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Normal Villager: So, <Cranky Villager>... Just the other day, I cooked up a batch of ‹dish› that was so sour, it hurt!
Cranky Villager: That sounds awesome! I didn't even know to make something that sour! What'd you do?
Normal Villager: It was just something i added to give a little kick, but i guess something went really wrong... Wait, did you just... You think that sounds good? Really?
Cranky Villager: You know it! I mean come on! Sour ‹dish›? Think of the possibilities! Nobody would suspect a thing until they took a bite, and then POW! Puckerface city! HAHAHA!
Normal Villager: You're absolutely awful!
The Normal Villager will walk off angry, while the Cranky Villager will walk off unaffected.

Snooty Villager #1: Hey <Snooty Villager>, what's up with that Gracie chick, anyway, <catchphrase>?
Snooty Villager #2: She thinks she's the fashion queen or something! Who is she to give us advice on clothes? I mean, seriously! Just look at her!
Snooty Villager #1: Yeah, totally! And that old junker she drives? Who does she think she's fooling?! It just PROVES how OLD and OUT OF TOUCH she is!
Snooty Villager #2: Though, you know, it might be nice to have a car, even if it were a junker. My feet get SO tired and achy from walking everywhere.
Snooty Villager #1: Know why our feet hurt? 'Cause we can't buy shoes in this backwater town.
Snooty Villager #2: Or socks, either...
Snooty Villager #1 will walk off sad, while Snooty Villager #2 will walk off unaffected.

Snooty Villager: Hey, I meant to apologize for calling you a two-faced toad the other day. I didn't mean it. You just caught me at a bad time, <catchphrase>!
Cranky Villager: WHAT?! Well, then I'm sorry for spreading all those rumors that you eat trash.
Snooty Villager: You did WHAT?! Well, in all fairness, I guess I should come clean about launching that bottle rocket into your window last summer. (It was SO fun!)
Cranky Villager: YOU did that?! It singed the first 200 pages of my insult thesaurus! For three whole weeks, I couldn't find any synonyms for "doofus"! FINE! I didn't REALLY mean it when I told Phyllis that you think she looks clownish.
Snooty Villager: So that's why she's always so rude to me! I thought it was just jealousy! Well, remember the other day when I said you looked really dashing? Sorry about that. It was a total lie. You looked like an old boot. Ooh, burn!
Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.

Jock Villager: Why are you looking at me like that, <catchphrase>?
Snooty Villager: Hey...you're good at lifting stuff, right?
Jock Villager: Yeah, I'm pretty much the beefiest dude in <town>, <catchphrase>!
Snooty Villager: Excellent. And are you good at mindlessly following directions, <catchphrase>?
Jock Villager: Heck yeah! I'm a directions-followin' MACHINE. <catchphrase>!
Snooty Villager: A hulking lifter that follows directions like a robot? PERFECT! I've got a house full of furniture for you to move, <catchphrase>. And while you're at it, manbot, just pick up and move the whole house. I've been eyeing this beachfront property...
The Snooty Villager will walk off unaffected, while the Jock Villager will walk off happy.

Normal Villager: Hey, <Snooty Villager>, what one phrase describes you best, and why, <catchphrase>?
Snooty Villager: What a weird question! Hmmmmm. Let me think... Ah! I've got it! "Every rose has a thorn." That's perfect for me. After all, I'm beautiful, but I am also... deadly.
Normal Villager: That's great, but... Um. Roses aren't deadly. I mean, yeah, they've got thorns, but those just hurt. They're not deadly.
Snooty Villager: Oh, really? Not even... POISON ROSES!?
Normal Villager: I don't even know why I bother asking you questions like that, <Snooty Villager>...
The Normal Villager will walk off unaffected, while the Snooty Villager will walk off happy.

Cranky Villager #1: Hmmm. No offense, man, I think I'm a bit more manly than you...
Cranky Villager #2: Did you fall on your head or something? Everybody knows I'm the manliest. And on top of that, I look way younger, <catchphrase>!
Cranky Villager #1: Hey now! Now I KNOW you're talkin' crazy, <catchphrase>! Just because you look a little like me, don't be gettin' a big head!
Cranky Villager #2: Oh no, you've got that all backward! You're the one that looks like me!
Cranky Villager #1: So... If I called you ugly, what would that make me?
Cranky Villager #2: Well, <Cranky Villager>, I guess that'd make us both ugly. But that's ridiculous! Everyone knows we're the best looking, <catchphrase>.
Cranky Villager #1: Yeah... You're so right. Even if we are a little grumpy.
Cranky Villager #1 will walk off sad. Cranky Villager #2 will walk off unaffected.

Cranky Villager: Hey, <Normal Villager>... I heard you're saving up for a big fancy wedding!
Normal Villager: What?! N-no way... Where'd you hear that, <catchphrase>?! Who said that...? <player>, are you spreading rumors?
Player: "It wasn't me!" "Oops. Sorry."
(after responding "It wasn't me!")
Normal Villager: Sorry. You're totally right! You wouldn't blab, would you, <player>? Phew! I was... a little embarrassed there, <catchphrase>.
Cranky Villager: ...So it's true! <Normal Villager>? You just proved that you are scheming something!
Normal Villager: Eeeek!
Cranky Villager: Whoa! You look quiet, but you're cooking all kinds of plans. She might be shy, but she's quite the schemer! The scariest thing in <town> really is <Normal Villager>... Arrest her, <catchphrase>!
Normal Villager: Why?! What did I do that was so bad, <catchphrase>?!
Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.
(after responding "Oops. Sorry.")
Normal Villager: That's just...cold...<catchphrase>. Giving away a girl's secret like that! Ice cold! You just can't be trusted <player>. Yep, I pretty much can't stand you...
Cranky Villager: Hey, <player>! That stuff you said was just ...cold. You're pitiful! Unbelievable!...Gahahaha!
Normal Villager: <Cranky Villager>, I can't believe you scared <player> into talking! That's just plain wrong, <catchphrase>.
Cranky Villager: But, <player>! That's what I do best! ...Oh, <catchphrase>.
Both of the villagers will walk off sad.

