ha HA! Yeah, that's probably a dumb question. '' | ||
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Smug villager 1: ''But if I had to choose TWO things I couldn't live without, I'd definitely go with lip balm and a mirror.'' | Smug villager 1: ''But if I had to choose TWO things I couldn't live without, I'd definitely go with lip balm and a mirror.'' | ||
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Smug villager 2: ''Right... because how would you know if your lips were sandy and chapped? That's just smart thinking.'' | Smug villager 2: ''Right... because how would you know if your lips were sandy and chapped? That's just smart thinking.'' | ||
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Smug villager 1: ''But if we're going THREE things I couldn't live without, that's where it gaits tricky. But there's a clear front runner. Say it with me. Lip balm, a mirror, and...'' | Smug villager 1: ''But if we're going THREE things I couldn't live without, that's where it gaits tricky. But there's a clear front runner. Say it with me. Lip balm, a mirror, and...'' | ||
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Smug villager 1 and 2: ''A tiny umbrella to put in your (drink)!'' | Smug villager 1 and 2: ''A tiny umbrella to put in your (drink)!'' | ||
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Smug villager: "You know what I could really go for right now, <playername>?" | Smug villager: "You know what I could really go for right now, <playername>?" | ||
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Smug villager: "My mom used to make a heavenly <food>..." | Smug villager: "My mom used to make a heavenly <food>..." | ||
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Lazy villager: "Yeah... I miss my mom's sandwiches. She used bread!" | Lazy villager: "Yeah... I miss my mom's sandwiches. She used bread!" | ||
| − | Smug villager: "Mmm, yes... Speaking of bread, on special occasions, my mom would make panzanella that was to die for. | + | |
| + | Smug villager: "Mmm, yes... Speaking of bread, on special occasions, my mom would make panzanella that was to die for." | ||
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Lazy Villager: "Oh yeah. If it was a REAL special day, my mom would make her one-of-a-kind mac and cheese." | Lazy Villager: "Oh yeah. If it was a REAL special day, my mom would make her one-of-a-kind mac and cheese." | ||
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Lazy Villager: "The sauce was orange and it came in a box!" | Lazy Villager: "The sauce was orange and it came in a box!" | ||
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Smug Villager: "I miss my mom's pasta too! when she grated black truffle over fresh tagliatelle, I would melt." | Smug Villager: "I miss my mom's pasta too! when she grated black truffle over fresh tagliatelle, I would melt." | ||
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Lazy Villager: "Whoaaaa, that sounds so good! ...Wait, that's food, right?" | Lazy Villager: "Whoaaaa, that sounds so good! ...Wait, that's food, right?" | ||
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Smug Villager: "Oh, <lazy villager>..." | Smug Villager: "Oh, <lazy villager>..." | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:59, May 3, 2024
The following are conversations with smug villagers in the Animal Crossing series.
In New Horizons[edit]
With a smug villager[edit]
Smug villager 1: Tell me, (smug villager 2), what's ONE thing on this island you could NOT live without?
Smug villager 2: Isn't it obvious? Say it with me, (smug villager 1).
Smug villager 1 and 2: LIP BAAAAAALM!
Smug villager 1: Ha HA! Yeah, that's probably a dumb question.
Smug villager 1: But if I had to choose TWO things I couldn't live without, I'd definitely go with lip balm and a mirror.
Smug villager 2: Right... because how would you know if your lips were sandy and chapped? That's just smart thinking.
Smug villager 1: But if we're going THREE things I couldn't live without, that's where it gaits tricky. But there's a clear front runner. Say it with me. Lip balm, a mirror, and...
Smug villager 1 and 2: A tiny umbrella to put in your (drink)!
Both villagers will walk off unaffected.
With a lazy villager[edit]
Smug villager: "You know what I could really go for right now, <playername>?"
Smug villager: "My mom used to make a heavenly <food>..."
Lazy villager: "Yeah... I miss my mom's sandwiches. She used bread!"
Smug villager: "Mmm, yes... Speaking of bread, on special occasions, my mom would make panzanella that was to die for."
Lazy Villager: "Oh yeah. If it was a REAL special day, my mom would make her one-of-a-kind mac and cheese."
Lazy Villager: "The sauce was orange and it came in a box!"
Smug Villager: "I miss my mom's pasta too! when she grated black truffle over fresh tagliatelle, I would melt."
Lazy Villager: "Whoaaaa, that sounds so good! ...Wait, that's food, right?"
Smug Villager: "Oh, <lazy villager>..."
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