In New Horizons
With a smug villager
Smug villager 1: Tell me, (smug villager 2), what's ONE thing on this island you could NOT live without?
Smug villager 2: Isn't it obvious? Say it with me, (smug villager 1).
Smug villager 1 and 2: LIP BAAAAAALM!
Smug villager 1: Ha HA! Yeah, that's probably a dumb question.
Smug villager 1: But if I had to choose TWO things I couldn't live without, I'd definitely go with lip balm and a mirror.
Smug villager 2: Right... because how would you know if your lips were sandy and chapped? That's just smart thinking.
Smug villager 1: But if we're going THREE things I couldn't live without, that's where it gaits tricky. But there's a clear front runner. Say it with me. Lip balm, a mirror, and...
Smug villager 1 and 2: A tiny umbrella to put in your (drink)!
Both villagers will walk off unaffected.
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