Smug Villager: Hey, <player>! I'm talking to <Lazy Villager> about the best way to make pasta.
Lazy Villager: Yeah, listen up, <player>! <Smug Villager> just taught me the best way to enjoy pasta, <catchphrase>. Let's see. First you boil the pasta, and then you add some cheese...
Smug Villager: You can do it that way, but it may be best to add the cheese last.
Lazy Villager: Oh... But I like cheese, so can I add it before AND after, <catchphrase>?
Smug Villager: Well, I guess it's all up to personal preference, but with pasta...you should just listen to the way I do it since I'm a talented chef and know these things. Too much cheese will just weigh you down, and then you'll feel all sluggish, <catchphrase>. Plus it tastes funny once you add the ketchup!
Lazy Villager: ...You add ketchup to your pasta? But this isn't a French-fry meal! This is noodly goodness! You've gotta throw in some tasty oregano and maybe even a nice spoonful of pesto, <catchphrase>. Ooh, yeah, I could go for some pesto right about now...
Smug Villager: Heh heh heh. <Lazy Villager>, adding pesto to your pasta! How crazy! What'll you do next, put mustard on your frankfurters? Hah! Man, would THAT be weird.
Both villagers walk away unaffected.

Cranky Villager: I heard some great ghost stories on a camping trip a while ago. I've still got chills, <catchphrase>!
Peppy Villager: AWESOME! I love ghost stories! We should totally make a campfire RIGHT NOW and tell some!
Peppy Villager: EEEEEEEK! GHOST!
Cranky Villager: ...Calm down! Whoever heard of a ghost who was a morning person? Even if one did show up this early, the sunlight would make it disappear! <catchphrase>!
Peppy Villager: Oh yeah, you're right!...So, what did I just see? Did you see it, <player>?
Both of the villagers will walk off unaffected.

Smug Villager: <Big sister villager>, I hear you can fix machines and such.
Big sister Villager: Yeah, kinda. I used to mess with motorcycles, so I learned a few basic repairs, <catchphrase>.
Smug Villager: Cool! Could you...maybe fix my radio then? It's been broken since forever! <Catchphrase>!
Big sister Villager: A radio? Leave it to me! It'd be a piece of cake, <catchphrase>!
Big sister Villager: Of course, the first thing you've gotta do is trick it out with all sort of cool stuff, right?
Smug Villager: Oh, uhh, sure...
Big sister Villager: That's what I thought, so we'll have to get a ton of LEDs and a few spinners and such...
Big sister Villager: Oh, the engine can be an air-cooled type, right, <Smug villager>?
Smug Villager: Huh...? Air ...cooled? Are we still talking about my radio, <Big sister villager>?
Big sister Villager: And of course we'll have to draw some flames and a dragon on the side. Yeah, that'd look awesome...
Smug Villager: ...Umm, I think I'll ask somebody else to help, thanks.
Both villagers walk away unaffected.

Big sister Villager: ...so I snuck up behind 'em and screamed with everything I had.
Big sister Villager: <Catchphrase>!
Big sister Villager: Bwa ha ha! They were so scared!
Normal Villager: You're so tough <Big sister villager>. I'm a little envious!
Normal Villager: Hey, um... you wouldn't mind if I started saying "<catchphrase>", would you? I want to be tough too!
Big sister Villager: Huh? No, I don't think you're scary enough, <catchphrase>. Sorry, <Normal villager>.
Normal Villager: What? Aww...
Normal Villager: Please, I can be scary, watch this! <Catchphrase>!
Big sister Villager: Pfft. you can do better than that. C'mon, <catchphrase>! scare me!
Normal Villager: Uh...alright. How's this?
Normal Villager: <Catchphrase>!
Big sister Villager: Yeow, guess I won't need to clean my ears for a while, <catchphrase>...
Big sister Villager: Well, if nothing else, you scared my hearing into hidin' under a ringing noise. It's a start, <catchphrase>.

Peppy Villager: Do you know when Tom Nook's birthday is?
Lazy Villager: It's on the 28th, <catchphrase>.
Peppy Villager: Ohhh, really? This month? Thanks, <Lazy Villager>!
Lazy Villager: That's the day my favorite magazine gets delivered. Chillin' Magazine!
Lazy Villager: It's a modern guide to the modern lifestyle, <catchphrase>!
Peppy Villager: ...Huh?! Chillin' Magazine?! All I wanted to know was Tom Nook's birthday!
Peppy Villager: Hey <player>, do you know when it is?
Player: "Of course!" "No clue..."
(after responding "Of course!")
Lazy Villager: Wow, <player>! Who knew you cared so much?
Lazy Villager: I wish my brother was like you, <player>... Sniff...
Peppy Villager: Hey, <Lazy Villager>! Don't cry, <catchphrase>!
Both of the villagers will walk off sad.